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Your Cat Is Making You Crazy [Pic+]

Hits: 23482 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Science | Added by: kitteh9lives
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pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4243 Posts
Monday, February 13, 2012 11:24:19 AM
Fu*king cats. I've been trying to kill as many as possible to help save the world. I don't seek appreciation nor glory, just the pure sweet vindication that comes with being right.

You are all welcome, I will continue to cleanse the globe of these filthy creatures until the day I die.

Cats = Suck

And Gerry, I appreciate your posts my friend.

epiphany101
Female, 30-39, Australia
 512 Posts
Sunday, February 12, 2012 6:30:07 AM
Meh...this is old news & these theories have been around for a while. But yes, it is quite interesting. I still suspect toxoplasmosis is the cause of Crazy Cat Ladies. All that parasitic goodness causing undue affection for cats...crazy cat ladies are the zombies of the parasite/cat world...

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Sunday, February 12, 2012 5:50:57 AM
@goaliejerry: LOL. I like your spirit.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16900 Posts
Sunday, February 12, 2012 3:30:48 AM
Draculya: How many lumps do you want ?



Please only respond if you want lots and lots of lumps.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:23:54 AM
tl;dr

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:13:24 AM
Next challenge: <50 chars.

I'll try -

This is bull$hit, cats are cool and I'm not crazy

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 7:09:32 PM
@Lillim. Thank you. ~bows~ Yours is spot on and should be the official <100 chars abstract.

Next challenge: <50 chars.

kerryfairy82
Female, 18-29, Europe
 844 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 3:11:59 PM
I just found a worm on my cat.

Long story short, i'm now a dog lover.

Lillim
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 271 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 3:09:10 PM
@Squrlz4Sale
Grats, very nicely done. :)

My summation: Cats carry a parasite that is capable of affecting your social behavior and danger/ response time.

99 Characters.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24492 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 2:10:25 PM
and thats why im a dog person!

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:53:09 PM

"Anyone care to sum this up in less than 100 characters?"

Less than 100 characters is going to be a challenge. But perhaps a haiku?

Fluffy cat, pooping in litter box,
May release evil parasite
That makes biologist walk before truck.


That was 98 characters, counting spaces. How'd I do?

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2489 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 7:46:45 AM
Oh god pmarren hasn't commented! The cats must have got him!

lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3420 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 7:11:15 AM
Anyone care to sum this up in less than 100 characters?

sidewyz8
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 848 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 6:32:18 AM
That was way too long to read this early in the morning, but I can say that I owned a kitten for about 2 months and he pissed me off more than any pet I've ever had and I will never own another cat. Does that apply at all to the article?

Samsquanch
Male, 30-39, Canada
 794 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 6:27:43 AM
My cat is the best, and smartest creature in the world...and in no way did I write this under duress.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3317 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 5:56:53 AM
I love cats, if they're cooked right.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11853 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 5:11:30 AM
I'm not smart enough for that, so thankfully I can laugh in retrospect at my own joke. Sorry, it was the Toxy speaking (I kept cats*)

*pet, platonic.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 4:34:40 AM
@Draculya: LOL. That was evil. You know CJ's on a different time zone, right? Because he's sleeping, you've now convicted him in absentia of eating cats or knowing them biblically.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 4:30:44 AM
I'm not convinced, but I've got to give the guy credit for creative thinking. I'd never really considered that humans and squirrels aren't necessarily immune to behavior-altering parasites, and now that I'm considering it, it's creeping me out. ~shudder~

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11853 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 3:01:58 AM
"I've got to call BS on this 'theory'. I love cats and haven't had one in years."

In what manner? Pet, culinary, or sexual?

Please don't respond if other than as a pet.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16900 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 1:46:21 AM
I've got to call BS on this 'theory'. I love cats and haven't had one in years.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5388 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 1:23:56 AM
Fascinating--- I knew about this in mice- but that was really interesting.

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 1:09:31 AM
I read this article today - well, the first page. No jealousy for not having submitted the link - just delight to see it here.

Guess that explains the craziness of all those cat ladies to a greater depth, eh?

Mdhoffman81
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 11 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:42:09 AM
So, some guy thinks that he is crazy, so he decides to look into his own brain. Then he figures out that cats are controlling him. Sounds legit to me.

Otto67
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 438 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:01:04 AM
So it's not 'bat sh*t crazy'....

it is 'CAT sh*t crazy'.

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