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Dealing With Morning Wood [Pic]

Hits: 21882 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: eugenius
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MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Monday, April 16, 2012 10:52:50 AM
Lol at Nickel.

Darkmagic.. the REM is usually the last stage of a healthy sleep cycle before awakening.

Anwyay, why would I want to change things? Its the best way of waking wifey up.
She's either up for it, or she's down to the kitchen to make breakfast...

DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 1:59:28 PM
...
Just stand and lean forward, with hands on wall behind the toilet...

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 3933 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 2:18:21 AM
Avoid the Dawn-Horn by correct use of REM sleep (Rapid Elbow Movement)

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 6:40:31 PM
This might be from Yahoo Answers



quick, go get me a wikipedia article that also says the same thing.

I'd like to also point out, that person clearly said "3 to 5 times during the night, typically during REM sleep." I don't know about you, but I'm not waking up in the middle of REM, maybe you need to adjust your sleep schedule.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 3:18:33 PM
@Darkmagic. Are you sure?

"All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually three to five times during the night. It typically happens during REM sleep"

This might be from Yahoo Answers, but you *are* in the minority dude.

funnehkitteh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 506 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 3:04:00 PM
"If you have a better way of peeing with a raging boner, I'd like to hear it. "

lean forward until it's pointing down

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 1:09:02 PM
@darkmagic, maybe you should talk to a doctor. I've had this problem ever day since I was about 11.


I'm pretty sure I'm not the one with the problem...

Tubby12370
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1369 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 12:41:25 PM
Yea...no.

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2631 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 11:44:55 AM
I'm 30 and I have yet to have a problem with morning wood lasting more than a few minutes... It's caused by sleeping in a position that cuts of circulation, so as soon as you wake up, stretch out a bit and walk around. It should go down once the circulation regulates.

MacGuffin
Female, 30-39, Europe
 2597 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 8:07:58 AM
@MacGuffin: It's called "morning wood" :3


Thank you for that crucial update, Captain Obvious.

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1905 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 7:57:45 AM
Extra info :p

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1905 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 7:55:19 AM
@MacGuffin: It's called "morning wood" :3


mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 7:20:40 AM
Guys, how can you rub one out when you have to piss?

mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 7:16:42 AM
Well, you've just got to shove it down as far as possible then bend way forward. Still makes a little mess.

@darkmagic, maybe you should talk to a doctor. I've had this problem ever day since I was about 11.

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 6:57:31 AM
I'm nearly 30 and I have NEVER had this problem...

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 6:35:50 AM
This seems....unsanitary for my balls.

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 4:46:12 AM
Or just, you know, stand up.

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2282 Posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012 12:29:04 AM
no poo!

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 838 Posts
Friday, April 13, 2012 11:06:32 PM
Think of Bea Arthur.

Siolas
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 140 Posts
Friday, April 13, 2012 10:18:38 PM
That is nasty, I would not want my junk touching the inside of the toilet. Just walk outside and let it flow or use the shower or get some before hand. Even use a soda bottle or empty cup.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3628 Posts
Friday, April 13, 2012 9:56:12 PM
Why don't you have sex first....like we d...

NEVERMIND!

mon360
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Friday, April 13, 2012 9:38:28 PM
@Enjin he has a very very small dinky...

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11741 Posts
Friday, April 13, 2012 8:40:40 PM
I just stand there, close my eyes, and think of Helen Thomas.



You gotta be careful, though. If you don't stop after about 5 sec., you go from "morning wood" to "frightened turtle."

Enjin
Male, 30-39, Asia
 779 Posts
Friday, April 13, 2012 8:38:27 PM
The hell... You do it that way and you'll be touching the toilet water with yer rooster. That's just nasty.

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Friday, April 13, 2012 7:57:34 PM
in the shower ...

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