 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 10187 Posts
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Monday, January 30, 2012 7:03:58 AM
Mmmmmm Moe's!!
@Kamsy89
That's ok you don't need no stinking microwave for sammiches!! |
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 Kamsy89
Female, 18-29, Southern US
12 Posts
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 8:18:00 AM
The egg, the metal and the alcoholic beverage have all happened to me. The egg, i thought I was saving time by boiling water/helping the egg cook. The metal, a certain Italian food restaurant chain needs to advertise the bag you take your bread-sticks home in is METAL! And the last, I was trying to heat the Glühwein. Needless to say, I fear my microwave. |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 2:56:46 PM
Zusammenfassung:
Sie haben den Witz ruiniert. |
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Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 2:55:38 PM
@xelous
GOOGLE TRANSLATION
Sie haben noch keine bekommen.
Sie versuchen immer noch zu hart. |
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 xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 2:46:54 PM
Good call fatninja01 |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 1:48:49 PM
I was listening to this, whilst watching this vid. It seemed so much more appropriate. |
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xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 12:57:13 PM
@Cajun247
BAD TRANSLATIONS:
"ATTENTION! LOOKENSPEEPERS ALL!
The computerized machine is not for gefingerpoken and
grab the middle. If easy grab the jump plant,
blowenfusen and tip sparker poppencorken with. is not
for trade union at the dumpkopfen. The rubber plug
sichtseeren the cotten-picking Keepen hans into the pockets
must, relax and watch the blinking light."
Hahaha, poppencorken, you know how WE do! |
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 icklevamp
Female, 18-29, Europe
343 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 12:44:32 PM
Why was juice on fire?? How can juice be on fire? I'm confused. |
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 clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
834 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 8:13:15 AM
CD war schon in ordnung, abes das mit der Seife was am bessten, jau.
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Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 5:59:21 AM
@xelous
You're trying too hard |
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 tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
2799 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 5:09:55 AM
I always wondered and now I know, and from the safety of my desk. |
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xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 2:00:02 AM
CDs und Seife sind die besten in der Mikrowelle |
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xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 1:56:33 AM
BAD TRANSLATIONS:
Clockwork208-"<3 Cajun
It has me very happy to read your post, buddy. I find totally fine: D
Indeed, the microwave might have schnitzel sauerkraut in its pants."
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xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 1:56:02 AM
BAD TRANSLATIONS:
Cajun247-"Attention crazyexperimentors everything! The microwave machine is not designing for the nonfoodshtuff and random food stuff. If easy blowindoorsopen, fryinggizmo, and flash light pointed Spark. Is not design for the arbeitin fool the offer. Keep the silly ideas in the head and usen the microwave machine responsibly!" |
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clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
834 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 1:15:38 AM
<3 Cajun
Es hat mich sehr gefreut deinen Post zu lesen, Kumpel. Finde ich total in ordnung :D
Indeed, the microwave might have sauerkraut in its schnitzelhosen. |
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 Skittzo
Female, 18-29, Southern US
185 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 1:12:51 AM
Never before have I wanted to microwave a bar of soap. O_O Now I do. Thanks for another bad (yet fun) idea iab. |
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Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 1:02:17 AM
Achtung alles crazyexperimentors! Das microwavemaschine ist nicht designen fur das nonfoodshtuff und randomfoodstuff. Ist easy blowindoorsopen, fryinggizmo, und blinkenlichten mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht designen fur das arbeitin bie das dummkopfen. Keep das silly ideas in das head und usen die microwavemaschine responsibly! |
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 darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
1634 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 12:05:18 AM
I prefer dorito bags
they shrink down and then you have a mini dorito bag keychain |
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pfkdxius
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
300 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 11:42:03 PM
Thank you SnoopyBG, that is exactly what I have been thinking. |
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 SnoopyBG
Male, 18-29, Europe
456 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 11:23:53 PM
I feel like IAB has outsourced to India and the staff is using google translate to write captions. |
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 I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
2432 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 9:44:36 PM
"What do you use your microwave for to cook?"
really? wtf? make sense iab |
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 CaptainPat
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2785 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 8:23:43 PM
Moe's opened here last year. Then closed without warning one day like 4 months later.
Like seriously, the people that worked there didn't even know they were closing. They went to go to work in the morning and were all locked out, then they found out they were all jobless. So, I pretty much lost all respect for the company. |
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 LexiLeet
Female, 18-29, Western US
432 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 7:43:37 PM
Water... Melon? ;_; |
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 CaptainPabst
Male, 18-29, Western US
1253 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 7:25:00 PM
Very soon every video will be an ad |
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Zuriel
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
412 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 7:20:27 PM
th CD was nice |
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