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Before Your Mom Meet Your Dad, She Dated Him [Pic]

Hits: 18899 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: cheeseispunk
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lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Friday, March 23, 2012 7:08:23 PM
Lol at Vege-tales reference !!

FAKEBACON
Male, 18-29, Canada
 592 Posts
Friday, March 23, 2012 2:17:07 PM
@Tiredofwhatever

Actually it refers to a woman's vaginal opening being loose and spent. Not referring to a small dick.

I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2432 Posts
Friday, March 23, 2012 11:52:14 AM
@Tiredofnicks
because he's not 15 inches long and 3 inches across?

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4950 Posts
Friday, March 23, 2012 5:48:30 AM
tommy2X4: You do realize that you just called your own weener small, don't you? ;)

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3391 Posts
Friday, March 23, 2012 1:27:39 AM
That is a thick cucumber. She's of no use to me. I'd have to throw my hotdog down a different hallway.

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Friday, March 23, 2012 12:44:58 AM
So that's the reason I don't like cucumbers.

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:30:05 PM

...and thats where the veggie tales came from.

sweet dreams...

*closes book*

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:14:53 PM
The 70's was a hell of a decade !!

Also, wtf with the caption ??

The_Gent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 116 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:20:45 PM
Wonder how long that thing kept.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:06:08 PM
LAWLAWLAWLAWL

earthshone
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1699 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:10:31 PM
She's sexy

mar95789
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 188 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:08:43 PM
Met

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 6:40:49 PM
"That thing is huge. I hope it wasn't her first."

Not with that smile...

zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 5:01:29 PM
That thing is huge. I hope it wasn't her first.

Viking864
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1408 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 4:43:38 PM
Could be worse, could be what your father dated first.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 4:23:30 PM
ooooooooooooooooooookay.

lofter
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:35:52 PM
OMG that's my mom! or looks exactly like her :$

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24833 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:27:23 PM
Wow... old school.

RPossum
Male, 30-39, Canada
 944 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:18:06 PM
A bit of a grammar fail on the caption.

Before your mom met your dad, she dated this.




lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:17:03 PM
IAB, 70's version???

WTH?

imnakdjumpme
Male, 18-29, Western US
 595 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:17:01 PM
she has the exact same facial expression in both pics.

The cucumber, i mean.

maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
 918 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:15:39 PM
I cannot compete with the cucumber. I am less green though.

Quik2TheStab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 665 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:10:27 PM
That's not my mom.

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:10:09 PM
This is disturbing, the cucumber just reminds me of a horrifyingly large sh*t.

cheeseispunk
Female, 13-17, Western US
 342 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:31:46 PM
Link: Before Your Mom Meet Your Dad, She Dated Him [Pic] [Rate Link] - What? You really thought your dad was the first one who ever nailed your mom?


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