 x13purplesta
Female, 30-39, Canada
 233 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 8:55:47 PM
Obviously they have the kind of relationship that allows them to kid around..it's funny. Not all moms are straight laced old hags. I'd laugh my butt off if my kids did this to me. |
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 3justme3
Female, 18-29, Western US
1373 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:19:39 AM
Poetic. I like it. |
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 thubanstar
Female, 40-49, Southern US
777 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 3:35:45 AM
Hey, at least he has some good, home made banana bread! |
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 robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
2752 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:46:11 AM
And the Raven said,"Nevermore",..... |
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 evanbartlett
Male, 30-39, Western US
546 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:18:32 AM
People who are getting their panties all in a bunch over this letter just don't understand how awesome a relationship between a mother and her son can be. These two people have a great time together. |
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 bridog6996
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
562 Posts
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Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:44:04 AM
@darkmagic
First, that handwriting is better than mine. It's perfectly legible. I don't see what's wrong with it.
Second and third, not everybody has a 9-5 situation. I usually wake up well past 10am, but it has nothing to do with laziness. It's because of the fact that I don't go to bed till 4-5am most of the time.
So shut it. |
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 MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
1076 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 11:02:06 PM
@mykunter the first 6 are ok, but the last one is torture... Even Ghadafi wouldn't do that |
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 geckohead
Female, 40-49, Southern US
310 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:49:58 PM
Frozen marbles |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6298 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:22:04 PM
Last line about the banana bread and the sign off are priceless |
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JDplaysFF
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
497 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:02:47 PM
...Atrocious? Seriously? It's perfectly legible and in identifiable lines! Most adults can't meet those standards! |
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darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
1634 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 6:37:34 PM
first off, I hope this oldest son isn't more than 15 years old, that handwriting is atrocious.
second, I assume he is complaining about weekends, because if he is sleeping in past 10 and living at home, likely older than 18...sad
third, what kind of lazy mom wakes up at 10am?
well, I guess the kind that raises an 18+ with chicken scratch handwriting that sleeps in past 10am daily... |
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 mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1580 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 5:43:45 PM
OK son, you just earned yourself a week of 5 A.M. wake up calls.
Day 1: Firecrackers in a big metal sauce pot.
Day 2: Boat horn.
Day 3: Fire ants.
Day 4: Five gallon bucket of ice water.
Day 5: Electric guitar turned up to 11.
Day 6: Nothing... I want you to think it's all over.
Day 7: The fattest, nastiest woman I can find at Wal-mart that is willing to strip down to a thong and cover herself in Crisco and then jump on you for 50 bucks. |
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Toomuchcoffe
Male, 30-39, Asia
43 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 5:43:08 PM
I enjoyed the letter, wish I could be so witty when I write |
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 gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
1328 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 4:37:56 PM
I agree there's better ways to go about this but he is right that it would be nice to simply turn off the daily part, and he said he'd replace it >> |
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PhaQ
Male, 30-39, Southern US
11 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 3:55:30 PM
I would love to recieve a letter from either of my boys, hahaha all the lovely things I could come up with. |
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 uhmerikin
Male, 30-39, Southern US
871 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 3:24:26 PM
I liked it. The banana bread compliment at the end was a nice touch. |
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 Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
2205 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 2:49:05 PM
reading this made me feel like i was proof reading some highs school kid's research paper where he tries too hard to sound intelligent and fails |
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 honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
1392 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 2:37:21 PM
If my kid did this I would set up his entire room on the front lawn. There's your humor you ungrateful little prick. |
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 paddy215
Male, 18-29, Europe
1547 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 2:18:56 PM
Do you know what would have taken less time than writing this note? Turning the clock off. |
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 lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
1815 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 2:05:48 PM
Troll mom ftw !!! |
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 Justin9235
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1558 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 1:40:38 PM
In before haters.... too late |
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 Rick_S
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
2860 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 1:35:46 PM
If he had stopped before "No, seriously..." it would have been funny, and if I were the "offending" parent, I would have laughed. But then he stopped going all medieval on her and got snarky. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 1:35:24 PM
stupid kid.. know you place in the house! |
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 TrustusJones
Male, 30-39, Western US
61 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 1:34:58 PM
I have a feeling he doesn't understand that it is intentional. |
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 DingDingDong
Male, 30-39, Western US
1417 Posts
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Tuesday, April 03, 2012 1:25:45 PM
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