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You Don't Need A Fortune Cookie For Advice [Pic]

Hits: 17820 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: eugenius
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Quik2TheStab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 665 Posts
Friday, March 30, 2012 1:40:57 PM
Where do fortune cookies come into this?

Fatninja01
Male, 30-39, Australia
 25196 Posts
Friday, March 30, 2012 12:34:06 PM
true

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5753 Posts
Friday, March 30, 2012 7:25:35 AM
High-five for correct "you're".

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3433 Posts
Friday, March 30, 2012 4:50:24 AM
N-Word, Please!

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1480 Posts
Friday, March 30, 2012 3:20:19 AM
Nnnnnope. I agree with mal_BB.

Kleion
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 87 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 8:13:59 PM
@Angilion
Here on my graffiti, I draw breasts so meaty! :D I'd draw more graffiti, but I signed a treaty! Hey, someone call Petey, he drew more graffiti! None of them particularly GOOD rhymes, but it's totes possible, brah.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12381 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 6:04:51 PM
Work is hard in a leotard.

Building work's a pain when you're out in the rain.


Writing graffitti is hard because nothing rhymes with 'graffitti'.

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 5:58:16 PM
I have found that some days it is the pizza that delivers me.

Discobiscuit
Male, 18-29, Western US
 543 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 4:47:27 PM
@mal

Look again bro

zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 3:30:32 PM
The day always feels longer with a perpetual wedgie.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 28502 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 3:06:45 PM
Grafitti is fine if you make it rhyme

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 2:31:44 PM
All you need is to smoke some weed.

mal_BB
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1224 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 2:28:52 PM
They still missed an apostrophe despite getting 'you're' right :(

KungFuGuy
Male, 18-29, Europe
 181 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 2:22:29 PM
Hmm I see the advice in this, do not become a hooker since you will be paying back all the money from the drug habit that you have developed.

smaus
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 683 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 2:10:04 PM
graffiti is gay when sprayed in that way

eugenius
Male, 30-39, Western US
 75 Posts
Thursday, March 29, 2012 1:38:32 PM
Link: You Don't Need A Fortune Cookie For Advice [Pic] [Rate Link] - I believe these words are credited to Confucius.


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