 Bountykat
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 399 Posts
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Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:29:23 PM
Maybe he'll die before he can really get started on this. :) |
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 MaiaBennet
Female, 13-17, Australia
55 Posts
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Saturday, April 07, 2012 8:19:54 PM
@MrLil It's these questions that keep me awake at night...
FranknFurter: Eddie Izzard
Brad: Ryan Gosling
Magneta: Gemma Arteton
Criminologist: Stephen Fry
I can't think of any others.
Meh.
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 MrLill
Male, 18-29, Western US
348 Posts
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Saturday, April 07, 2012 11:23:20 AM
Why would Ryan Murphy waste time on making Rocky Horror when he should be busy killing himself with a butter knife? |
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 PinkHomicide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
331 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 11:57:49 PM
I LOVE Rocky Horror and I went out of my way(against my better judgement) to watch the glee episode of RHPS they did in 2011..It was F-cking awful. If that episode is any foreshadowing to his remake, I can only imagine it will go directly to the 5 dollar and under DVD bins.
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 SPARTAKITTY
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2131 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 9:51:02 PM
"Ryan Murphy, the creator of GLEE"
NO. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25716 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 10:16:48 AM
I forgot it's the creator of GLEE doing it so we need to find roles for the Jonas Brothers somewhere in the film. |
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 UserIDTaken9
Male, 18-29, Western US
52 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 9:22:01 AM
no |
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 ukulelemike
Male, 40-49, Western US
129 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 9:18:48 AM
Frankenfurter: Adam Lambert
Janet: Selena Gomez
Brad: Justin Beiber, (Very bland)
Riffraff: Constantine (sings well, looks like a lizard)
Magenta: Christina Hendricks
Columbia: Christina Ricci
Eddie: Axle Rose
Dr. Scott: Nathan Lane
Criminologist: Patrick Stewart
Rocky: Chris Evans (Can he sing?)
Here's my cast. Chris Evans, only because he looks the part, but not sure he can sing. Did Peter Hinwood sing his part? |
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 PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1149 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 8:26:24 AM
@Gerry
You can tell it was a dream because of how unrealistic it is. I have revised your dream into a more doable, realistic cast.
Frankenfurter - Arsenio Hall
Janet - Kim Kardashian
Brad - Arsenio Hall {in makeup}
Riffraff - Eddie Murphy
Magenta - Eddie Murphy {in makeup}
Colombia - Eddie Murphy {in different makeup}
Eddie - Arsenio Hall {in different makeup}
Dr. Scott - Arsenio Hall {in a whole LOT of makeup}
Criminologist - Nancy Grace
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Rocky - Eddie Murphy {in a whole LOT of makeup}
I can't fault a dream as it was only a dream but I hope you agree on this more realistic lineup. |
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 Zach82
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
316 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 6:31:06 AM
The thing with cult flicks is that they only became popular because they were such piles of poo in the first place. What on EARTH would inspire someone to remake a movie that is, objectively, a complete pile poo? |
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 taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2478 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 6:21:55 AM
@Gerry
You may want to visit a therapist after that one... |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25716 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 6:11:02 AM
I had a nightmare last night that they remade RHPS with this cast...
Frankenfurter - Adam Sandler
Janet - Kim Kardashian
Brad - the Situation
Riffraff - Eddie Murphy
Magenta - Eddie Murphy {in makeup}
Colombia - Eddie Murphy {in differant makeup}
Eddie - Justin Beiber
Dr. Scott - Sylvester Stalone
Criminologist - Nancy Grace
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Rocky - Eddie Murphy {in a whole LOT of makeup}
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 Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
1991 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 1:40:00 AM
I have a feeling that the ideas here are better than the actual casting will be. I'm sure there has to be a part for John Barrowman though I'm not certain he's right for Frankenfurter. Also, Richard O Brien must get a role somewhere. Maybe Matt Frewer for Riff Raff if he can sing.
Looking at what others have said, could we have Columbia twins with Zooey Dechanel and Katy Perry? Not in keeping with the original but an ideal opportunity. |
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rockebooster
Male, 30-39, Europe
27 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 12:58:33 AM
Frankenfurter: Justin Timberlake
Janet: Kristen Stewart
Brad: Robert Pattinson
Rifraff: Sting
Magenta: Lady Gaga
Colombia: Zooey Dechanel
Eddie: Kanye West
Dr Scott: Tim Curry
Criminologist: Christopher Walken
Rocky: Justin Bieber, of course!
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taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2478 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 12:54:48 AM
That being stated... A CURSE upon whomsoever remakes such a classic... Seriously. There are just some pieces of art that should never be replicated. |
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taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2478 Posts
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Friday, April 06, 2012 12:50:21 AM
Frankenfurter: Marilyn Manson
Janet: Alexa Vega
Brad: Johnny Galecki
RiffRaff: Anthony Stewart Head
Magenta: Amanda Palmer (Dresden Dolls)
Colombia: Fairuza Balk
Eddie: Terrence Zdunich
Rocky: Taylor Lautner (might look funny with blonde hair though)
Dr. Scott: Michael Caine
Criminologist: Alice Cooper
I know... I borrowed some the cast of Repo!, But in all fairness, Darren Lynn Bousman would be the only director I'd trust to remake RHPS, and he'd probably call in some of those he's already worked with to fill some spots... |
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 LadyMorgue
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
1077 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 11:39:11 PM
OpsAss13 Is my soul mate. LoL |
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 OpsAss13
Male, 30-39, Western US
507 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 10:02:34 PM
Manson takes Tim Curry's part. |
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Beauxner
Male, 30-39, Southern US
65 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 9:17:10 PM
Cape Fear was a pretty bad-ass remake as well. Remakes generally suck though. |
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 mentott510
Male, 60-69, Eastern US
99 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:31:34 PM
Please leave a masterpiece alone. Spend your energy on coming up with something original. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25716 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:29:51 PM
Other noteworthy remakes are 'The Shop Around the Corner' 1940 starring James Steward and Margaret Sullivan. The Judy Garland/Van Johnson 1949 remake entitled 'Good Old Summer Time' was much better. But the re-remake 'You've Got Mail' in 1998 with Tom Hanks and that dizzy chick Meg Ryan was just sad. |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
17006 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:10:30 PM
@Gerry1 the remake of the Maltese Falcon was better too! The one with Bogey, Lorre and Greenstreet? It was a remake...
What would happen if I said that I've never seen the original?
@Buiadh: People would throw toast at you...
Why? it is perfect now.
Agreed @emmettyville! What "needs imroving"? Nothing! |
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 PhantasmFork
Male, 18-29, Asia
143 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 7:49:02 PM
No one can fill their shoes, or bra, or tighty whities. |
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onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
1255 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 6:55:49 PM
Gerry, It's not remakes it's Ryan G.. It's that damned Ryan G. |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25716 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 5:41:39 PM
You hate remakes? Well brace yourselves, LOGAN'S RUN will be remade starring Ryan Gosling. If is sticks to the book, it could be better than the first movie.
Why all this hate for Remakes? Some remakes age good. For example Judy Garlands remake of 'A Star Is Born' was better than Janet Gayner's and the re-remake by Barbra Streisand was also quite good, though how can I choose between Judy or Barbra?
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