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Merry Christmas, I-A-B: Open Xmas Forum [Pic]

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photomstr
Male, 50-59, Canada
 767 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 1:46:41 PM
it is sad but 'mercan kids are really like this . . .

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3763 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:05:54 PM
Hey all - hope everyone had a nice Christmas and I wish everyone all the best for the new year. My favorite gift I got is a new lob wedge and some nice golf balls. I have spring fever already!

burbclaver
Male, 50-59, Western US
 859 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:03:48 PM
I received two crystal glasses and and an 18 year old Scotch for Christmas. Spent Xmas Day with family and then went to the desert to sit under the stars serenaded by a pack of coyotes. Just got back. Have a great 2012!

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3628 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 10:26:22 AM
All I wanted to do is spread Christmas greetings, but nooooooo, that can't be tolerated by either of them, they both had to incite an argument.
________

I did not incite an argument. You can share your quotes and I can share mine...

FSM FTW

Otto67
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 438 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 10:16:54 AM
Hey Crakrjak:

It is just a discussion. You claim (as many Christians do) that the Old Testament does not apply, except where you say it does. Then when it is pointed out a passage where Jesus contradicts that dogma, you say that only part of the passage applies and should be taken as truth, (where Jesus said the law applied until all was fulfilled) and the other part IN THE SAME SENTENCE should not be taken literally but should be equated to the phrase "when pigs fly". Your arguement is laughable. You need to quit thinking it is a good point and find a better way to justify the Book of Contradictions.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 9:51:18 AM
Actually, there is not. Trying to equate me with islamic terrorists is not only insulting, it's stupid as well.


No Crakrjak. Just no. What's insulting and stupid is you equating devoutly religious Muslims with "islamic terrorists" which *YOU* just did, as you have done many times before.

But that's just insulting to billions of Muslims who I don't know. What's personally insulting to me and many others, is (some) Christians like you reminding us at this festive time of year that all of our family and friends, our parents, our siblings, our children, all the people we care deeply about are going to burn in Hell for all eternity. Sorry, only the ones who don't share your particular religious belief system, I forgot that.

OT: I got Battlefield 3 and Skyrim (both early), books and board games, socks and gloves, and a rather charming bottle of Irish Whiskey!

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 9:43:58 AM
I got a big box of Omaha Steaks. I barbecued for Christmas.

I also was given some mint chocolate chip cookies.

I was happy before all that though, now I am happy and full with minty breath.

JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1366 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 7:40:09 AM
Davymind...you're my hero <3

I got a pasta machine!!! I'm so excited...Pasta for everyone...It also comes with a little meat grinding attachment....so I can make my own like ground beef to make into meatballs i guess or something like that...idk but it looks fun!

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16141 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 5:59:17 AM
ZsaZsa: That really sort of depends on the chick, My dad bought mom a new refrigerator and stove for Christmas one year, of course there was no way to surprise her with them on Christmas morning, but she loved getting them none-the-less. For full disclosure though he bought her a 3 carat diamond heart pendant for her birthday just a few months before. I bought her a robe she had been looking at, that Christmas, trust me that's a hard thing to do for a guy to do, buy a woman clothes, so she did get a surprise.

ZsaZsaGoar
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 5:42:42 AM
The worst gifts ever as a chick are the kitchen related ones. One year my ex gave me a toaster... I can deal with bad gifts and be appreciative for the thought, but the thought put into getting me a toaster made me want to punch him in the head.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 5975 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:39:23 AM
A wealthy man decides he wants to get rid of his wife but doesn't want to lose half of everything in a divorce. He happens to know a guy who knows a guy in organized crime so a meeting is set up with "Artie," a hit man.

Artie tells the husband he can do the job for $5K, but he'll need a down payment.

"I never carry cash," the husband says. He looks in his billfold. "All I have is a single dollar."

"You look good for it," Artie says. "I'll take the dollar now and you can pay the rest later."

Soon thereafter, Artie follows the wife into a grocery store and strangles her in a back aisle. But Artie looks up and a stock clerk has just seen the murder. So he strangles the clerk, too. No witnesses.

But unbeknownst to Artie, a security camera caught the whole thing and Artie was behind bars the very next day. And the headline?

ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT GROCERY STORE

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16141 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 1:25:38 AM
Otto67: I've already explained, but you don't want to listen. The passage is Jesus' word, it's not an either/or thing. You've decided to interpret the passage with one track literal mindedness.

I'm betting, otto, that you are so obtuse that you even believe that when someone says, "When a pig flies", you literally have to see a pig with wings for it to happen.

davy: I didn't want to get into this discussion, honestly, but lostinkorea started spouting Deuteronomy, then otto chimed in.

All I wanted to do is spread Christmas greetings, but nooooooo, that can't be tolerated by either of them, they both had to incite an argument.

And, davy, now your joining in on it as well.

