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Man Dies From Swan Attack

Hits: 7191 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: Gerry1of1
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, April 23, 2012 5:21:16 AM

@ freddy



Weiss
Male, 18-29, Canada
 42 Posts
Monday, April 23, 2012 3:52:25 AM
Wow, that really is in the weirdest ways to die.

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 9:30:32 PM
...geese/swans will f*ck your sh*t up...

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:58:51 AM
Swans are vicious little bastards. We were always warned growing up not to feed them when we saw them on the lake, because it was very likely they would have tried to attack us.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:42:04 AM
Gerry..... Total. F*cking. FAIL.

No, this isn't a tad bit wussy, funny, or anything like it. It's sad and tragic. Almost as sad and tragic as the fact that you thought it was funny and that some douche moderator authorized it.

You just lost a lot of class points in my book, along with respect. The guy died and now his wife and kids are without him. Let me know when someone love dies so I can make fun of it here.

If it had been something stupid like a Darwin Award winner it might be funny. But this guy was just doing his job and was attacked.

funnehkitteh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 528 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:51:39 AM
i'd punch a swan in its tits

ExtraCredit
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 448 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 7:38:58 AM
Swans are mean and dangerous, no joke. Stay the fock away from a nesting swan.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 3:35:41 AM
Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
16366 Posts Saturday, April 21, 2012 10:43:01 AM

Oh come on you guys!
You don't think "Death by Swan" is just a tad bit... wussy?
___

I think you need serious mental help for your condition!

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 3:33:57 AM
This is so sad, I can't even believe you are making fun of this. He's dead and left behind children and a wife. Wow, this is not funny. Let stick to silly pics and "fail" videos, mmmkay?!

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6033 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 3:15:53 AM
The title is awesome enough, no need to watch the vid.

Mister_C
Male, 18-29, Europe
 664 Posts
Sunday, April 22, 2012 2:20:43 AM
It is kind of wussy to get killed by a swan... now a goose...

...geese are evil :(

TheJ3553
Male, 18-29, Canada
 145 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:58:56 PM
wat.

propagandi
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 725 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:34:46 PM


airsofter1
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1089 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:23:32 PM
if i'm gonna die i want the words "ball of fire" and "closed casket" involved

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 838 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 7:55:51 PM
I should be so lucky as to have my death make someone smile, in a good way.

'course, it's still pussified to die by swan attack.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25713 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 7:12:39 PM
Well, us "feeling bad" about it doesn't bring the guy back, eh?
And us laughing about it causes no harm that I can see.

If someone were to accost those girls and laugh at them IN PERSON? I'd rip a rib-bone out of their body and beat them to death with it! srsly, picture it, I'd do that.

Lillim
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 271 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:30:54 PM
@ Gerry1of1
You literally made me laugh out loud, congrats. And I agree, with both the sentiment and the bad phrasing. :)

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:04:54 PM
This IS gayer than Gerry1of1! I say a tasty swan dinner is in order.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24626 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 4:51:01 PM
ha ha ha

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 4:13:06 PM

What a bunch of old ladies!

YES this amuses me. Not his actual death but the way he died.
News Flash: We Are All Dying!
I only hope that my death brings a smile to peoples faces.
.
.
.
O.o


Wait, that came out wrong.
You know what I mean.

kerryfairy82
Female, 18-29, Europe
 844 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 4:03:59 PM
How is this funny? Were we all laughing as we looked at the picture of him with his two little girls? Really? Sometimes i feel like this place (iab) contains all the worst elements of the human race, all one one rotten site. And i coudn't give a flying drat as to what sarcastic response i get because i am off to Reddit, peace draters.

Profworm
Male, 30-39, Western US
 308 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 2:44:24 PM
Really, Gerry? A man is dead and that amuses you?

Swans are very large and can do massive amounts of damage. Their wings can easily break limbs. Just because everything some of you seem to know about nature comes from Disney cartoons doesn't mean it won't kill you.

Kaagan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1531 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 1:56:11 PM
was he wearing a hoodie?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 12:55:22 PM

@ Burgh - YOU WIN THE THREAD!


Burgh
Male, 40-49, Western US
 292 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 12:50:04 PM
Lesson learned. Never bring a kayak to a swan fight.

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