 j_dizzek_27
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 216 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 10:32:13 PM
OP: yup, I can attest to it. I was not happy the day I found out I fell for a trick...long story. (PS. Didn't get it.) |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6366 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 3:42:27 AM
"I think it's the new high fashon "man" shoes. She just lost one. Or, it's a third world colonoscopy."
Yes, that left foot is clearly in the 'stinky slipper'. |
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 youlikeicecr
Male, 30-39, Europe
235 Posts
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Thursday, April 05, 2012 3:24:35 AM
Couldn't that girl just have stepped across that metre wide gap ? |
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Lardcarcass
Male, 40-49, Western US
234 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:44:51 PM
I'd a planked on my back, just in case I might get a little foot action on my junk. |
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 ElijaBlack
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
216 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 6:25:26 PM
friend zone |
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 Ol_Drippy
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
62 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 3:45:25 PM
I think it's the new high fashon "man" shoes. She just lost one. Or, it's a third world colonoscopy. |
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 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
4012 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 3:24:58 PM
Doesn't matter; had sex. |
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 mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1785 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 2:57:47 PM
I wonder what his rental fee per hour is... but I agree he ain't hitting that, but I bet he thinks this will work... cause if he was hitting that he would be like meh jump bit(h... |
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 BostonKaiser
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1072 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 2:47:25 PM
She can't jump across a three foot gap? |
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 LexiLeet
Female, 18-29, Western US
432 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 2:34:05 PM
Holy poo that guy is amazing. |
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 RuralNinja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
521 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:53:24 PM
Wow, he's not even in the friend zone anymore. Idk what zone this is, but its population is him and that chick's couch. |
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jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
2249 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:38:11 PM
friend zone level: never getting it. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23996 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:24:24 PM
Well.... he has to learn that girls will walk all over you. Just have to accept it. |
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 cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6848 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:04:51 PM
Can honestly say I have never humiliated myself for ass. I have however humiliated others for it, and I do not apologize for that. |
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 GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
889 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:44:38 PM
Some people would pay to have a lovely lady do that to them.
He was likely just taking advantage of the opportunity like a true foot fetishist.
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8767 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:28:05 PM
This man has gone from the "friend zone" to the "convenient inanimate object" zone. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:06:30 PM
Gerry nailed it. Yes, helping the ladies across is the thing to do. Laying down and being walked on is another story, unless he's paying for it. Wait...are they in Japan? |
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 Forplay2k
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
153 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:59:01 AM
For all you little tough guy's out there it's called Chivalry (gallant or distinguished gentlemen). 
Although the guy should be helping and just watching. But for some reason I feel the picture has been cropped. |
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 piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
3165 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:43:04 AM
Jump biatch,jump! Is just a gap of 70cm. |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:36:13 AM
freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
7684 Posts Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:28:36 AM
He is an ass. A dumb ass that won't be getting any ass.
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You are wise. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25703 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:31:25 AM
A real man would have swept her up in his arms and jumped acrossed Then stole a kiss before putting her down. |
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freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:28:36 AM
He is an ass. A dumb ass that won't be getting any ass. |
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 swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
1768 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:22:07 AM
Friend zone for life. |
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 Trillian42
Female, 18-29, Southern US
341 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:05:49 AM
Obviously these women have no plans to give any up. If she were interested she'd be jumping it to impress him... or b/c it's not at all far. |
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Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6366 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:04:20 AM
They made him their biatch |
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