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This Is Why You're Fat... England?

Hits: 10043 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: yusuksomuch
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Mrpoo
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 141 Posts
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 1:14:59 AM
It's a shame the NHS don't supply bullets.

lockedup
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 298 Posts
Monday, April 09, 2012 2:15:52 PM
Don't you have to already be on a diet to qualify for weight loss surgery? I thought you had to have shown that other options didn't work. It doesn't sound like she's tried any sort of diet.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5098 Posts
Monday, April 09, 2012 10:10:04 AM
And knowing this wonderful government of ours she will get what she wants.

som-tam
Male, 18-29, Asia
 623 Posts
Monday, April 09, 2012 5:26:44 AM
@ angilion, yes because only the daily mail does all those things doesn't it. i find it quite pathetic when i hear people going on about the daily mail as if it's the only paper that has a biased agenda and/or sensationalises stories to sell papers (the nerve). the truth is ALL papers and news companies are pushing a political opinion. Just because you disagree with a certain opinion doesn't make it evil.

Tekinette
Male, 18-29, Europe
 266 Posts
Monday, April 09, 2012 4:48:40 AM
This is just another trashy newspaper trolling people...

"Hi I'm lazy so I spend a lot on junk food instead of cooking but now I'm too fat to take the plane to go on holiday with the taxpayer's money I receive, I need more money plz, ty."

Obvious troll.

PayneDiaz
Female, 40-49, Western US
 27 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2012 8:13:03 AM
Lady, I have 8 kids, and I am certainly NOT the hieffer you are. (NOT on public assistance BTW) Just another trashy person who let themselves go and wants to blame others and get free money and benefits.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11473 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 10:56:03 PM
Prison would help.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11009 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 9:38:05 PM
A good rule of thumb is to assume that anything in the Daily Mail is either untrue or so hugely biased that it may as well be untrue. It's a notorious scandal-mongering rag that will print any sensationalised babble that will sell copies and provoke fear and/or anger.

As a random example, here's a partial list of the things that the Daily Mail have claimed cause cancer:

Clicky clicky

YugureKage
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1211 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 8:36:58 PM
There is so much about this woman that makes me RAGE! First of all, England has an awesome health care system and this woman is just trying to exploit it. Second is two parts, A: control your stupid pregnancy cravings. B: if you can't control your cravings, stop popping out babies like daisies! Use some contraception woman! Third: it is NEVER "safe" to drink alcohol while pregnant...watering it down with ice? Really woman? She is a new brand of stupid. Even if this is just sensationalist journalism or exaggerated for effect or whatever, the point is that there are real people out there like her and they a scourge of humanity.

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2540 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 7:56:23 PM
Damn daily mail..

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3365 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 5:52:11 PM
33 stone. LOL. That sounds like an address, not a weight.

mitchy-boy
Male, 18-29, Europe
 8 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 5:28:44 PM
Oh God, its disgusting, CROCKS!

marcus2
Male, 13-17, Europe
 678 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 5:23:09 PM
They should offer her euthanization on the NHS...

Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1049 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 5:03:21 PM
i personally believe that all english people dont have maps

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 12864 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 4:14:02 PM
And after all that I'd rather lose a limb than live across the pond in that poohole you call home.

Gee, you've already lost your balls. Isn't that enough?

Armauld
Female, 30-39, Canada
 107 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 4:01:38 PM
@Skytz - Are you joking with that last paragraph? If you are I don't get the joke and if you aren't, ummm..., good luck to you.

Armauld
Female, 30-39, Canada
 107 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 3:57:46 PM
Wow, if any of this is true they sure went out ot their way to sensationalize it and make her look as bad as possible.
I'm not saying anything she's done is okay but it's so freakin' tabloidy (and yes, I know DM is a tabloid) that I can't take it seriously.

incubus_inc
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 951 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 3:02:16 PM
Stop eating or stop phuckin'. You can't have it all.

paddy215
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1666 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 2:35:03 PM
The Daily Mail is like an English version of what The Onion would be if The Onion wasn't intentionally trying to be funny.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24476 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 2:28:15 PM
Meh.... a chick that binges on fast food. So what

Parasite
Male, 18-29, Europe
 133 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 2:00:28 PM
For those unfamilliar with the British journalism, the Daily mail is a tabloid newspaper, they can be compared to the Hot sheets in Men in black, the kind that post stories about 'aliens eating my dog' or jesus has returned and he's a motorcycle gang leader.
most of this paper is trash.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:49:57 PM
@OldOllie.

And after all that I'd rather lose a limb than live across the pond in that poohole you call home.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33881 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:27:17 PM

A stone is 14 lbs, btw. Just fyi.
OMG! too many acronyms. I mean wtf?!


skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 11:51:07 AM
..so her reason for being so fat is that because she was pregnant she HAD to eat for 2 (as in..2 adults)...and not healthy either. Death to stupid people!!! or at least sterilize them -.-
on a related note...look at the cover of that magazine...mother of octuplets (that's 8 babies). Can someone explain to me how you would get pregnant with 8 kids when you're having an average sex life? (as in..5-6 times a week)

tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3283 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2012 11:36:43 AM
I saw the words "Daily Mirror! and "Closer" and knew it was a fake article.

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