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The Fastest Isn't Always The Best [Pic]

Hits: 16484 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Misc. | Added by: akabane
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, January 24, 2012 8:24:18 AM

LOL @ banur

banur
Male, 18-29, Europe
 250 Posts
Tuesday, January 24, 2012 6:26:35 AM
Captain Ackbar says: "It's a fap!"

M_Archer
Male, 18-29, Canada
 529 Posts
Monday, January 23, 2012 10:02:36 AM
Do I really need to explain this again? Fine:

It's a comic strip i.e. it's a joke; ITS SOLE INTENT IS TO CREATE HUMOR. This comment thread should be discussing whether or not the joke was funny, not if it was biologically accurate.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Monday, January 23, 2012 7:12:33 AM

Newt Gingrich - the Early EARLY Days


alsobored
Male, 18-29, Australia
 351 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 8:30:33 PM
Stupid.

jbwhite
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1144 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 8:03:34 PM
@swoop408

just looking at everything you've posted and... yup, you've no room to talk, y'no submitting nothing and then complaining about how there's nothing you like on here. good job.

random poo is better than no poo - ancient proverb that i just made up.

also, this website has a black background... neat stuff

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 7:34:24 PM
"How does crap like this make it to the site? "

How does crap like you last more than 30 posts on this site?

Quik2TheStab
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 665 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 6:51:18 PM
Really, I just want to say something about "Noble Prize."

Yaezakura
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 431 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 6:21:43 PM
the fastest sperm is the one with the least weight

which means you're always having inferior babies unless they're test tubed

the more you know


Actually, the fastest sperm very possibly isn't the winner. The female reproductive track is highly hostile to sperm. The vast, vast majority are killed en route. A sperm has to be well-developed, tough, and just plain lucky to survive the trip.

The more you know, that's actually right.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 5:59:49 PM
This person has no idea how genetics work

swoop408
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1768 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 4:48:30 PM
How does crap like this make it to the site?

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 4:22:21 PM
lemme tell you a little something about genetics..

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 4:21:40 PM
@Victim
"the fastest sperm is the one with the least weight which means you're always having inferior babies unless they're test tubed"

Since when is being heavier superior?
Case in point

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:50:12 PM
seems reasonable until you think about it

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:33:32 PM
This illustration is deeply, almost completely flawed in concept.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24631 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:07:10 PM
true true

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:02:23 PM
not to mention all those guys you leave in the tissue paper, oh the potential

PringleMan
Female, 13-17, Canada
 1364 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 12:57:30 PM
It doesn't matter if you're the best or not; you're a winner, and that's all that really matters.

Victim
Male, 70 & Over, Africa
 220 Posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012 12:49:17 PM
the fastest sperm is the one with the least weight

which means you're always having inferior babies unless they're test tubed

the more you know

akabane
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1051 Posts
Thursday, January 19, 2012 2:56:03 PM
Link: The Fastest Isn't Always The Best [Pic] [Rate Link] - The life of you, as sperm--at least you accomplished life.


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