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Freedom Flask: A Nobel Prize-Winning Invention?

Hits: 10146 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Misc. | Added by: dm2754
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DrCat
Male, 30-39, Australia
 70 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:47:34 AM
This adds new layers of meaning to calling cheap alcohol "piss".

rncotton
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 419 Posts
Monday, April 09, 2012 8:12:31 AM
Just hide it in plain sight ... disguise it as your foley cath bag strapped to your leg.

PierreJeanFR
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1337 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2012 5:04:45 PM
Robosnitz, what is your problem with France?
Je te chie dessus toi et ta misérable famille de merde.
get fistfuucked by the statue of Liberty, she's french you vacuous untermensch.

incubus_inc
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 961 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 3:10:16 PM
Not a single phuck was given after that fateful day on Earth.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 6:57:17 AM

When you go for your urinalysis, don't confuse this with the bag of clean urine you bought from your roommate.

Burton_Ian
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 6:15:12 AM
Pure genius. It's only 25 bucks too!!! def be worth it for sporting events.... or pretty much anywhere that kind folk wouldn't approve of drinking

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 1:23:30 AM
@Carmium-You ever had a dick before?I don't mean in your face or up the crotch.

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 1:19:45 AM
F*CK FRANCE.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 1:15:13 AM
Right. And once you're "blotto," you run the risk of grabbing the wrong hose and filling up your glass...

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14367 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 10:22:54 PM
It would be even better if he bothered to squeeze the air out of it.

Bachi-Atari
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 234 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 8:45:16 PM
"excuse me while I whip this out."

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12320 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 8:19:55 PM
'French Flask prior to 9/11"

And the Bear Grylls flask prior to his getting canned.

Rawrg
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 935 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 6:28:01 PM
You will get more than a few odd glances, but you'll be drunk, so f*ck 'em.

highonhuffin
Male, 40-49, Western US
 180 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 6:14:22 PM
This was known as the French Flask prior to 9/11.

DingDingDong
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1504 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 4:48:42 PM
You'd have a huge FUPA:


jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2350 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 4:33:07 PM
that just might be the stupidest thing I have ever seen and I see santorum supporters everyday.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4611 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 4:11:54 PM
My freedom flask will have a physical profile that no self-respecting bouncer will want to investigate

mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 4:06:04 PM
After a glass that tall, let's hope you don't fill up the second with urine by mistake.

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 2:43:09 PM
This looks more like a "beat the piss test" contraption.

Thdot
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 660 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 2:18:11 PM
Gunt flask! Schweet

FoolsPrussia
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3399 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 2:12:15 PM
Just don't mix it up with your colostomy bag.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 2:09:17 PM
Thats good... if you enjoy warmed by your balls liquor

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24619 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 2:07:06 PM
ha ha ha... thats amusing. Been used in movies before but still very nice.

teddyboy11
Male, 18-29, Western US
 100 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 2:06:34 PM
I dig the idea, but i feel as though reaching for, and seemingly whipping out one's genitals at a public event is more conspicuos than reaching into your pocket and taking a quick nip.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 8:33:05 AM
Link: Freedom Flask: A Nobel Prize-Winning Invention? [Rate Link] - This baby's going to revolutionize how you get totally blotto in public.


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