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I Really Hope These Are Breath Mints [Pic]

Hits: 15296 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: iLove
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RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:06:18 PM
Boy do they get mad when you try this! Next time I will use babble-fish :(

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17175 Posts
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 9:26:28 AM
Gerry: You completely missed the point, but I'm not surprised.

The gay guys I used to work with had more class than to discuss their goings on, and didn't want to hear about straight sex either. Perhaps because it was a work atmosphere they figured to avoid the subject altogether to avoid any legalities.

Personally I find women that talk about their sex lives, with their men, to others, to be untrustworthy.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 6:04:58 AM

Crakr, not true. Straigh girls tell their gay friends EVERYTHING about their boyfriends. So I have a better idea of how you perform than you do because they don't tell you the truth. "That was great...Really." ha

You on the other hand, well I suspicion your gay friends are not telling you any detailed information about their Ass Banditry. Am I wrong? Do you discuss in detail the delicious fruit that only man-love can plumb? 'Stemming-the-Rosebud' a particular favorite conversation, is it?

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17175 Posts
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 4:57:04 AM
Gerry: You have about as much right telling Wowummwow how to have sexual intercourse as I would in telling you, "Now I want you to write 100 times "I will not toss salad up my boyfriends anus.""

Ilikelogic
Male, 40-49, Europe
 522 Posts
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 1:21:25 AM
VAG = abbreviation of french word Vague = Wave
Well, life is funnier without knowing foreign languages

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 6:02:19 PM

@ Wowummwow - You can't talk your way out of it so just give up trying.

Now I want you to write 100 times "I will not stuff Tic Tacs up my girlfriends cooch."

Wowummwow
Male, 18-29, Western US
 266 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:52:54 PM
Ok ok... let me be more specific.

There are several ways of doing this but the main idea is to use second-hand methods (i.e. light residue on damp finger) otherwise it's usually far too strong. There are other creative ways as well, but again direct contact isn't advised. To answer some comments... yes both types work, however stay away from cinnamon unless if your partner's idea of fun involves hot wax over sensitive parts. Even then... no Altoids.

AVOID direct contact, DON'T put a mint in, and NEVER to be used as a "surprise."

propagandi
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 725 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:42:42 PM
Almost as good as Flatu-Fresh.

VictoryRider
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 9370 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:23:21 PM
Sometimes a mint just won"t do the trick.

meemo
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 16 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:19:07 PM
So I can use these to make my queafs smell minty fresh? Awesome!

Wowummwow
Male, 18-29, Western US
 266 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:10:04 PM
Ok ok... let me be more specific.

There are several ways of doing this but the main idea is to use second-hand methods (i.e. light residue on damp finger) otherwise it's usually far too strong. There are other creative ways as well, but again direct contact isn't advised. To answer some comments... yes both types work, however stay away from cinnamon unless if your partner's idea of fun involves hot wax over sensitive parts. Even then... no Altoids.

AVOID direct contact, DON'T put a mint in, and NEVER to be used as a "surprise."

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17175 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 1:04:19 PM
About time they made vag mints.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24631 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:39:48 PM
MMMmmm fresh vag!

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3374 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:06:43 PM
@wowummwow: obviously being a male, you don't know what menthol feels like in a sensitive place. unless of course you've tried it.

in that case, never mind.

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:17:35 AM
Wowummwow
Male, 18-29, Western US
166 Posts Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:47:25 AM
In truth, the regular sugar-free menthol breath mints can be fun to use for kinky evenings. I'll give you a hint... it makes something feel very very cold.

Just use discretion when it comes to cinnamon ones.
_____________


NO!!! NEVER USE CINNAMON ANYTHING!! NEVER!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:09:02 AM

@ Wowummwow - If you're stuffing Mentos up there you're doing it wrong.
They aren't that kind of freshmaker.



Wowummwow
Male, 18-29, Western US
 266 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:55:50 AM
In truth, the regular sugar-free menthol breath mints can be fun to use for kinky evenings. I'll give you a hint... it makes something feel very very cold.

Just use discretion when it comes to cinnamon ones.

Wowummwow
Male, 18-29, Western US
 266 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:47:26 AM
In truth, the regular sugar-free menthol breath mints can be fun to use for kinky evenings. I'll give you a hint... it makes something feel very very cold.

Just use discretion when it comes to cinnamon ones.

zeebeedee
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 546 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:24:46 AM
Gerry can be sofa king funny.



Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:20:34 AM
Tastes like tuna!

kangoala
Male, 18-29, Australia
 702 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 9:53:40 AM
@Gerry,
Do you make all of these picto-responses, or do you just have a huge supposito... err, depository of em?

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 9:47:23 AM
I know some women who could use these, and I'm not talking about using them as breath mints. O_o

daroofa
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 132 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 9:42:46 AM
I went to the Lutti website and I'm still not sure where they go..

"Surf a wave of intense freshness with VAG FRESH!

With its super cool heart, Vag Fresh gives you an amazing feeling fresh liquid as you've never experienced!

You feel confident, and ready for new adventures."

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 9:42:45 AM

Jeebus Crust! Clean that thing!


nettech98
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 989 Posts
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 9:39:03 AM
In case your breath smells a little fishy after going downtown....

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