 pmarren
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 3388 Posts
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Monday, February 13, 2012 11:24:19 AM
Fu*king cats. I've been trying to kill as many as possible to help save the world. I don't seek appreciation nor glory, just the pure sweet vindication that comes with being right.
You are all welcome, I will continue to cleanse the globe of these filthy creatures until the day I die.
Cats = Suck
And Gerry, I appreciate your posts my friend. |
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 epiphany101
Female, 30-39, Australia
480 Posts
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Sunday, February 12, 2012 6:30:07 AM
Meh...this is old news & these theories have been around for a while. But yes, it is quite interesting. I still suspect toxoplasmosis is the cause of Crazy Cat Ladies. All that parasitic goodness causing undue affection for cats...crazy cat ladies are the zombies of the parasite/cat world... |
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 Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3338 Posts
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Sunday, February 12, 2012 5:50:57 AM
@goaliejerry: LOL. I like your spirit. |
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14374 Posts
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Sunday, February 12, 2012 3:30:48 AM
Draculya: How many lumps do you want ?
Please only respond if you want lots and lots of lumps. |
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 CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2994 Posts
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Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:23:54 AM
tl;dr |
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 goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
4004 Posts
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Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:13:24 AM
Next challenge: <50 chars.
I'll try -
This is bull$hit, cats are cool and I'm not crazy |
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3338 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 7:09:32 PM
@Lillim. Thank you. ~bows~ Yours is spot on and should be the official <100 chars abstract.
Next challenge: <50 chars. |
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 kerryfairy82
Female, 18-29, Europe
844 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 3:11:59 PM
I just found a worm on my cat.
Long story short, i'm now a dog lover. |
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 Lillim
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
260 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 3:09:10 PM
@Squrlz4Sale
Grats, very nicely done. :)
My summation: Cats carry a parasite that is capable of affecting your social behavior and danger/ response time.
99 Characters. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23996 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 2:10:25 PM
and thats why im a dog person! |
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3338 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:53:09 PM
"Anyone care to sum this up in less than 100 characters?"
Less than 100 characters is going to be a challenge. But perhaps a haiku?
Fluffy cat, pooping in litter box,
May release evil parasite
That makes biologist walk before truck.
That was 98 characters, counting spaces. How'd I do? |
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 Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
1991 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 7:46:45 AM
Oh god pmarren hasn't commented! The cats must have got him! |
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 lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
3420 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 7:11:15 AM
Anyone care to sum this up in less than 100 characters? |
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 sidewyz8
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
847 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 6:32:18 AM
That was way too long to read this early in the morning, but I can say that I owned a kitten for about 2 months and he pissed me off more than any pet I've ever had and I will never own another cat. Does that apply at all to the article? |
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 Samsquanch
Male, 30-39, Canada
794 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 6:27:43 AM
My cat is the best, and smartest creature in the world...and in no way did I write this under duress. |
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 tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
2833 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 5:56:53 AM
I love cats, if they're cooked right. |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6364 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 5:11:30 AM
I'm not smart enough for that, so thankfully I can laugh in retrospect at my own joke. Sorry, it was the Toxy speaking (I kept cats*)
*pet, platonic. |
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3338 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 4:34:40 AM
@Draculya: LOL. That was evil. You know CJ's on a different time zone, right? Because he's sleeping, you've now convicted him in absentia of eating cats or knowing them biblically. |
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3338 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 4:30:44 AM
I'm not convinced, but I've got to give the guy credit for creative thinking. I'd never really considered that humans and squirrels aren't necessarily immune to behavior-altering parasites, and now that I'm considering it, it's creeping me out. ~shudder~ |
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Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6364 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 3:01:58 AM
"I've got to call BS on this 'theory'. I love cats and haven't had one in years."
In what manner? Pet, culinary, or sexual?
Please don't respond if other than as a pet. |
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CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14374 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 1:46:21 AM
I've got to call BS on this 'theory'. I love cats and haven't had one in years. |
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 madduck
Female, 40-49, Europe
2871 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 1:23:56 AM
Fascinating--- I knew about this in mice- but that was really interesting. |
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 Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 1:09:31 AM
I read this article today - well, the first page. No jealousy for not having submitted the link - just delight to see it here.
Guess that explains the craziness of all those cat ladies to a greater depth, eh? |
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 Mdhoffman81
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
11 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:42:09 AM
So, some guy thinks that he is crazy, so he decides to look into his own brain. Then he figures out that cats are controlling him. Sounds legit to me. |
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 Otto67
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
438 Posts
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Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:01:04 AM
So it's not 'bat sh*t crazy'....
it is 'CAT sh*t crazy'. |
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