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The Christian Side Hug: This Is A Real Thing? [Pic

Hits: 14359 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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reija
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 57 Posts
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:42:40 PM
I'm originally from the bible belt, so I'm way too familiar with the side-hug. It's usually young born-again types who do this crap. Oddly enough, it was a minister who taught me how a "proper" hug is done (right arm up, left arm down, three pats on the back)

Hedkwab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 340 Posts
Monday, April 23, 2012 12:47:54 PM
This is the hilarious thing: Hardcore Christians are so sexually repressed that they are the only ones to over-sexualize stupid poo like a HUG. People with healthy sex lives can hug people without having an anxiety attack. Probably the same reason so many priests just can't stay away from the choir boys..

Crackavelli
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 18 Posts
Monday, April 23, 2012 10:12:29 AM
I side hug, I'm not a christian...I just don't like to touch people.

uhmerikin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 871 Posts
Monday, April 23, 2012 8:49:53 AM
Yes, yes... 'Breast to Armpit' temptations will be the downfall of us all.

Musuko42
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2850 Posts
Monday, April 23, 2012 8:13:27 AM
5cats: "So yeah, what exactly is wrong with a LITTLE self-control?"

Except it doesn't seem to be ABOUT self-control: they're saying that you have NO self-control, and would be unable to resist wild fornication if you so much as gently brushed up against a breast.

What this IS about is THEM wanting to control you...because they don't think you HAVE any self-control.

That's why it's fubar.


Garrison
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 36 Posts
Monday, April 23, 2012 7:59:17 AM
lol @ jtrebowski

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5728 Posts
Monday, April 23, 2012 7:07:28 AM
@5cats: Just so you know, saying that muslims are worse doesn't mean that christians don't worry about this slippery-slope to licentious revelry, which is a total joke. Look at studies and anyone can see that abstinence-only education programs don't do anything to prevent sex. Although, I have to admit, a good face-to-face hug always seems to get a 3/4 chub going.

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Monday, April 23, 2012 6:20:50 AM
Had this friend, Mary. She front hugged some guy and got preggo. She had to raise the kid with another guy, Joey. The son, Jesus, grew up and was murdered and everyone still wont stop talking about them. PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3690 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:55:02 PM
Welllll, okay.... but y'all better be Christian, I'm trying to making a point here!

@Lostinkorea <3 Ty!!!

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:01:56 PM
5cats: "So yeah, what exactly is wrong with a LITTLE self-control? Modesty? No Christian ever demanded you wear a burka..."

Well, they do make it a "habit" of wearing a black dress should you decide to devote yourself to God. Also, your scenario about Muslim men raping women doesn't hold water to the problem with Christian men raping boys in the church.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:25:38 PM
I would think that just as important would be the SAME SEX Christian side hug, lest the greeting of a dear friend one hasn't seen in a long time be misconstrued as a homosexual contact, thereby necessitating an emergency exorcism.
Just sayin'.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26317 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 9:45:38 PM
*resists urge to lecture @dirtysteve*

Why am I in such a foul mood tonight? @madest is resigning/ being fired! I had a pleasent evening with friends...

Anyhow, @steve: 200 years ago the Christian Church were jerks, I agree.
TODAY the Muslims rape and kill women, in the name of Allah, as they have since the time of Muhammed! It's in their history books ffs!

ForSquirel
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1721 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 9:09:38 PM
drat. this explains so much..

Sammiesam123
Female, 18-29, Western US
 7 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 6:48:46 PM
http://youtu.be/m_Oj0-splZw It's a song too.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 5:17:11 PM
Gimmie that Christian side hug.

dirtysteve00
Male, 30-39, Europe
 375 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 5:13:33 PM
'So yeah, what exactly is wrong with a LITTLE self-control? Modesty? No Christian ever demanded you wear a burka...'
Maybe not a burka, and not so much now that their power has waned, but, by drat the stricter ones would cover us all up if they could.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26317 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 4:21:34 PM
I'd love to know why "Christians" are more easily tempted by contact than atheists or agnostics.

Nevermind that @jtrebowski, what about Muslims?

Oh... My... Allah! Look at that ANKLE! What a slut, she's just asking to get raped!!!
*goes ahead and rapes woman*
*woman goes to prison, man goes free*

So yeah, what exactly is wrong with a LITTLE self-control? Modesty? No Christian ever demanded you wear a burka...

EgalM
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 4:05:18 PM
Nothing gets me hornier than a little side boob action.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24740 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 3:33:35 PM
meh...

Stonardsftw
Male, 18-29, Western US
 319 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 3:24:59 PM
@mon360

Coming from someone who was raised religious... he's completely right.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 3:19:32 PM
haha, "trigger"

TheJ3553
Male, 18-29, Canada
 145 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 3:07:48 PM
@mon360

Ha! The irony.

Otto67
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 438 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 1:58:40 PM
Reminds me of the chastity contracts.

"I gave my word to stop at third."


mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 1:57:40 PM
@TKD Master
don't be ignorant!

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 12:54:03 PM
good god religion is stupid. OH MY GOD DON'T TOUCH WOMEN IT WILL LEAD TO SIN AND A BABY AND THEN HELL FOR ALL OF YOU OMG OMG OMG. Bunch of nut jobs.

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