 sixfootbunny
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1 Posts
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011 4:10:24 PM
Dude giraffes kick, true story |
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 cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
2798 Posts
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Saturday, December 10, 2011 6:24:04 PM
always keep rolling. even if your friend is getting whipped by a giraffe |
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rockinclimb
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
73 Posts
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Saturday, December 10, 2011 4:13:12 PM
People: "How majestic!"
Giraffe: "EY! F**K OFF!" |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8712 Posts
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Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:58:30 AM
Better than being a pussy, pussies. |
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 BostonKaiser
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1072 Posts
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Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:26:26 AM
That was awesome.
Giraffe: 1
Stupid humans: 0 |
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 icklevamp
Female, 18-29, Europe
343 Posts
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Saturday, December 10, 2011 6:50:51 AM
They went right up to a massive wild animal and somehow got hurt? Wow, did not see that coming. |
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 PierreJeanFR
Male, 40-49, Europe
1336 Posts
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Saturday, December 10, 2011 6:27:44 AM
jtrebowski: Yep, Old pigs can be dicks too. |
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 jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3057 Posts
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Saturday, December 10, 2011 5:53:28 AM
@OldOllie: You're a dick too. |
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OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8712 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 11:18:58 PM
At that point, I just shoot the damned thing. |
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 shiftyplus1
Male, 18-29, Southern US
312 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 11:01:15 PM
It's called a respectful distance. Keep one. |
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 kerryfairy82
Female, 18-29, Europe
844 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 1:20:52 PM
Yep, giraffe kicks hurt. Lesson learnt. |
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onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
1242 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 12:37:43 PM
Yep, bitch slapped. |
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 Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2695 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 12:35:03 PM
When an animal is three times your size it's generally not a good idea to approach said animal. |
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 Isobel
Female, 18-29, Europe
248 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 12:14:07 PM
Here, have a Darwin Award. |
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jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
2249 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 11:50:24 AM
I lived in Kenya for years and been on more guided and self-guided safaris than I can remember and NEVER have I gotten that close to a giraffe or let anyone with me approach one. These are dangerous animals that have VERY bad tempers. |
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 Trillian42
Female, 18-29, Southern US
341 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 11:05:11 AM
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
14374 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 11:04:35 AM
Giraffes have been known to kill lions with a single kick, just because some animal is an herbivore doesn't mean it isn't dangerous. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25558 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 10:50:07 AM
Nonchalant walk over and KICK!
the giraffe equivelant of a sucker punch |
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 ggolbez
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1814 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 10:44:06 AM
People seem to forget wild animals are wild. Just because they look majestic/cuddly/tame does not make them so. The wild, especially Africa, is one of the most dangerous places in the world with wild life. Giraffe's gonna kick your ass.
Don't get me started on hippos. If I had to choose between being stuck in a cage with a hippo or a lion, I'd choose the lion. |
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 RuralNinja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
521 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 10:33:52 AM
Thats what happens when piss off a giraffe. It non-nonchalantly walks over and then tries to kick your skull off. |
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 Apexs
Male, 30-39, Western US
265 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 10:33:05 AM
I think i poo'ed myself after seeing this - that giraffe is a bad ass |
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 lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
891 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 10:30:51 AM
If the giraffe moved faster, he could have taken them all down |
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 pmarren
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
3379 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 10:14:32 AM
Too bad the giraffe didn't kill them all. |
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 burbclaver
Male, 50-59, Western US
859 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 10:05:17 AM
Mess with a wild animal and at some point you are going to find out why they are called wild. |
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 Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
1280 Posts
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Friday, December 09, 2011 9:58:53 AM
A giraffe's kick has been known to decapitate a lion.. glad i'm not that guy :S.. |
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