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Finally! Just What New Moms Everywhere Need [Pic]

Hits: 15513 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: jendrian
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MountainBord
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1898 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 2:14:04 PM
HAHAHAHA @jamie76 lol

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2570 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 5:56:38 AM
Looks like there's an app for that.

GParadox
Female, 18-29, Western US
 740 Posts
Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:25:06 AM
... If you've had a pregnant wife in the past decade, you would have known this was available.

MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1393 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 11:12:43 PM
Of course it's a Mac... Mac owners are weird

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2348 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 10:19:56 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now...

PvtDeth
Male, 30-39, Western US
 74 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 10:17:58 PM
This has been around for a very, very long time. If you had to do this every day, one of these would save you much time.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6401 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:59:19 PM
I'm sure there's already an online fetish group for this... 8-\

Crabcakes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 229 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 5:16:03 PM
Brilliant idea- saves a lot of time- expressing milk is boring and takes ages!

You aren't kidding. My wife figures she spent close to 3 hours a day (total, not at once) with "the milker" (her words, lol) cycling away.

I mean, I offered to help, but... well, y'know... that didn't always work out. >:)

BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 3:04:54 PM
LoL, Ollie...LoLoLoL

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24543 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 1:49:02 PM
O thats so so old news but ok

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14130 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 12:48:47 PM
They make these for men, too, but you only need one.

mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 11:23:12 AM
Is it wrong I'm aroused by that photo?

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5674 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 9:55:42 AM
Brilliant idea- saves a lot of time- expressing milk is boring and takes ages!

maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
 900 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 9:34:43 AM
I've never seen boobs on an attractive woman look more unattractive.

blonc
Male, 30-39, Europe
 127 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 9:01:35 AM
Why yes, Gerry, indeed it does:)

Thdot
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 660 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:21:39 AM


uhmerikin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 871 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 8:03:20 AM
Looks like something you might see in SkyMall.

Rhythmdvl
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 61 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:52:04 AM
Mrs. Devil made something similar when the Dudeling was born. Breast pumps are in every single baby store out there (and then some); they're a very common, everyday item. She used a bra and safety pins to make it so she didn't have to sit there holding the cups to her chest for twenty to thirty minutes at a time, four or five times a day. We work from home so it was a huge boon to her having a 'normal' life.

I suppose next link will be to a tampon ad. "Oh look at that! Women stuff things up their hoo-has!!!! OMG!"

Link fail.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:45:10 AM

I wonder... does it have other applications?

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1224 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:32:13 AM
How is this entertaining except maybe to 12 year olds?

bigfatdynamo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 259 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:31:11 AM
This would have helped my wife immensely. She had to pump milk so that our disabled child could feed. The problem was that she had both him and our one year old to take care of so she never got to take the time to do it. This would have cut the time to pump in half!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12228 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:26:46 AM
I hear if you feed them antibiotics, they will produce more milk. Works for cows!

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5713 Posts
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:25:26 AM
Finally, just what breat-pump technology needed, less qq, more pew-pew!

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2490 Posts
Monday, April 02, 2012 6:20:01 PM
Link: Finally! Just What New Moms Everywhere Need [Pic] [Rate Link] - A hands-free breast pump so you can browse I-Am-Bored.com while being milked. NSFWish.


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