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This Giraffe Is A Dick

Hits: 11140 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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sixfootbunny
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1 Posts
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 4:10:24 PM
Dude giraffes kick, true story

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Saturday, December 10, 2011 6:24:04 PM
always keep rolling. even if your friend is getting whipped by a giraffe

rockinclimb
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 80 Posts
Saturday, December 10, 2011 4:13:12 PM
People: "How majestic!"
Giraffe: "EY! F**K OFF!"

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13961 Posts
Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:58:30 AM
Better than being a pussy, pussies.

BostonKaiser
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1163 Posts
Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:26:26 AM
That was awesome.

Giraffe: 1
Stupid humans: 0

icklevamp
Female, 18-29, Europe
 366 Posts
Saturday, December 10, 2011 6:50:51 AM
They went right up to a massive wild animal and somehow got hurt? Wow, did not see that coming.

PierreJeanFR
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1337 Posts
Saturday, December 10, 2011 6:27:44 AM
jtrebowski: Yep, Old pigs can be dicks too.

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Saturday, December 10, 2011 5:53:28 AM
@OldOllie: You're a dick too.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13961 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 11:18:58 PM
At that point, I just shoot the damned thing.

shiftyplus1
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 312 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 11:01:15 PM
It's called a respectful distance. Keep one.

kerryfairy82
Female, 18-29, Europe
 844 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 1:20:52 PM
Yep, giraffe kicks hurt. Lesson learnt.

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2110 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 12:37:43 PM
Yep, bitch slapped.

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 12:35:03 PM
When an animal is three times your size it's generally not a good idea to approach said animal.

Isobel
Female, 18-29, Europe
 248 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 12:14:07 PM
Here, have a Darwin Award.

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2345 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 11:50:24 AM
I lived in Kenya for years and been on more guided and self-guided safaris than I can remember and NEVER have I gotten that close to a giraffe or let anyone with me approach one. These are dangerous animals that have VERY bad tempers.

Trillian42
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 341 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 11:05:11 AM

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16961 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 11:04:35 AM
Giraffes have been known to kill lions with a single kick, just because some animal is an herbivore doesn't mean it isn't dangerous.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 10:50:07 AM

Nonchalant walk over and KICK!
the giraffe equivelant of a sucker punch

ggolbez
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1945 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 10:44:06 AM
People seem to forget wild animals are wild. Just because they look majestic/cuddly/tame does not make them so. The wild, especially Africa, is one of the most dangerous places in the world with wild life. Giraffe's gonna kick your ass.

Don't get me started on hippos. If I had to choose between being stuck in a cage with a hippo or a lion, I'd choose the lion.

RuralNinja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 521 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 10:33:52 AM
Thats what happens when piss off a giraffe. It non-nonchalantly walks over and then tries to kick your skull off.

Apexs
Male, 30-39, Western US
 348 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 10:33:05 AM
I think i poo'ed myself after seeing this - that giraffe is a bad ass

lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1047 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 10:30:51 AM
If the giraffe moved faster, he could have taken them all down

pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4297 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 10:14:32 AM
Too bad the giraffe didn't kill them all.

burbclaver
Male, 50-59, Western US
 859 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 10:05:17 AM
Mess with a wild animal and at some point you are going to find out why they are called wild.

Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1463 Posts
Friday, December 09, 2011 9:58:53 AM
A giraffe's kick has been known to decapitate a lion.. glad i'm not that guy :S..

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