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Inmate Brags About Living Better In Jail Than Out

Hits: 8728 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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mackin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 211 Posts
Friday, April 27, 2012 4:33:00 PM
Oh man, to be locked up and have my freedom restricted, but I get Doritos! That IS the good life. Better document this and share it to the public!

julesss
Male, 40-49, Europe
 38 Posts
Friday, April 27, 2012 12:43:17 PM
What I find really weird, speaking as a European, is that a town Mayor is in charge and responsible for a prison. What are his qualifications??

ShweeTooth
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 33 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 10:14:59 PM
SMOKING POT!? these coons should be locked up for this sort of....oh wait... i love how they get this really uptight rich white guy to be so harsh towards these awful, evil, pot smoking N-bombs.. all this tv bullpoo serves to do is alienate us from each other. each day they make the whites hate the blacks and vice versa, more and more. i guess they are pushing for a race-war. what with (Trayvon) and all.

Burgh
Male, 40-49, Western US
 292 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 8:57:01 PM
"That's so exciting! I installed the doors in that prison. It's good to see that they're still holding up!"

The good news is your good workmanship - the bad news - DUDE you left your lunch and forgot your stash!

AWESOMEBOT
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 61 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 7:51:51 PM
That's so exciting! I installed the doors in that prison. It's good to see that they're still holding up!

mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 7:17:21 PM
sounds like the life!

NOCASH
Male, 18-29, Canada
 424 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:48:46 PM
"most inmates are serving felony drug charges"

Just a bunch of stoned black guys in there, they'll just eat all that junk food then pass out no harm done.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17147 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 4:16:13 PM
Need to replace the downs syndrome girls face with this guys face.

Burgh
Male, 40-49, Western US
 292 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:55:32 PM
Snacks, drugs, air conditioning, and Ho/bro's. Very likely better than his hood.

Wildcats2008
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 237 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:39:02 PM
Bring him down to the Texas Department of Criminal Justice and we'll see how much better it is on the inside than the outside.

I'm a little biased but I'm sure we could get his heart right and have him walking the line in no time.

Grayvyn
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 8 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:11:20 PM
"Shelby County"
That's good ole' Memphis. I drive by the very jail they're talking about every now and then.

Gotta love Memphis...

justadiver
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 48 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:06:39 PM
Diver dumb: using the wrong version of "There" and can't figure out how to edit post.

justadiver
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 48 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 2:42:21 PM
criminal rating scale:
unlucky: caught by hidden camera
dumb: recording yourself committing crime
farking dumb: posting video on network site
"Martez" dumb: posting that video while you're in jail

Their are probably Special Needs people calling this guy r3t4rd.
I hope they post videos of themselves and Martez is forced to watch them laugh at his stupidity.

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2005 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 2:15:22 PM
It's entirely possible that MacGuffin evolved beyond the need for a crude physical body, and has ascended to a state of being even higher than that of Europe.

That, or she got her head stuck in a mayonnaise jar again...

aRTCy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 2:05:34 PM
That's all junk food. How's is that better living?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 2:04:04 PM

"macguffin tirade in 3...2....1..."

No one's heard from her in days. Either she's been banned or she herself is in prison.

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10127 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 1:55:06 PM
"Take away the food, the weed, the cigs, and everything else but that which is provided by the jail."

The only thing not provided by the jail is the weed and cell phone.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10272 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 1:43:37 PM
As if the phrase "truth in sentencing" wasn't ironic enough.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 1:41:15 PM
Not to mention it's a free roof over your head if you're poor.

Hedkwab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 340 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 1:33:10 PM
Take away the cellphones. Take away the food, the weed, the cigs, and everything else but that which is provided by the jail. It's enough that they drain society by having to be locked up.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 1:10:31 PM

So? It's a gang of criminals in jail. You expected upstanding-citizen type behavior?

If you have to be in prison, why not make the best of it?

yusuksomuch
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1002 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 1:06:45 PM
macguffin tirade in 3...2....1...

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1443 Posts
Thursday, April 26, 2012 11:13:42 AM
Link: Inmate Brags About Living Better In Jail Than Out [Rate Link] - He was posting his 'better in jail than out' life on Facebook. It included drugs, an illegal cell phone, and internet.


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