 MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2221 Posts
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Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:47:59 AM
Real programmers don't listen to music ? Wtf?
Nothing like a code frenzy in time with the thudding base (sha-lah-lah-lah). It's good fun, stream of code sort of thing, as close to the coding idyll as you can get. AND it keeps the users and people who don't know how to pronounce DATA out of your hair.
Mind you I'm a PL/SQL data whore, well into my second decade of coding, I guess you youngsters have such sh*t music, you can't code (..to it). |
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 thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Monday, March 19, 2012 6:57:03 PM
If you are talking about some flavor of unix it already has. I had to use a power book pro for work at a job. It actually had a decent unix setup that ran everything we needed regarding jboss and it's services. I think I spent 99% of my time on that apple in a console window. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5274 Posts
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Monday, March 19, 2012 10:10:59 AM
What kind of programmer uses an Apple computer to do their heavy programming?
Linux all the way!
Yeah, it'll filter to Apple eventually when they rip it off from open source. |
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 insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
668 Posts
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Monday, March 19, 2012 5:53:39 AM
Pretty well sums it up. They did miss the opportunity for someone to come into the office and get cussed out after they leave for interrupting a train of thought. |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6328 Posts
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Monday, March 19, 2012 1:34:32 AM
10 on escape goto 20
20 avoid work by fapping
30 do some coding
40 get frustrated
50 go to 20 |
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 AtheistAlien
Male, 30-39, Western US
772 Posts
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Monday, March 19, 2012 1:27:39 AM
They also say "WHY THE drat ARE YOU RECORDING ME WORKING YOU LOSER?" |
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 Jury1of1
Male, 30-39, Western US
133 Posts
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Monday, March 19, 2012 12:08:22 AM
It works on my box. |
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thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 7:25:45 PM
Hmm. In the real world programmers say a lot. Mostly to berate other programming patterns and questioning why some guys would even think of trying to reinvent XML as a string only based data representation and who the hell would want a javascript framework payload bigger than the app and all sorts of nasty stuff. At least once you get to the inner sanctum. |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2734 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 6:25:12 PM
but they aren't saying anything! |
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 HiEv
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
384 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 6:09:08 PM
... |
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 Caretta
Male, 18-29, Europe
541 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 5:38:55 PM
Where was the "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?" ? |
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 helix25
Male, 18-29, Western US
165 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 4:40:47 PM
Real programmers don't listen to music while working. Real programming is 80% pacing and muttering to oneself, and 20% pressing keys.
I agree with the latter, but don't listen to music? lul joke |
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 SnoopyBG
Male, 18-29, Europe
463 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 4:17:20 PM
"Sh*t Programmer's Say"?
Man you don't know your own language. |
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mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
649 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 4:06:54 PM
Pacing and muttering? You don't sound very productive. |
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blobby5
Male, 30-39, Western US
144 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 3:00:07 PM
Real programmers don't listen to music while working. Real programming is 80% pacing and muttering to oneself, and 20% pressing keys. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 12:26:41 PM
Thats spot on |
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 DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2094 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 12:13:28 PM
What kind of programmer uses an Apple computer to do their heavy programming?
Linux all the way! |
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 regediT
Male, 18-29, Europe
723 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 12:06:37 PM
Sometimes the code works but you don't know why, that's equally frustrating |
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 Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
1536 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 12:06:37 PM
I was so getting ready for "drat!" I knew it was coming. |
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 skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
689 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 11:49:19 AM
i'm a programmer and i approve this video
especially the fudge part...fking xcode with all its weird errs |
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 Langer
Male, 18-29, Europe
308 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 11:20:47 AM
that's only the first 20 minutes or so after starting...give it a bit of time they'd be surrounded by cups of coffee and offering a blood sacrifice to the sun god |
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 birdz
Female, 18-29, Western US
77 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 11:16:57 AM
Yeeeeep. Story of my Friday nights. Make weird faces at computer while typing occasionally punctuated by swearing.
Thank you professors for always making programming assignments due Fridays at midnight. |
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youlikeicecr
Male, 30-39, Europe
235 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 11:15:41 AM
for a minute there I thought they had forgotten "F.U.C.K!", but they certainly forgot "why? why? why? why? WHY? ... F.U.C.K!" |
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Danceyn
Male, 18-29, Europe
17 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 11:12:07 AM
What a pointless video..... |
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 RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
3632 Posts
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Sunday, March 18, 2012 11:08:15 AM
as a freshman at IT, i can relate to everything that was just said. just not... litteraly. not manu chicks tharrr.... |
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