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This Chick Married A Truck And Is Happy [Pic]

Hits: 14191 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: kim...
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Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12564 Posts
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 9:20:55 PM
"how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?" Maybe it drove over the licence, putting it's prints on the dotted line.

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 12:15:07 PM
@Steelgrid, thanks

akabane
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1051 Posts
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:36:32 AM
how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?

Muncherific1
Female, 30-39, Canada
 66 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 6:26:20 PM
I guess they would have to adopt, unless they want all their kids to be hybrids... Now, is she going to have her adoptive kids call the truck "daddy"?

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11623 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 5:57:56 PM
So...when she dies, the truck will automatically inherit...err...how does this make any sense?

I don't care if she loves her truck and enjoys masturbating with it in some way. No harm done, no problem. I just don't see what marriage has to do with it. Marriage has a lot of legal aspects to it, none of which can apply to an inanimate object.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 3:32:46 PM
"I find objectum sexuality infinitely interesting. Sh*t, I'd marry my vibrator if I could... lord knows it's the best sex I've ever had."

You must be really looking foward to a happy future if sex is all you would marry for. I say that based on your logic of marrying a vibrator and why.

Im going to bring back some old verses from some sad little boys...

Here it goes...

Preparing....

Ungh damnit!!!! Where the Love!!!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26157 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 3:28:06 PM
I KNOW @PhotoKing! Why can't I marry 2 women? It's unjust!

PhotoKing
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 523 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 2:52:54 PM
so, you can marry a truck. but two men or two woman - they can't marry?

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 1:47:53 PM
I find objectum sexuality infinitely interesting. Sh*t, I'd marry my vibrator if I could... lord knows it's the best sex I've ever had.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 1:32:19 PM
"What has the world come to?"

Discrimination against a people that has feelings (Gays) and a blind eye to inanimate objects.(This chick and her truck, the dude that married a pillow, ect ect).

i-am-evil
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 500 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 1:26:20 PM
What has the world come to?

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 12:59:18 PM
"The article says she's considering adopting. Can't imagine that will go over real well with the adoption agencies. Unless, of course, she's going to adopt a blender."

I think its time for the state to intervene. We dont allow retards to marry piles of crap, so the simple thought of adopting a child like this is a real marriage should be considered a symptom of decreased mental capacity.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14740 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 12:19:14 PM
1) Disconnect 1 spark plug wire,
2) Start truck,
3) Sit on stick shift,
4) Press gas pedal with stick.

SKINNERNSC
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 359 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 12:14:51 PM
it's a hemi?

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 11:30:33 AM
...and gay people can't marry? Ha!

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:54:30 AM
Well, I'm glad she's happy. I just feel like it would be so awfully unfulfilling to be in to be in love with an inanimate object--you can't have any interactions with them because they're INANIMATE.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:53:10 AM
The article says she's considering adopting. Can't imagine that will go over real well with the adoption agencies. Unless, of course, she's going to adopt a blender.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26157 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:51:54 AM
"...and our sex life is amazing."

I talked to the truck, he says it's "meh"

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:50:57 AM
@Steelgrid: Yes, I saw you'd read it. I just thought I'd post the link to make it easy for others.

@Peabody: You make an interesting point. But I'd argue that trucks must be considered fully adult once they roll off the assembly line. I guess. ~scratches head~

RuralNinja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 521 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:46:58 AM
"The truck is only 5 years old, it is not old enough to give consent."

Maybe trucks age in dog years or something. That, or she's forcing a underage object into being a sex slave.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:46:56 AM
"The truck is only 5 years old, it is not old enough to give consent."

So this bitch is a Muslim rapist pedophile? Hey look, someone resurrected Mohammed!!!

iLove
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 638 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:46:47 AM
Meh, this is nothing new.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:46:09 AM
Beat ya to it Squrlz....4 posts from the bottom.

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:44:47 AM
"I just thought of something, does the truck consent? Did the truck say I do?"

The truck is only 5 years old, it is not old enough to give consent.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 10:39:03 AM
Full article here.

Make sure you don't miss the part where she says she orgasmed while driving the truck home from the showroom. :)

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