 sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 737 Posts
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Saturday, April 21, 2012 7:00:42 AM
I wonder how many people saw her cooter. |
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 DethRose
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
273 Posts
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Friday, April 20, 2012 12:53:20 PM
Butter has its revenge at the end she dies by high cholesterol. |
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 MountainBord
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1898 Posts
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Friday, April 20, 2012 11:14:49 AM
um. why couldnt u use margarine?? |
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 DeanoBoz
Male, 40-49, Canada
195 Posts
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Friday, April 20, 2012 10:46:14 AM
That turkey is ready for the oven now. |
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 tsiemens
Male, 30-39, Canada
432 Posts
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Friday, April 20, 2012 3:11:12 AM
if it was butter, whats that, 20 bucks worth? expensive dancing. |
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 clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
834 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:43:56 PM
Where is the Pissing in a Can of Beefaroni chick?
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 ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2184 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:53:38 PM
ugh and this is "art" |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8712 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:52:28 PM
After this was over, I'll bet none of it went to waste. |
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 dblond369
Female, 18-29, Western US
169 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 6:26:59 PM
That is clearly margarine... nasty.
Also, her eyes right before she is going to fall. lol! |
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 mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
741 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 6:11:18 PM
It speaks to me  |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2712 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:06:43 PM
that was......fattening. |
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 Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3303 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 11:38:24 AM
You guys are all so culturally insensitive. She is performing in the Olapa Ha'a (aka, hula) dance tradition. Her every move is choreographed to tell a story. A transcription of her "hula speak" follows below.
0:10-2:00: I LOVE BUTTER. DANG, I REALLY NEED TO GO ON A DIET. I'VE GOTTA STOP THOSE LATE-NITE DENNY'S RUNS. BUTTER IS SLIPPERY!
2:01-3:30: DOES THIS DRESS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? SHUT THE HELL UP, WHO ASKED YOU? I WONDER IF IT'S STILL POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET THAT JENNY CRAIG DISCOUNT?
3:31-5:00: BUTTER BUTTER BUTTER. PARKAY! HELL NO, IT'S BUTTER, YOU BITCH. YOUR MAMA. YOUR GRANDMAMA! DANG, THIS STUFF IS SLIPPERY.
5:01-6:00: I WONDER HOW MANY MEN IN THE AUDIENCE ARE GETTING WOOD WATCHING THIS? PIGS! MEN ARE ALL PIGS. YOU KNOW, THIS ROUTINE WOULD SMELL A WHOLE LOT BETTER IF I WERE TO ADD SOME CINNAMON.
6:01-6:11: THANK YOU. DVDS OF THIS PERFORMANCE ARE AVAILABLE FOR $19.99 ON MY WEBSITE, HULABUTTERGIRL.COM. |
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 onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
1242 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:58:41 AM
20 glorious minutes. |
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 gcghost
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
168 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:58:21 AM
Worst "So, You Think You can Dance" Audition EVER! |
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 auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
8667 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:19:25 AM
3:24.... |
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auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
8667 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:19:15 AM
LOL@#:24! Popa PLOP! |
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 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
5417 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:48:26 AM
Hover your mouse over the streaming bar on the video and move it between 0:35 and 1:19 XD
Mr Bean dance |
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 Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
571 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:37:48 AM
Since when did we start showing porn on IAB? |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25558 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:20:54 AM
They used to do this all the time at county fairs.
You know, try to catch the greased pig. |
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 xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:00:35 AM
When you're too fat to be a hula dancer, get yourself a black dress and some butter |
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 DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
899 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:51:02 AM
Everyone in that room should be slapped. |
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 lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
1815 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:18:07 AM
Hahaha !!! Oleo-ho !! |
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auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
8667 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:02:57 AM
"If only our tax dollars would go to funding the biggest war machine this planet has ever seen.."
That war machine stops the free world from falling into chaos fool.
Maybe we could take the funding away from this, and fund the space program. |
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 fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1393 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:00:29 AM
I liked the part where the hungry kids cried. |
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 sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
2001 Posts
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Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:00:05 AM
Worth every penny |
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