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Fake Doughnuts: A Grade-School Kid's Essay [Pic]

Hits: 15258 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: hole_rocks89
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kinky_afr0
Male, 18-29, Europe
 583 Posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012 8:52:41 PM
@robosnitz....where does it say the writer is female??? stupid americans

PringleMan
Female, 13-17, Canada
 1364 Posts
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 11:39:03 PM
haha, I like this kid, but plain is my favourite un-flavour.

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 9:43:26 PM
LMAO!!!!! I like those donuts for dunking in my coffee, but she's right,lol. There about as good as a dunkin donuts bagel.

Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1052 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 8:23:49 PM
@SarahofBorg
Flash news: coffee is not exclusive to the U.S., illegal immigrants make some of the best coffee ever, specially Colombian and Mexican immigrants.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 7:42:51 PM
donut with maple sugar frosting and a black coffee = culinary orgasm

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 7:42:06 PM
evanbartlett, I agree. I've lived in the Boston area my whole life and I even briefly worked at Dunkin Donuts and they seriously make the worst coffee on the planet. Their staff is made entirely of druggies and illegal immigrants who wouldn't know coffee from used engine oil.
The donuts are decent though. You really can't screw up a doughnut. But Krispy Creme is 10,000 times better.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 7:38:37 PM
If you're going to actually dunk your doughnut the frosting and glazes are just going to ruin your coffee.

leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1577 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 7:17:53 PM
old fashioned doughnuts are amazing, this kid is ignorant as hell.

YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 5:55:53 PM
doughnuts are not bagels. stupid kid.

NOCASH
Male, 18-29, Canada
 424 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 5:22:54 PM
Kid is a better writer then me,and totally right about these fake doughnuts.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24732 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 2:14:31 PM
stupid arguement

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2356 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 1:17:27 PM
"Also have to say, all the words are spelled correctly, proper grammar was used & the handwriting is actually the neatest I've seen in a while. All 3 are rarities amongst children these days. This one is worthy of the fridge door IMHO..."

i know right? and hes only 20

Keyh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 227 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 12:48:27 PM
"Also have to say, all the words are spelled correctly, proper grammar was used & the handwriting is actually the neatest I've seen in a while. All 3 are rarities amongst children these days. This one is worthy of the fridge door IMHO..."

While the grammar is miles better than most people I know, it's still not completely accurate.

dude21862004
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 778 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 12:10:47 PM
It's called an old-fashioned and it's delicious...

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2765 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 12:07:22 PM
i can understand his reasoning, i always felt that a cupcake without frosting is nothing more than a glorified muffin.

Magickrat
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 488 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 11:25:41 AM
@Student Law
I think that stick up your arse might be making you a bit irritable...

Magickrat
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 488 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 11:24:07 AM
Also have to say, all the words are spelled correctly, proper grammar was used & the handwriting is actually the neatest I've seen in a while. All 3 are rarities amongst children these days. This one is worthy of the fridge door IMHO...

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2356 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 11:09:52 AM
actually its cake.. bagels were made by accident one day when a baker forgot the yeast!!!!! do you damn research kid!!!!

evanbartlett
Male, 30-39, Western US
 555 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 11:08:43 AM
Oh, regarding the kid, I was impressed with his/her sense of humor and ability to draw a story from a brief observation. Appreciating the classics may be a dying art form, but good writing is even rarer.

evanbartlett
Male, 30-39, Western US
 555 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 11:05:20 AM
I had my first 'Dunkin' Donut' a few weeks ago when I was visiting NY. (Why I never had one in Boston is still a mystery.) It was actually pretty gross. Sure, it's a doughnut (donut, whatever) so it is full of fat and sugar, but save the inherent doughnut-ness of it, it was pretty poor. The coffee was simply horrendous. Truck-stop watered-down swill. I'll keep my Peet's Coffee in the Bay Area, thank you very much.

Jury1of1
Male, 30-39, Western US
 133 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 10:28:13 AM
@Student_Law
You must be a hit at all the parties.

Student_Law
Male, 30-39, Europe
 966 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 9:17:19 AM
This is the gluttony of the typical American child, overwhelming it's long lost sense of business.

Only a few decades ago an American child would rest assured that this piece of grease- drenched ring of fast carbohydrates had a purpose, to fulfill a part of the market that in the end met the needs of someone with a different taste than him.

The young and promising businessman is long gone, and left is the little 200 pound 11 year old garbage disposal - built to feast on McDonald's, brainwashed by a hypnotizing screen, scared inside his walls by FOX news, only to die from a heart attack at 33 - 22 years after he declared that a grease- ring was not a grease- ring; because it did not meet his expectations of brightly colorized chemical visualization that his food for sure must meet.

tyger9575
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 299 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 9:14:36 AM
Congratulations! All the whiners have managed to argue with a kid! Does it make you feel better about yourselves now? Why not just go all the way and beat up a wheelchair-bound midget with scoleosis and Down's Syndrome? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Dee-duh-dee!

tobyvictory
Male, 70 & Over, Asia
 412 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 9:10:54 AM
"what it says about Americans that they could spell a nut made of dough 'donut' I will leave to you"

The spelling "donut" was introduced by Dunkin Donuts. After so long it became part of the American lexicon. The correct spelling even in America is "doughnut" even though Opera's spell check doesn't think so. And as everyone knows, there are a lot of lazy, sheep over on this side of the pond. But this isn't anything new, Aspirin was once a brand name, but it was used so often as a generic term for pain relievers that it became a word with a definition. Also the world over, people today are bastardizing all languages since the advent of texting. You see the slang everywhere, not just in texts.

Qystein
Male, 18-29, Europe
 159 Posts
Friday, March 16, 2012 9:08:38 AM
plain ones are meant to be eaten with coffee!

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