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The WTF Of The Day: The Butter Dance?

Hits: 7328 | Rating: (1.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: eugenius
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sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 846 Posts
Saturday, April 21, 2012 7:00:42 AM
I wonder how many people saw her cooter.

DethRose
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 281 Posts
Friday, April 20, 2012 12:53:20 PM
Butter has its revenge at the end she dies by high cholesterol.

MountainBord
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1898 Posts
Friday, April 20, 2012 11:14:49 AM
um. why couldnt u use margarine??

DeanoBoz
Male, 40-49, Canada
 195 Posts
Friday, April 20, 2012 10:46:14 AM
That turkey is ready for the oven now.

tsiemens
Male, 30-39, Canada
 506 Posts
Friday, April 20, 2012 3:11:12 AM
if it was butter, whats that, 20 bucks worth? expensive dancing.

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 838 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:43:56 PM
Where is the Pissing in a Can of Beefaroni chick?

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2304 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:53:38 PM
ugh and this is "art"

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13574 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:52:28 PM
After this was over, I'll bet none of it went to waste.

dblond369
Female, 18-29, Western US
 177 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 6:26:59 PM
That is clearly margarine... nasty.

Also, her eyes right before she is going to fall. lol!

mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 6:11:18 PM
It speaks to me

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4241 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:06:43 PM
that was......fattening.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:38:24 AM
You guys are all so culturally insensitive. She is performing in the Olapa Ha'a (aka, hula) dance tradition. Her every move is choreographed to tell a story. A transcription of her "hula speak" follows below.

0:10-2:00: I LOVE BUTTER. DANG, I REALLY NEED TO GO ON A DIET. I'VE GOTTA STOP THOSE LATE-NITE DENNY'S RUNS. BUTTER IS SLIPPERY!

2:01-3:30: DOES THIS DRESS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? SHUT THE HELL UP, WHO ASKED YOU? I WONDER IF IT'S STILL POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET THAT JENNY CRAIG DISCOUNT?

3:31-5:00: BUTTER BUTTER BUTTER. PARKAY! HELL NO, IT'S BUTTER, YOU BITCH. YOUR MAMA. YOUR GRANDMAMA! DANG, THIS STUFF IS SLIPPERY.

5:01-6:00: I WONDER HOW MANY MEN IN THE AUDIENCE ARE GETTING WOOD WATCHING THIS? PIGS! MEN ARE ALL PIGS. YOU KNOW, THIS ROUTINE WOULD SMELL A WHOLE LOT BETTER IF I WERE TO ADD SOME CINNAMON.

6:01-6:11: THANK YOU. DVDS OF THIS PERFORMANCE ARE AVAILABLE FOR $19.99 ON MY WEBSITE, HULABUTTERGIRL.COM.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2095 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:58:41 AM
20 glorious minutes.

gcghost
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 168 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:58:21 AM
Worst "So, You Think You can Dance" Audition EVER!

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 9979 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:19:25 AM
3:24....

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 9979 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:19:15 AM
LOL@#:24! Popa PLOP!

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:48:26 AM
Hover your mouse over the streaming bar on the video and move it between 0:35 and 1:19 XD
Mr Bean dance

Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
 947 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:37:48 AM
Since when did we start showing porn on IAB?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:20:54 AM

They used to do this all the time at county fairs.
You know, try to catch the greased pig.

xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2576 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:00:35 AM
When you're too fat to be a hula dancer, get yourself a black dress and some butter

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1543 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:51:02 AM
Everyone in that room should be slapped.

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:18:07 AM
Hahaha !!! Oleo-ho !!

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 9979 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:02:57 AM
"If only our tax dollars would go to funding the biggest war machine this planet has ever seen.."

That war machine stops the free world from falling into chaos fool.

Maybe we could take the funding away from this, and fund the space program.

fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1926 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:00:29 AM
I liked the part where the hungry kids cried.

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2462 Posts
Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:00:05 AM
Worth every penny

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