 Plangkye
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 213 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 8:44:38 PM
This can't be real. "Moose knuckle" isn't even female. |
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 snakecharmer
Male, 18-29, Southern US
321 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 8:24:41 PM
What about the good ole Gutted Jack Rabbit |
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 Mrs_rumpel
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
54 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:21:05 PM
The more you know! |
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 Bountykat
Female, 18-29, Southern US
399 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:18:55 PM
I am saving this and printing it out.
Also @kerryfairy82 In America, "fanny" means "butt," so Americans probably were confused at the way you defined queef, lol.
Unless they know English terms. Which they might. |
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 revwar
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:15:35 PM
meat curtains? |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 5:25:17 PM
There is no a day in IAB without a vulvovaginal complain |
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 d_marie
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
52 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:53:43 PM
well...I know how to make my next doctor visit a little more interesting! |
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 Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3303 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:49:54 PM
In the squirrel community, we sometimes use the word "filbert." Just thought you might want to know. |
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onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
1242 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:46:13 PM
bajingo |
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 kerryfairy82
Female, 18-29, Europe
844 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:29:27 PM
A queef is a fanny fart, and clit is not a slang name for the vulva, it is shory for clitoris. Plus, what are the chances of a woman going to her doctor complaining of a sore 'pink sausage wallet'? |
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 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
4012 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:26:42 PM
They forgot snapper. |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9533 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:18:46 PM
So they are asking a doctor to pick any of these slang words when talking to a patient? If a doctor walked into the office and asked me "What seems to be the problem with your fur burger?" I would walk the hell out of there.
I think it's more likely that the list is intended to cover what words or phrases doctors might hear patients use. It's helpful if a doctor doesn't have to reply "I have no idea what you're talking about" when a patient first speaks to them. |
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 denmarkcm
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
312 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:35:13 PM
I just counted 29 ive used before lol |
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bridog6996
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
562 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:31:31 PM
Call me anally retentive, but "queef" is not a slang term for vagina, although it is vagina related. |
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 Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
3806 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:27:41 PM
Wait, wait, wait, Moose Knuckle is the term for a male camel toe. This list is lacking. They have half a dozen different spellings for one word. I see no Squish Mitten. You know what, just go listen to Bloodhound Gang "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo". I'll make it easy for you. |
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 earthshone
Male, 18-29, Western US
1699 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:24:47 PM
Yes, I'll have thee...uhm...
Fur Burger Delight and a Hot Cherry Bend-Over. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:19:51 PM
What next on IAB. Poop jokes :P |
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 clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
834 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:00:47 PM
o_O
Really? A list of slang words for genitalia? How many more of these will make the rounds? |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25558 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:56:11 PM
Darn! I've got the best vagina gif ever but of course I can't post it.
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:42:24 PM
I've never heard of half of these... but reading them is funneh.
Some of them are insulting. What would you think of a doctor who called it a 'soggy box'? |
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 JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1357 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:33:37 PM
neden made the list? really? 'tis what some juggalos/juggalettes use for pussy |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11676 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:20:02 PM
Reminds me of that old joke:
Young boy walks in on his mom in the shower. Pointing between her legs, he asks, "Mommy, what happened to you there?"
"Oh", she said, thinking fast, "that's where a bad man hit me with an axe".
"Wow mom!" said the boy. "That must have hurt, he got you right in the c*nt!" |
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 SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
3526 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:19:53 PM
So they are asking a doctor to pick any of these slang words when talking to a patient? If a doctor walked into the office and asked me "What seems to be the problem with your fur burger?" I would walk the hell out of there. |
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 velvet_girl
Female, 18-29, Europe
53 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:18:02 PM
Haha my favorites are by far Moose Knuckle, Pink Sausage Wallet and Axe Wound <3 <3 <3 |
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3303 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:14:04 PM
@Oblivia:
~Squrlz appears with top hat, tails, and walking stick~
You like potato and I like potahto,
You like panini, and I like punani,
Potato, potahto, panini, punani!
Let's call the whole thing off! |
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