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Instant Religion Creator

Hits: 12652 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: buddy
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jayembee
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1582 Posts
Saturday, February 19, 2005 5:06:46 PM
meh

fendergirl92
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1325 Posts
Sunday, January 30, 2005 7:58:47 PM
"In the beginning God created the bacon and the egg. The egg was without toasters and golden. Then God said let there be dinner and there was dinner. And God saw the dinner, that it was brown. On the 6th day God created the first man, Denny. And God saw Denny, that he was crispy. God then took one of Denny's hands and made the first woman, Wendy. And God said you shall not eat of the waitress of toast for if you do you shall surely eat. But unfortunately a wily tree tricked Wendy into eating of the waitress of toast while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. Denny and Wendy then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a hider of plates, while Able was a herder of cooks. Cane then gave God an offering of juicy strawberries and Able gave Him an offering of napkins. But God really preferred the napkins so Cane lovingly covered Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to hid plates forever."

albie_123
Male, 13-17, Australia
 60 Posts
Sunday, January 30, 2005 7:16:17 PM
mine ^^^ is seriously stupid and F&%#$ed up. Thats why its so funny!

albie_123
Male, 13-17, Australia
 60 Posts
Sunday, January 30, 2005 7:15:24 PM
they died him blue, a great blue of the ocean with lots of fishies . But someday he will return in magnificent glory... So tithe and watch your back!!

albie_123
Male, 13-17, Australia
 60 Posts
Sunday, January 30, 2005 7:15:12 PM
LOL that was sooo funny! heres mine (its new testament) To her husband's surprise the Virgin Albert was pregnant with child. Fortunately for Virgin Albert, an angel explained that her child was Jimmy Christ, the world's lord and Bum-Cleaner, the glorious step-uncle of God. At his birth angels told shepherds in the field to follow a shining trampoline to find him. Also, three horny Llamas came bearing gifts of chairs and computer games. Yea verily, and it came to pass, after Jimmy Christ was baptized by being submerged in walkmans he gave the sermon on the Fun. At the sermon on the Fun Jimmy Christ taught: Blessed are the wiggly for they shall eat the pointed sticks, and huge are the tiny for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Jimmy Christ also performed many miracles such as when he turned kings into Piggy Wiggys at his friend's wedding, and made the Dutch man not so Dutch. Unfortunately the rulers became angry with the influence of Jimmy Christ, So

Nneri
Female, 13-17, Western US
 1543 Posts
Friday, December 17, 2004 1:30:21 AM
THat was very entertaining! I am satisfied now...

hobyandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3067 Posts
Wednesday, December 15, 2004 4:53:18 PM
From the most blue regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of babe ruth, bringing to you the wisdom and bike of the lost city of chicago. To usher in the New Age of telephones you must heed my words and jump quickly. The time is soon when the space station wagons of our galactic cousins will return and our collective orangeness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the butt chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd shoulder shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner juice. We must feel the inner juice, become the inner juice, slide it as though it was a bank. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, Walter, always says 'The true form of a mongoose is actually a frumpy pipe , but enlightenment is like a spicy ribbon on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no weasel or anti-weasel, only one great and omnipresent body.

i_am_24601
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 279 Posts
Wednesday, December 15, 2004 3:23:40 PM
I put a yeti in mine.

talleysgrrl
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 679 Posts
Wednesday, December 15, 2004 11:50:48 AM
That was fun!

flamingamma
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 120 Posts
Wednesday, December 15, 2004 9:19:34 AM
pretty funny!

j2moneyj2d2
Female, 18-29, Western US
 11872 Posts
Wednesday, December 15, 2004 4:32:30 AM

New Religion Creation
'New Age Text'
From the most smelly regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Martin Luther King Jr., bringing to you the wisdom and the street of the lost city of Brentwood. To usher in the New Age of camels you must heed my words and skip lazily. The time is soon when the space trucks of our galactic cousins will return and our collective blueness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the vagina chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd penis shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner dog. We must feel the inner dog, become the inner dog, walk it as though it was a person. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, Raul, always says 'The true form of a curtain is actually a great dinner table , but enlightenment is like a crazy computer monitor on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no toilet or anti-toilet, only one great and o


Malletman
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 17281 Posts
Wednesday, December 15, 2004 4:01:02 AM
In the beginning God created the soda and the peanut butter. The peanut butter was without course books and short. Then God said let there be hobbit and there was hobbit. And God saw the hobbit, that it was hairy...

Cane then gave God an offering of shiny speakers and Able gave Him an offering of toys. But God really preferred the toys so Cane hastily groped Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to poke papers forever.


buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Wednesday, December 15, 2004 2:42:40 AM
Link: Instant Religion Creator [Rate Link] - It's like Mad Libs, but creates a new religion.

Hrm.



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