 ryski_59
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 243 Posts
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Monday, January 30, 2012 9:06:48 AM
I laugh that only guys have commented on this... Also, I can see my fiance, and/or his friends saying almost all of these. |
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 clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
834 Posts
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Saturday, January 28, 2012 12:54:54 AM
"I'm only going down on you because I can't get it up."
Don't expect THAT to get any better with age, guys. |
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 Rawrg
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
935 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 9:35:17 PM
"I'm only going down on you because I can't get it up."
Totally had that happen one time during a severe bout of whiskey-dick. Of course after about 30 minutes, I rallied. |
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 swaffire
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
67 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 7:18:05 PM
keep calm and chive on :D |
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 a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
4783 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 1:05:01 PM
Every guy masturbates while they poop.
It's a fact |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 1:01:21 PM
Masturbating and pooping.. eww |
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herpaderp062
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
49 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 12:18:39 PM
Actually not funny. But what would you expect from some dude wearing a Chive t-shirt? |
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 jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2353 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 12:11:36 PM
couldn't see the video... I was masturbating |
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 FoolsPrussia
Male, 18-29, Western US
2858 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 11:49:30 AM
I really hate all of these. |
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 Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
1536 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 11:46:48 AM
Hahahaha ahhh... That wasn't enjoyable or funny. |
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 Chives
Male, 18-29, Southern US
51 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 11:36:45 AM
This is one of the only attempts at this that was even vaguely funny. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5263 Posts
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Friday, January 27, 2012 11:27:31 AM
Please stop posting these. I thought Reddit is where memes were overused and left to die. |
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 ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2184 Posts
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Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:07:11 PM
Link: Sh!t Guys DON'T Say Outloud [Rate Link] - Im pretty sure I say at least 50% of these things out loud on a daily basis. |
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