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The Best Science Pick-Up Lines

Hits: 11246 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: gary8162
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LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Monday, December 19, 2011 2:28:13 PM
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Yeah. I love bill. Except that he bothered to do that interview for FN a while back... but whatever.

ShadowVamp
Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:05:56 PM
My favorite science line: You can be DNA and I'll be helicase and tonight I'll unzip your genes.

And almightybob: I had never heard the second one. That is awesome.

Sock1122
Male, 18-29, Europe
 274 Posts
Sunday, December 18, 2011 1:01:13 PM
well that was poo...

almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Sunday, December 18, 2011 9:19:25 AM
My personal favourite science chatup line:
I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.


Close second:
How would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

chance13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 221 Posts
Sunday, December 18, 2011 6:12:34 AM
as mediocre as it was the last time it was posted here.

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 7:29:04 PM
Newton did it right.

PacoP42
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1081 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 6:52:21 PM
where's sagan

Monks83
Female, 18-29, Canada
 16 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 5:38:31 PM
Sheldon doesn't need pick up lines. Women come to him. Besides, he's taken.


lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3420 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 3:50:45 PM
That was bloody awful. I can literally think of 100 better nerdy pick up lines. Nerdy chat up lines are brilliant though, when I was a geology student I genuinely picked up this hot girl who was doing physics (yes they exist) by saying "I know how to make the bedrock".

PhotoKing
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 523 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 3:31:52 PM
i like the eyes bit, rest, pretty dumb

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26600 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:18:08 PM
Meh, kinda funny, but could have been more. Newton was pretty good! That dude WAS crazy in real life, eh?

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 11:41:24 AM
Not getting the Bill Nye reference. Anyone?

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2492 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 10:44:26 AM
haha no fatties

ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
 5329 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 10:40:28 AM
not funny

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 10:34:44 AM
That was pretty awful.

M_Archer
Male, 18-29, Canada
 529 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 10:16:42 AM
I only laughed at Newton the date-rapist.

AtheistAlien
Male, 30-39, Western US
 809 Posts
Saturday, December 17, 2011 10:16:07 AM
Wow, that was stupid. Can I get that 1:38 of my life back please.

gary8162
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 821 Posts
Monday, December 12, 2011 4:59:23 PM
Link: The Best Science Pick-Up Lines [Rate Link] - Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, and Howard...take note.


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