And I'll maintain that you like arguing enthymemes thinking that there is some lesson in those type of rhetorical questions. Actually, there is not. Trying to equate me with islamic terrorists is not only insulting, it's stupid as well.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 2837 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 11:44:43 PM
guess i should have posted this BEFORE xmas. anyway, have you ever been threatened with getting coal and wood in your stocking instead of gifts?

well, one year my older sister was actually given just coal and wood and no xmas presents at all. this happened 60 years ago and not a xmas goes by that i'm not whiningly reminded of this.

so, the moral of this post is: DON'T MAKE BAD XMAS MEMORIES FOR YOUR KIDS IF YOU CAN POSSIBLY HELP IT. it just makes their sibs suffer.

Happy, Happy, everyone.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 2837 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 11:40:02 PM
gerry, so glad to hear you husband got cured of cancer! i hope he is feeling well and things are going great for you both. many, many good wishes for the two of you.

liked reading all the posts, with the exception of the religious diatribes. why oh why do some christians feel so threatened by us atheists? by their own religious beliefs, the righeous believers will sit at the right hand of their god while the rest of us will languish in hell for all eternity. so why the fuss over us? i'm content in my own decisions and the consequences thereof....

oh well, happy holidays to all. my man and i worked xmas eve and xmas and will work new year's eve and new year's day so our holidays are postponed for a while. but i'm hoping for jewelry, or at least underwear and socks like i got when i was a kid!

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 10:50:44 PM
Yeah, we get it Crakrjak. What a delightful sentiment to human people on this holiday season. Every person on earth who's not Christian is going to be denied Heaven and instead burn in hellfire for all eternity. All those Muslims, atheists, agnostics, Jews, Hindus, Shintoists, Scientologists, Zoroastrians, Pagans, traditional Chinese Animists, Buddhists, and the various flavours of Christianity which are not your particular flavour of Christianity etc et f*cking cetera are all excluded from your Heaven and are going to the alternative, Hell.

We get it.

I maintain that if you, Crakrjak, were born in Iran instead of America, you'd be a mouth-breathing hardcore religious Muslim instead of a mouth-breathing Christian. More importantly, you'd be spouting the same God-inspired, gospel-quoting, bronze-age crap that you're doing now, but from a different standpoint.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 10:50:34 PM
This is backed up by John 14:6, Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."

Otto67
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 438 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 6:02:16 PM
CrakrJak:

The passage says the law would not change until Heaven and Earth had passed, either your arguement is wrong, or Jesus lied. You can't have it both ways.

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 3:28:56 PM
A nerf gun :) all my cousins (3 of them, all of us around 20) got one, and my aunt, we spent an hour ganging up on the oldest cousin (and only guy), breaking into his room as he was trying to call for back-up. Most epic christmas ever, would've only been better if we had more people lol.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16141 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 3:23:28 PM
Otto67: Jesus didn't lie, he was the word of God made flesh, he couldn't lie.

Understand that at that time there were groups of Jews ready to rebel against the Romans. They believed only violence would change things and that they could coerce Jesus to fight for them and kill all the Romans with a wave of his hand.

Jesus was God, he had the capability of killing every Roman and dethroning Herod at any moment, In fact this is what both the Romans and Herod feared, a violent revolution.

Violent revolution was not part of God's plan, Jesus was peaceful and non-violent, thus his plan worked in the end because instead of further dividing the world by violence, it began the joining together of many people's through peace and continues on even today.

So you see, the 'old world' has passed away, and Jesus said he was going to build us a new heaven, when he left. He didn't lie, he fulfilled the past, present and future of all mankind.

shiftyplus1
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 312 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 10:52:24 AM
Amen sister. Amen.

Otto67
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 438 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 10:05:23 AM
CrakrJak:

So basically he lied when he said the law would not change until heaven and earth had passed, but he did so for a REALLY good reason...what a load....

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16141 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 9:48:51 AM
[cont]

Another part of this is that God has always been a trinity. It started out as The Father, The Word, and The Holy Spirit. God's word is the law and the word was made flesh, in Jesus. John 1:14

When Jesus was born, the trinity became The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit. When he died he fulfilled the old law and brought a new covenant for mankind. Before Jesus there was no certainty for anyone to go to heaven, not even a scribe, pharisee, or even a high priest. The maze of Mosaic Law, was just too difficult. So, God simplified everything, because he loves us.

Jesus didn't say, "I'm changing the law when I die on Calvary" he had to be much more subtle and not reveal all of God's plan.

If you plan to propose to your girlfriend, do you blurt it out when you ask her out for dinner the day before ? No, you don't. You keep things a surprise until the time is right.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16141 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 9:28:05 AM
Steelgrid: First off, the meatless Friday thing is a catholic tradition, not a sin. Secondly, Jesus sacrificed himself willingly for us, not something God forced him to do. Thirdly, your trolls are the dumbest most obtuse of anyone here at IAB.

Otto67: Jesus knew what the plan was, he was the son of God. But he couldn't just go blurt that fact out before it was his time to do so, in front of the Sanhedrin in Jerusalem. That is why he spoke in parables a lot of the time, besides how well does saying, "Because I said so" work with your children when they are misbehaving ? It doesn't work well now does it ?

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 5975 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 8:33:43 AM
IAB isn't broken again, is it? Just wondering 'cuz I haven't seen any new posts for awhile.

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Monday, December 26, 2011 8:21:09 AM
i got a rock


sh*t, wrong holiday

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