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Shaolin Monk Iron Egg Skill

Hits: 10838 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: bacon_pie
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PhotoKing
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 523 Posts
Sunday, February 05, 2012 3:25:42 PM
it's hard being a monk...

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2012 7:03:13 PM
i see the significance behind the name 'iron egg' now

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2012 8:35:15 AM
@honkeylips- Ah hahahahahahaha!!!!

Shaunoli
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 64 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 4:55:57 PM
that guy is f'n NUTS

honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1570 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 3:57:11 PM
I knew the kicks were coming but I still said OOH OOH OH OH MY OH NO!!!

RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3632 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 2:24:54 PM
there's also iron shirt and iron arms. like iron egg, the idea is to desensitize and harden your skin to feel less pain and endure more stress. achieved by applying pain and stress to the skin ^^

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 838 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 2:13:21 PM
I cried for him.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24737 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:39:22 PM
Yeah... i saw this live. It goes all the way up there... cringe!

Agent00Smith
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2297 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:10:17 AM
I looked that whole video on google a week ago... weird

fps_will
Male, 18-29, Western US
 102 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 10:26:52 AM
BALLS OF STEEL

waglfg
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 25 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 10:24:14 AM
I guess the mystery of the swearing off women thing is kinda self-explanatory now.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13519 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:39:09 AM
Now I've got the song "Detachable Penis: in my head great!

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3902 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:52:34 AM
I only recently heard that Sumo wrestlers retract their balls. As if balls aren't weird enough, having retractable balls is pretty f*cked up.

Blatto
Male, 18-29, Western US
 359 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:28:50 AM
@EgalM

That's actually the more correct way of doing this type of training, but learning to retract your balls takes a lot longer than just pounding on them till they lose all sensitivity.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4778 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 6:23:18 AM
My first thought was than an 'iron egg' was some sort of item used in training. First few seconds made the reality clear.

Reminds me of a story I heard about a monk and his disciple waiting in line at a ferry and about to pay a small sum (say, 50p.). A second monk and his disciple show up and the monk just runs lightly over the river.

The second disciple turns to the first and says 'See what my master can do? It took him 25 years to master that skill. Can your master do that?'

The disciple turns to his monk who sighs. 'Twenty five years? Just pay the 50p.'

number1man
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 240 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 3:19:49 AM
lol the second guy felt it had a hard time standing up there

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2699 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 1:45:03 AM
@Sourkraut

Sure, 'eggs' is not often used as slang, but you would figure one could easily assume what they refer to when you consider the properties of eggs... Small in size, oblong-spheroid in shape, and fragile to impact

Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2264 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 1:39:25 AM
So the opening scene in Johnny English 2 has historical merit ^^

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2342 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:53:39 AM
This is how i masturbate.. i am a shaolin monk now?

sourkraut
Male, 40-49, Australia
 350 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:46:01 AM
'You're an Australian male who is confused to experience what it's like to be kicked squarely in the bollocks?'
Eggs= Bollocks... Yeah, I get it... But no English speaking nation calls balls 'Eggs'...

tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1201 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:07:55 AM
this is why asians evolved to have tiny ones

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Monday, January 30, 2012 10:55:15 PM
Why is it called the 'Iron Egg Skill'?

You're an Australian male who is confused to experience what it's like to be kicked squarely in the bollocks?

F*ck it, now I'm confused.

sourkraut
Male, 40-49, Australia
 350 Posts
Monday, January 30, 2012 10:33:34 PM
Why is it called the 'Iron Egg Skill'?

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Monday, January 30, 2012 10:24:24 PM
Ah, but Shi-yin-wu never have chirdren.

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3368 Posts
Monday, January 30, 2012 8:14:11 PM
I fin the trick is to avoid getting kicked in the junk, instead of standing spread eagle in a bar fight.

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