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Selected Slang Terms For The Vulva [Pic]

Hits: 20699 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Misc. | Added by: hovalady411
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Plangkye
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 254 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 8:44:38 PM
This can't be real. "Moose knuckle" isn't even female.

snakecharmer
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 321 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 8:24:41 PM
What about the good ole Gutted Jack Rabbit

Mrs_rumpel
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 54 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:21:05 PM
The more you know!

Bountykat
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 399 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:18:55 PM
I am saving this and printing it out.
Also @kerryfairy82 In America, "fanny" means "butt," so Americans probably were confused at the way you defined queef, lol.
Unless they know English terms. Which they might.

revwar
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 10 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:15:35 PM
meat curtains?

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 5:25:17 PM
There is no a day in IAB without a vulvovaginal complain

d_marie
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 52 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:53:43 PM
well...I know how to make my next doctor visit a little more interesting!

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:49:54 PM
In the squirrel community, we sometimes use the word "filbert." Just thought you might want to know.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2110 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:46:13 PM
bajingo

kerryfairy82
Female, 18-29, Europe
 844 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:29:27 PM
A queef is a fanny fart, and clit is not a slang name for the vulva, it is shory for clitoris. Plus, what are the chances of a woman going to her doctor complaining of a sore 'pink sausage wallet'?

Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:26:42 PM
They forgot snapper.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11327 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 3:18:46 PM
So they are asking a doctor to pick any of these slang words when talking to a patient? If a doctor walked into the office and asked me "What seems to be the problem with your fur burger?" I would walk the hell out of there.


I think it's more likely that the list is intended to cover what words or phrases doctors might hear patients use. It's helpful if a doctor doesn't have to reply "I have no idea what you're talking about" when a patient first speaks to them.

denmarkcm
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 330 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:35:13 PM
I just counted 29 ive used before lol

bridog6996
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 570 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:31:31 PM
Call me anally retentive, but "queef" is not a slang term for vagina, although it is vagina related.

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4542 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:27:41 PM
Wait, wait, wait, Moose Knuckle is the term for a male camel toe. This list is lacking. They have half a dozen different spellings for one word. I see no Squish Mitten. You know what, just go listen to Bloodhound Gang "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo". I'll make it easy for you.

earthshone
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1699 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:24:47 PM
Yes, I'll have thee...uhm...
Fur Burger Delight and a Hot Cherry Bend-Over.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24505 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:19:51 PM
What next on IAB. Poop jokes :P

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 838 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:00:47 PM
o_O

Really? A list of slang words for genitalia? How many more of these will make the rounds?

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:56:11 PM

Darn! I've got the best vagina gif ever but of course I can't post it.

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:42:24 PM
I've never heard of half of these... but reading them is funneh.

Some of them are insulting. What would you think of a doctor who called it a 'soggy box'?

JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1366 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:33:37 PM
neden made the list? really? 'tis what some juggalos/juggalettes use for pussy

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12071 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:20:02 PM
Reminds me of that old joke:

Young boy walks in on his mom in the shower. Pointing between her legs, he asks, "Mommy, what happened to you there?"

"Oh", she said, thinking fast, "that's where a bad man hit me with an axe".

"Wow mom!" said the boy. "That must have hurt, he got you right in the c*nt!"

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:19:53 PM
So they are asking a doctor to pick any of these slang words when talking to a patient? If a doctor walked into the office and asked me "What seems to be the problem with your fur burger?" I would walk the hell out of there.

velvet_girl
Female, 18-29, Europe
 53 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:18:02 PM
Haha my favorites are by far Moose Knuckle, Pink Sausage Wallet and Axe Wound <3 <3 <3

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:14:04 PM
@Oblivia:

~Squrlz appears with top hat, tails, and walking stick~

You like potato and I like potahto,
You like panini, and I like punani,
Potato, potahto, panini, punani!
Let's call the whole thing off!

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