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Just Another Day On The Job At The Lab [Pic]

Hits: 20484 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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nobored
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 2 Posts
Wednesday, January 04, 2012 10:22:38 PM
Just like the old Batman series, everything in the batcave is clearly labeled

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11015 Posts
Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:27:01 PM
Tell me though aren't condom supposed to be tight isn't that how they contain the sperm and not slide off?


There's a range of appropriate tightness, of course. Not tight enough and they'll come off. Too tight and they'll be uncomfortable. Much too tight and they could do some damage.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13145 Posts
Wednesday, January 04, 2012 8:42:50 AM
Oh ya well....

I have to use sculpting balloons. Tell me though aren't condom supposed to be tight isn't that how they contain the sperm and not slide off?

pompousass7
Male, 40-49, Canada
 261 Posts
Wednesday, January 04, 2012 5:08:40 AM
PEDO BEAR she probably hadn't hit puberty yet anyway

Mr_Pedo_Bear
Male, 70 & Over, Southern US
 589 Posts
Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:53:25 AM
Just had one burst this morning, means a trip to the family planning clinic to get the morning after pill :( So some still get through quality control...

photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Wednesday, January 04, 2012 1:18:57 AM
I don't need no machine to pop a condom . . .

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Wednesday, January 04, 2012 12:10:01 AM
Overkill?

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3677 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 11:53:43 PM
Selous

Enjoy your HIV.

Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
 933 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 11:36:07 PM
I'm sure she loves the reaction she gets when she tells people she tests condoms for a living.

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 11:14:51 PM
i dont use condoms, i do anal instead

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2662 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 8:55:05 PM
I'm with Scuzoid... Regulars are just too tight... Its not that we CANT use them. Its more that when something is THAT tight, its just uncomfortable. And if a condom isnt fitting on me comfortably, its a REALLY fast way to kill my erection.

razbitom
Male, 40-49, Australia
 814 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 8:50:44 PM
why does her expression look so much like, "*sigh*... i wish."

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11565 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 7:48:48 PM
Those just might fit.

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 7:16:41 PM
"This is why Magnums are pointless."

Yeah, no. Sure, super stretchy, but you're ignoring the fact my penis isn't made of steel. There are condoms that are way too tight.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 6:32:18 PM
When the Giant Aliens come to invade us, at least they will have some proper condoms they can use

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12009 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 5:40:04 PM
"Mr. Fancylad, your condoms have been approved for quality control."

You wish, Fancy...


Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4532 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 5:33:58 PM
This is why Magnums are pointless.

RPossum
Male, 30-39, Canada
 935 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 3:46:50 PM
She's not the scientist, she's just waiting in line.

propagandi
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 725 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 3:36:21 PM
Why are they always so snug then?

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11015 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 3:25:56 PM
the keys are around her neck and in her pocket!!!! AWESOME!


Being careful with precautions should be second nature to someone who works in a condom factory :)

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11015 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 3:24:30 PM
Someone will say they're still too small.....


I'll be that someone!

You can stretch many types of rubber by a remarkable amount, but the more you stretch it the greater the force it applies to whatever is stretching them. Newtonian physics applies, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So they will be harmful long before they reach their limits of stretch and uncomfortable long before then. So these may, despite what it looks like, be too small for some men.

badfish52596
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 53 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 3:03:02 PM
i didn't know you could blow them up that far!

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2:40:34 PM
i bet some condoms have burst on her

Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1049 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2:04:22 PM
i would approve those condom with her!

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2321 Posts
Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:59:02 PM
the keys are around her neck and in her pocket!!!! AWESOME!

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