 Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1067 Posts
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Thursday, December 22, 2011 10:12:15 PM
The most painful thing about this is that I can easily seeing this garbage becoming the most popular thing on the radio.
Thought: The FBI or whoever have you should create a pop star who is this terrible so that they can become rediculously famous. Then insert their famous subliminal messages, but instead of getting them to join the navy or hate gay people they should make these fans kill themselves. This would help prevent the rise of poo music to popularity and collectively make the world a better place for the rest of us. Thoughts? |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23996 Posts
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Thursday, December 22, 2011 2:02:15 PM
meh... |
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 Intaresting
Male, 18-29, Europe
812 Posts
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011 10:59:55 AM
End of days is near. |
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 Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
712 Posts
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011 9:27:45 AM
This needs to be in the ipods of everyone in the world. Now. |
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 AGit
Male, 30-39, Europe
641 Posts
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011 1:53:00 AM
Can't distinguish between this and any other crappy pop song flung around lately.
Bravo, Onion, bravo. |
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 RdDan
Male, 30-39, Europe
667 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 10:32:05 PM
I cant wait for the Stone Roses to record their new stuff and kick everyone else into touch.
The only problem is i've got a sneaking suspicion that the new material will only be average. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8751 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 9:23:58 PM
Kill it! Kill it with fire! |
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 Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3328 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 8:24:49 PM
~waving little squirrel glowsticks~
So where can I download it? |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 7:29:23 PM
Kill me. NOW. |
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 I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
2432 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 6:08:18 PM
so... she takes it in the booty? |
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 Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 5:03:06 PM
Yeah evan - it's not even a parody. |
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 PhotoKing
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
523 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 4:58:47 PM
so like, the music industry wants sopa - to keep us from pirating freaks like her? and they wonder why no one buys music anymore. i think she took acting lessons from eric cartman from that maury show episode. |
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 evanbartlett
Male, 30-39, Western US
547 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 4:21:10 PM
ONN could honestly release that single. Seriously. |
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 mcssls
Male, 40-49, Western US
377 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 4:01:12 PM
if any of these people, ONN or the pop stars their satirizing were dead today, would anyone notice? |
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 Hat-Trick
Male, 18-29, Southern US
128 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:36:51 PM
And so it was that The Onion News Network, in an attempt to satirize the vapid emptiness of the music industry, created a #1 pop music single... |
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 xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
4798 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 2:18:35 PM
@Discobiscuit, your hairstyle is a crime against humanity. |
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 Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
1283 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 2:11:47 PM
This is hilarious, all too true, and incredibly sad at the same time.. I hope they made the whole song and not just that clip. It will probably become the next big single.. :'( |
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 Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
1392 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 1:44:55 PM
1:53 green sea monster penis creatures shooting ...stuff. Also, catchy tune...admittedly. :( |
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 Discobiscuit
Male, 18-29, Western US
543 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 1:40:17 PM
But Katy Perry is arousing |
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 Sathon
Male, 18-29, Canada
247 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 1:16:00 PM
Is it bad that I started rocking out to Booty Wave? |
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 Rick_S
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
2860 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 1:14:57 PM
I'm on my knees calling the actress "Mommy." |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10249 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 1:02:17 PM
Really though all these pop whore showing your tits you're doing it wrong!!! |
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 burbclaver
Male, 50-59, Western US
859 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 12:52:57 PM
Oh no. Someone is going to to sign this woman and release this as a single and nobody will even see the irony of it! |
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 faustsshadow
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
350 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 12:52:24 PM
Never has the Onion had such a horrifyingly high level of verisimilitude. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25658 Posts
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011 12:42:02 PM
Bootie Wave.... bu-bu-bu-boootie wave!
catchy tune |
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