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The Legends Are True: Pizza For A Vasectomy

Hits: 7513 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Science | Added by: fancylad
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Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Sunday, March 18, 2012 1:42:25 PM
so uh whats the point in this post? i see no problem with this.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 299 Posts
Saturday, March 17, 2012 9:15:28 AM
My question is: Is the pizza a Meat Lover's, pepperoni, sausage.... oh, you get the idea!

Male, 18-29, Europe
 171 Posts
Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:28:12 AM
My question is, afterwards, can I still cum like a porno star?

Well yes and no. You cant really shoot out sperm anymore, since the whole purpose of the vasectomy is to stop that from happening.
However, semen has a lot of stuff in it, and only has about 5% sperm, so you can still ejaculate freely.

It will just be a little less, and not fertile.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5195 Posts
Saturday, March 17, 2012 4:37:58 AM
Heard about this on the radio yesterday.

My gf wants kids but I don't so maybe I should get one when she isn't looking.

Female, 18-29, Australia
 440 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 10:37:27 PM
@ thecurt, Personally i love the idea of guys getting a vasectomy.., After they are done having kids. I have 2 kids with my partner and we have decided to have no more children, (him more so than me) So i have mentioned to him that if he is 100% on wanting no more children then he should get a vasectomy. Ive been on birth control for along time and ive been through 2 natural births.. therefor i see it as ive been through a pooload of pain to bear our 2 beautiful kiddies, so he should go through a day or so of uncomfort so we dont have any more rather than me having to go through yet another procedure that can be painful and non reversable.
But as ive said that, i only think men who have had their children and definatly do not want anymore should have it done, If you research it its not always 100% when its been reversed, and you could be one of the few who never get to experience having a child of your own.

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2696 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 8:40:20 PM
thecurt, since you asked. I wouldn't want to date someone who got a vasectomy NOW because I want to have kids of my own with my future husband. But if I already had kids and was with someone and we decided we didn't want to have any more kids, I'd actually want him to get a vasectomy. The forms of female sterilization are far more invasive than vasectomies so it'd be ideal, and it's better than being on birth control until menopause.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 8:27:29 PM
I'd do it for a large pizza with meatballs. I don't use those little bastards enough anyways.
My question is, afterwards, can I still cum like a porno star?

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 414 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 8:04:54 PM
I'm interested to see what the girls of I-A-B think about guys that get a vasectomy.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1318 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 6:59:07 PM
Jeff Goldblum was a doctor?
He was the second one, right?

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 397 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 3:55:54 PM
I'm sure for what that urologist gets paid per procedure he can afford to buy every customer a pizza ^.^ And probably a beer too, though that's probably a post-op no-no.

Male, 30-39, Australia
 25090 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 2:00:53 PM
Hes doin the world a favour

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 80 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 12:07:49 PM

A lot of people shoot High Quality Film with a Digital camera. It's a lot cheaper and in some cases you get better quality.

Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 11:50:49 AM
why would he need a camera?

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 935 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 11:00:27 AM
As long as they knock me out, I wouldn't mind getting one. Firstly, there's no need to pass my genes on, and secondly I've always wanted to adopt. I saw a youtube video of one being done once, and the guy was conscious with nothing but a local anesthetic 0.0

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4574 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 10:37:37 AM
It'a a trick... He just wants to touch your "package".

Male, 50-59, Western US
 34042 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 10:36:26 AM

Nothing that involves the combination of a knife and my nuts can be considered "minimally invasive"!!!!

Just sayin'

Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 10:24:16 AM
Link: The Legends Are True: Pizza For A Vasectomy [Rate Link] - Very clever, Mr. Urologist! Thin out the dummies from the gene pool. Do we really want these guys reproducing anyway?

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