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 Oblongata
Female, 18-29, Western US
 8 Posts
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012 7:18:34 PM
Edgar Allan Bro |
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 lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
1815 Posts
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012 3:36:49 AM
@swash. I came back to say this,but you beat me to it !! Well played... |
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 sweatpeanis
Female, 18-29, Western US
418 Posts
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 12:09:43 PM
dumb |
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 mitch2d2
Male, 18-29, Europe
11 Posts
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 10:24:02 AM
hahaha swash FTW |
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 Swash
Male, 30-39, Australia
224 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 2:25:41 PM
Another modern version:
Quoth the server, "404" |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 12:49:42 PM
meh.... |
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 tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
2805 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 12:16:11 PM
Poe would do no such thing. He is not of this century. |
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 Kelhanion
Male, 18-29, Europe
4 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 8:57:52 AM
And my own rendition:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
After studying, bored as always, I then secured all the doorways,
Just to fetch my fav'rite porn mag hidden under my chess board.
'I'll just peep', I promised hastly, 'Just one peep just one before -
I'll get some sleep, nothing more.'
Ah, never did I quite remember, the beauty of Miss December
How did she awake my member, made it aware what it's for.
Eagerly I pictured naked every girl I ever dated
'Till I almost came and fainted as I couldn't cope with more -
For the girls of centerfold could not amuse me anymore -
I'm in love with rough hardcore.
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2130 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 8:54:48 AM
giorgio moroder! hah! big blast from the past! |
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 Matwix_2004
Male, 18-29, Europe
2096 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 6:59:16 AM
Pretty funny, but I still prefer:
Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I websurfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious website of hot chicks galore,
While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour.
‘Tis not possible, I muttered,
give me back my cheap hardcore! —
Quoth the server, “404″. |
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 Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3307 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 5:29:00 AM
@Davymid: I concur regarding Kitteh. She's amazing. In fact, I recently wrote an ode in her honor, which I'll repost now for your enjoyment (and her embarrassment).
~Squrlz fumbles for a folded piece of paper in his vest pocket and tests the microphone~
Ode to Kitteh9lives
O fair Kitteh, who surfs the electronic aether,
Bringing us untold, strange WTF peculiarities
From which we cannot avert our gaze--
Come, lay down by this furry creature's side.
Safe in our little white oak hollow,
Buxom feline and fluffy tree rodent,
Together, surfing the interwebs,
Chuckling at bizarre shtuff
Whilst the winter winds outside howl.
~Squrlz bows dramatically and scurries offstage~ |
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 kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
977 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 5:21:31 AM
Wow, thanks davymid, very kind of you to say. |
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 Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
571 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 3:55:47 AM
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Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
571 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 3:53:50 AM
I thought it was Giorgio Moroder. |
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 KingVandal
Male, 18-29, Western US
75 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 12:17:52 AM
lol someone should get a tattoo of this |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5245 Posts
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Monday, January 23, 2012 12:03:54 AM
lolololol |
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Swash
Male, 30-39, Australia
224 Posts
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 10:31:23 PM
@Squrlz - No, I haven't read The Selfish Gene, though I am aware that the word meme comes from what roughly translates as "something imitated."
For that reason EAP's original Raven is a meme. The content of your post, all other merits aside, is not a meme.
Please understand I didn't mean my comment personally - I didn't even register who had posted it. It was a snap reaction to what I perceived as misuse of a word. |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11676 Posts
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 10:14:18 PM
@Davymid: Thanks, Davy. Very nice of you. You do IAB credit. ~waves paw~
As much as I'd love to take a bow, your praise should be directed to Kitteh9lives. She basically keeps this site running, on her own dime, for free, by loading us up with great content. She's the one that trawls through the submitted links every day and picks out the good stuff, and yet she's humble on the forums and hardly says a word. Thanks Kitteh! |
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 coolthing97
Male, 13-17, Southern US
1015 Posts
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 9:10:01 PM
Lmfao. Edgar Allen Poe is such a gothic stud.  |
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 tlshaman
Male, 13-17, Western US
379 Posts
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 9:09:45 PM
HAHAHAHAHA I love this |
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 eduardoleon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
492 Posts
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 9:02:33 PM
@keith2 i see what you did there |
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3307 Posts
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 9:01:34 PM
@Davymid: Thanks, Davy. Very nice of you. You do IAB credit. ~waves paw~ |
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davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11676 Posts
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 8:50:03 PM
Good stuff Squrlz4Sale, keep it coming and don't mind the haters. Haters gonna hate, as they say. You learn to grow a thick skin after a while. Try being an IAB Mod someday - it starts off with elation (yay! I'm a Mod!), quickly turning to extreme depression (F*ck, that submission I approved was posted a week ago, and now I'm getting flamed in the comments for a repost, and rightfully so), and then it turns into a very thick skin after a couple of weeks (f*ck it, let's just get on with the job). Kitteh will know exactly what I mean, we've all been through it.
A site like I-A-B (and many others like it) live or die on the quality and quantity of user-submitted content. Keep it coming, fellow I-A-Bers!
Just know that your helpful submissions are being filtered through a collection of functionally retarded individuals (like me and Kitteh, and, well basically all of us), and that we sometimes f*ck sh*t up. Keep it coming, and we'll keep I-A-B trucking. |
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 Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
1103 Posts
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 8:22:55 PM
Either phrasing is valid, kitteh. |
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kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
977 Posts
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 8:15:36 PM
Don't let all the asshats get you down. You can't please everyone all of the time.
You contributed to the site, it helps us out, be happy.
P.S. Never sweat the small stuff. Everyone misspells something sometime in their life. Just look at Madest...amirite? JKLOL |
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