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Ode de Cologne - Keep Him Hungry For You [Pic]

Hits: 12885 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: Gerry1of1
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turtledude89
Female, 18-29, Europe
 19 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 1:15:33 PM
'eau' de cologne.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 11:38:05 AM
Ladies, also try barbecue sauce.
I'm serious here, you should smear it on areas that won't be covered by clothing, then wash away the bulk so you get an aroma of it.



And thus the mystery of just how to attract otherwise disinterested horny teenage boys that women had been pondering over for millennia was solved.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:02:04 AM

LOL @ DShephard

DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 9:47:39 PM
YES
Ladies, also try barbecue sauce.
I'm serious here, you should smear it on areas that won't be covered by clothing, then wash away the bulk so you get an aroma of it.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 7:41:19 PM

Slut E.. yes, vanilla is nice also if the man has a sweet tooth

Seak
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1508 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 7:07:06 PM
Eww.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 1:37:51 PM
Thats what encourages cannabalism..

mzacur
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 112 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 12:37:00 PM
I cant stand women who smell like food. Its kinda gross imo. If I want bacon, I'll make some bacon. If I want sex, I'll have sex...then bacon...

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 2837 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 12:07:01 PM
bacon's a good scent. vanilla extract behind the ears is another good one--you smell like cookies then. demeter fragrances has a variety of really kinda over-the-top scents like leather, vinyl, rubber (for the BDSM-inclined), and tomato, dirt, and thunderstorm for the nature lovers out there.

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 9:33:20 AM
if you really want to attract a man

Also dogs and wild animals.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 9:16:48 AM
And guys help you when you're in trouble, MacGuffin? Damn I must be uglier than I thought. I've never had a guy stop when I could've clearly used assistance IRL.


You would have wanted the guy who insisted on "keeping me company", believe me. He was overweight, at least fifty, a bore, and, to cap it all, despite being bald on top, had one of those ridiculous little pony tails. He kept telling me all about how he was "in the car business". He was a bloody nuisance to boot. As well as being an ugly bore that couldn't take "no thank you" for an answer, when I was hunting around for my locking wheel nut attachment for the tyre iron (it was almost pitch black on the road I was on, and I'd carefully laid everything out so I could find it by feel), I looked up to find this pompous douchebag holding it - he'd been fecking around with my tools whilst my back was turned! I've never been so relieved to get a job finished and get on my way. :(

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 9:09:45 AM
@macguffin what exactly is that? a bitesize "breakfast"?

It was actually a "late night snack" I rustled up after Friday night drinkies last night. :o

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 9:05:44 AM

I don't speak french so shut up.


Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 9:04:59 AM

@ FeeFee - Perfumes have the strongest scents and therefore the longest lasting fragrance available. On the other hand, colognes are weaker and usually won’t last long since it evaporates quickly. The same scent can come in either perfume or cologne, depending on your need.

coffeekoneko
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1012 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 9:02:19 AM
Beat me to it, Davy.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:56:41 AM
Eau de Cologne. Jesus, Gerry. It's not a song about the place...

FeeFee
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 591 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:42:37 AM
Isn't cologne for males or am I wrong? Is there something fancy I'm missing?

And guys help you when you're in trouble, MacGuffin? Damn I must be uglier than I thought. I've never had a guy stop when I could've clearly used assistance IRL.

tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3275 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:41:11 AM
@macguffin what exactly is that? a bitesize "breakfast"?

Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1049 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:38:53 AM
Does not attract women

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:24:03 AM

Better to smell like bacon, than fish.

JustDani
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 409 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:20:54 AM
Ick! Really?

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:19:59 AM
i want this...


Here you go* :





*Recycled image warning.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21884 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:16:37 AM
Or you could be a nice person...

Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1049 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:15:59 AM
i want this...

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:14:35 AM
It's a horny man-repelling spray most of us need.

There's an upcoming IAB link that's about the difference in response of passers-by when a person gets a flat tyre, when that person is an attractive woman compared to when it's a young man sporting Muslim headgear. The minute I saw it I immediately thought of the last time I had a flat. I'm not even that attractive, but the flurry of men I had screeching to a halt - on the hard shoulder of a 60 MPH road - and creating a hazard by sitting in the middle of that fast traffic and asking to help when I clearly had it handled was just embarrassing. One guy even insisted on "keeping me company anyway" after I'd politely told him I was OK - what a creep!

Take a lesson from this story, chaps: don't be that guy!

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