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Secrets Of A Pick-Up Artist: How To Pick Up Girls!

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Penguinato23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Tuesday, April 17, 2012 12:23:28 PM
well bobdavenport, if I'm ever in australia I'll remember that.

Do women over there have pouches or something? Like kangaroos? Do you rub their pouches as part of foreplay? Do you put your manhood in their pouches?

What's that called? I'd call it 'pouching it' if I got to make up a name, but I don't.

"Oh no, neither of us have a rubber?!"
"It's ok girl, let's just pouch it tonight."

I mean, I know the dudes in australia have retractable wieners, like dogs have, rather than being born with foreskins like everyone else, but I'm at least pretty sure the women have pouches...

perviggo
Male, 18-29, Europe
 103 Posts
Monday, April 16, 2012 2:11:12 PM
Picking up girls is easy; These two factors weigh the most:

Confidence and humor

Body language goes under the first one.

bobdavenport
Male, 18-29, Australia
 42 Posts
Monday, April 16, 2012 8:23:24 AM

LilyLily is right, there is no set code.
But seriously if you guys are out on a night and want to pick up, remember you are trying to sell yourself. 1st rule, its a numbers game. Keep going and eventually you will score.
2nd, before you do anything, smile. If you have a nice smile on your face, it doesn't really matter how you look, the ice is broken, and the girl will automatically like you.
Start off with a compliment, and make it unique. Saying just your shoes are nice doesnt count, make it something interesting. Nice shoes, the peep toe makes them really pop
Be confident
Wear a bright shirt and nice shoes. Too many guys wear crappy shoes or white/dark shirts. remember, if your shirt stands out then so do you Be a peacock, stand out from the drunken crowd!
If a girl doesnt smile, dont waste your time
If you can, work at the place. gives you the best opportunity to meet girls,and when they are drunk, THEY will hit on you

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14427 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:04:52 PM
And why the F*UCK is this sh*it on this site? We really need to clean house with these IAB mods. Get some people in here who actually know something about entertainment.

Hear, Hear! This site would be much better with fewer posts.

How 'bout some standards, guys?

thecurt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 413 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 9:27:28 PM
Eaaaauuuuuuughhhhhhhhh.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 8:33:17 PM
@Intrigid: Well, Intrigid, considering the hundreds of links you've contributed to this site, I can see why your standards are so high. Stay righteous, dude!

intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
 916 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 6:47:10 PM
And why the F*UCK is this sh*it on this site? We really need to clean house with these IAB mods. Get some people in here who actually know something about entertainment.

intrigid
Male, 18-29, Canada
 916 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 6:43:06 PM
"Kain1, this is for picking up women, as in having only a one night stand. If that's all you're after, who cares about personality? "

You're an idiot. Personality is a CRITICAL factor in whether I want to pork someone.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24631 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 5:46:44 PM
Simply.. be nice and listen to them, btw dont be ugly unless you have money

LilyLily
Female, 18-29, Australia
 90 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 5:21:23 PM
"No. None of that works in real life. Ever. "

Because women are not objects and their is no set code to pick them up :| . Aka, There is no konami code for sex, so sorry guys.

(I know plenty of smart, pretty girls who go to clubs looking for one night stands and the like. We all love to laugh about all the guys trying their best to get in their pants. Some of their, errr, tactics? Leave A LOT to be desired. It's funny, but the girls kind of get their pick really, not the guys. True facts.

On the other hand their are plenty of club hoes, not that that's a bad thing, but it's really not my scene, who you can buy a drink and you are in. Whatever floats their boat. I suppose all these pick up things may work there? IDK.)

JaundiceCake
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 5:01:45 PM
Really? Saying my hair looked like a wig would make me leave the bar altogether... Then I'd go home and cry a lot.

DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2681 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 4:56:35 PM
Kain1, this is for picking up women, as in having only a one night stand. If that's all you're after, who cares about personality?

However, I'd like to see one for those of us who want a relationship, that may or may not include sex right off the bat.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 4:51:50 PM
Ah, is that why guys love to tease me? They are trying to pick me up? I thought they were either being a jerk or trying to be funny.

Littlelo
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 148 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 4:35:53 PM
Load of crap. I would NOT be amused if someone tried that nonsense on me.

Dead-Kittens
Male, 30-39, Canada
 985 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 4:16:47 PM
I know a fair number of women that can walk into a bar and tell any guy there "O..MAI...GAWD I would totally blow you on the first date" and score. I said that to a girl in the pub once and am permanently banned from that pub :(

Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1463 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 3:47:56 PM
Yeah, that kind of stuff only works on girls with massive daddy issues..

icklevamp
Female, 18-29, Europe
 368 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 3:07:31 PM
I've read those 'pick up artist' books, they would work for picking up women with very low self esteem.
Also good for picking up women with low self esteem is being a man, and saying hi.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14427 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 3:05:08 PM
When picking up girls, I still prefer the old six-pack grip.

wolladude
Male, 30-39, Europe
 344 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 2:44:54 PM
Be rich, ignore the ladies.....that's how you get attention

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 2:41:28 PM
Why would you be a nerd picking up girls in a club. Usually you won't find someone you can relate to there.

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 838 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 2:15:42 PM
Um...ok. Sure!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 1:58:58 PM

I've already revealed to the ladies how to get men - Bacon.

Gentlemen, if you want the ladies attention all you have to do is display a great deal of conspicuous wealth.

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 1:50:06 PM
No. None of that works in real life. Ever.

msieg007
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2171 Posts
Sunday, April 15, 2012 1:41:19 PM
Awful.

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Friday, April 13, 2012 1:22:24 PM
Link: Secrets Of A Pick-Up Artist: How To Pick Up Girls! [Rate Link] - This is totally working, guys--I suggest everyone should do this. Am I right, ladies?


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