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All You Ever Wanted To Know About Facial Hair [Pic

Hits: 21093 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Misc. | Added by: Trillian42
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Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 338 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2012 7:14:02 PM
I can't grow a beard. I don't have enough follicles on my face.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 760 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2012 4:10:51 PM
I have a beard.
I'm also Asexual.
I grew it for a laugh and decided to keep it.

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 70 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2012 1:11:56 AM
I keep thinking of growing some facial hair, but all the young guys I can think of who have some are the dirty hipster types. Not the image I wanna go for. Maybe when I get middle-aged or older I'll go for it.

Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Friday, April 06, 2012 12:14:49 AM
97% of all trans guys try to grow beards as an ironclad identifier of their new gender. (Okay, I have no idea what percentage, but every time I see a photo of one, he seems to sport facial hair.)

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 1:07:12 PM
Considering my age and the fact that all I can barely grow is a stubbly pedostache, I will NEVER have a full beard. Excuse me while I go cry.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 10:20:47 AM
I prefer a clean shaven man, but stubble can be sexy. :)

However, unkept beards are disgusting. Trim that poo at the very least.

Female, 18-29, Europe
 173 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 9:37:37 AM
LOVE beards.

Female, 18-29, Australia
 90 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:07:43 AM
"I like a little stubble, and on some men more looks pretty sexy, but few can pull it off..."

Pretty much this.

Also in modern society someone having a beard and going on about it makes me laugh, like you need that primitive 'masculine security' or something. Come on, we all know that one guy who goes on about how manly his beard makes him.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 93 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 6:13:56 AM
Sadly the Van Dyke is the only thing I can get away with anymore. Used to have the full beard to distract from the receding hairline but my current job allows only mustaches and beards of the Van Dyke style or clean shaven :(

Male, 30-39, Europe
 966 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 5:35:53 AM
I have a beard. And i loved this link, thanks for posting haha Guess only 2 % of Forbes list people are badasses...

Male, 40-49, Europe
 2590 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 5:14:19 AM
The bottom line is some people wear a beard better than others.

Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 330 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 3:05:31 AM
I actually love beards, as long as they are clean and trimmed. My husband grows his out from time to time and I find it totally sexy!

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2692 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:53:58 AM

Same thing happened to me with my ex-gf.... No lie... She bugged me for a MONTH to shave it, then she spent the next week telling me she wished I still had it. Then when I said I was gonna grow it again, she asked me not to...

Damn indecisive women...

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2692 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:51:43 AM

That first image isn't a beard... and hardly classifies as a goatee... It's just one of those douche-tastic Jersey Shore style man-scaped wannabe goatees... If you're gonna grow facial hair, grow FACIAL HAIR, not chin pubes.

Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:45:08 AM
@davymid your story angered my eyes! tell me her name, and she will surely die by my hand (if that's alright).

Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:27:44 PM
I hate beards but a goatee is okay. I like:

Which is what my hubby has. He likes those huge bushy beards:

What I say...goes! LOL

Male, 18-29, Europe
 176 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 10:58:09 PM
Otto the great wasn't celtic. If you're going for bearded german kaisers, go with Frederick Barbarossa. He has the beard right in his name (=redbeard) and according to the legend he still lifes inside a hill where his beard has grown through a marble table.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1064 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 10:07:10 PM
I've been rockin' a beard since I was 16. This might explain my lack of success with women

Male, 30-39, Europe
 12078 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 9:15:54 PM
I grew a beard a while back. Took weeks. Months even, to get it to its full glorisome, well-manicured bushiness. Everyone except my wife liked it, so one day on a whim I shaved it off.

Literally exploded from the bathroom, clean-shaven, with a "TA-DA!", expecting the greatest blowjob of my life.

She looked at me askance and said "You know what, now that it's gone, I kinda miss it".

True Story. I shoulda been a homo. Guys, I understand. Women, not so much.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 103 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 8:38:24 PM
I shall grow a beard unlike ANYTHING THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!

Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 8:33:32 PM
@RdDan yes i'm sure you're asexual...

Male, 13-17, Southern US
 742 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 8:32:57 PM
I'm pretty sure i can't grow a beard, but honestly i don't want one...

Male, 40-49, Western US
 252 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 8:04:51 PM
What's a beard got to do with Vietnamese beef noodle soup?

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 206 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:13:02 PM
If I could only grow one.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 144 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 6:49:06 PM
I have The Klingon and never knew it.

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