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The Only Thing A Lesbian Needs... [Pic]

Hits: 15148 | Rating: (1.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: tttaylorrr
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PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1212 Posts
Friday, April 20, 2012 8:28:38 AM
I assume it was supposed to be "stiff." You say it was given out at your Uni but that could be taken well out of context. I assume it was given out by non-faculty? Lastly, it seems someone intentionally wanted people to be forced to pick the answer that labels being lesbians as a choice, perhaps they thought they could subliminally plant the idea there. Lastly, the only thing I personally think lesbians need is a streak of voyeurism and a webcam/net connection but that's just my opinion.

scheckydamon
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 399 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 6:28:19 PM
notorious98: Where is my comment any more moronic than " Don't forget a pair of Doc Martens and a home in Maine." That should have been a Subaru Forrester and a house in Asheville.
Twit>

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24965 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 6:27:06 PM
Thanks @tttaylorrr! Bug your boyfriend to find it online or something.

The bad questions, the spelling errors, poor grammar!! I must see this horrible questionaire!

mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 5:59:58 PM
im sorry to say this but no one is ever going to take lesbians seriously...(i don't care what your sexual orientation is though!)

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2257 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 5:32:20 PM
Wow. This was really, really, really stupid.

Once again I would like to advocate rating system that goes negative... or at least has a zero.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11357 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:53:28 PM
A survey that only allows two choices for answering a question, both of which are wrong...was it intended as an elaborate trolling?

Shelworth
Male, 50-59, Western US
 326 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:27:49 PM
"Stiff", not "still"

notorious98
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 151 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:03:45 PM
@scheckydamon

You are a moron.

notorious98
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 151 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:01:31 PM
@Gerry

Don't forget a pair of Doc Martens and a home in Maine.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:50:15 PM
If lesbians don't need men, why are most of their toys shaped like d*i*c*k*s.


1) You can't have seen many sex toys.

2) That category of item is the *reason* they don't need men, stupid - the only thing he might have added, they've already got a serviceable alternative for.

Misfit-Mutt
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 349 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:41:47 PM
@scheckydamon- That doesn't make sense.

tttaylorrr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 91 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:40:41 PM
i go to Eastern Illinois University. my boyfriend was actually the one who took this survey and he sent me this picture; it was for men on sexual knowledge something-or-other, idk. i should this to my best friend (who is a lesbian) and she was mad, lol.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:32:33 PM


Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 1:16:07 PM

The correct answer is

C: A flannel shirt & tool belt.

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4799 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:57:13 PM
Ignoring the nonsensical Lesbian question, since there is no correct answer, look at the next one: "If you are chosen for fight," -- I don't know the rest of it but I think the answer is "If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight."

scheckydamon
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 399 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:49:48 PM
If lesbians don't need men, why are most of their toys shaped like d*i*c*k*s.

chicagojay
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1869 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:25:10 PM
Concur Re: *stiff

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24965 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:53:38 AM
"If you are chosen for fight,"

Either fake of from another language.

Waht? @tttaylorrr! Post the whole thing! Don't tease us, lolz!

korahn
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1037 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:51:16 AM
It's like that comedy bit I saw on an old episode of Just for Laughs "Should lesbians be allowed to use dildos? They made their choice"

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:41:03 AM
still rooster eh? The university survey is bigoted and imo had nothing to do with any university officials.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11695 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:46:52 AM
The second half of A is the closest thing to making sense on that survey. With such progressive thinking, it must be a college near the Bible Belt.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:19:26 AM
"Chosen"

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:13:41 AM
I think they meant *stiff.


Thanks. That makes more sense, and I'd never have got that intention in a million years.

Howler81
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 298 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:11:12 AM
What the heck kind of survey is this? I think maybe your university teaches surveys wrong.

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1430 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:10:39 AM
I think they meant *stiff.

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