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Teddy Bear The Talking Porcupine Gets A Pumpkin

Hits: 9348 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11721 Posts
Thursday, December 08, 2011 11:17:59 PM
Actually, I think Teddy is kind of a jerk. If he snapped at me that way, I'd clock him.

DasUberPoop
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 209 Posts
Thursday, December 08, 2011 3:36:00 PM
Right at the end after she says "Good pumpkin?" it sounds like he says "YEAH, good pumpkin." sort of under his breath. I am a reasonable human with all my faculties, so I know he DOESN'T actually say that...it just sounds like it.

alpensepp
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 1255 Posts
Thursday, December 08, 2011 1:48:52 PM
his snout looks like its incredibly soft. i want to touch it.

greyfoxfeet
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 4 Posts
Thursday, December 08, 2011 9:19:33 AM
I have always found it one of the cruelest ironies of nature that porcupines are friendly.

thubanstar
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 800 Posts
Thursday, December 08, 2011 4:25:28 AM
I think he said F-u at some point... I had no idea porcupines had this much personality!

pigsnout5
Female, 18-29, Western US
 548 Posts
Thursday, December 08, 2011 3:27:25 AM
i'm still waiting for him to say "mine". all i hear are weird noises.

pip_pip666
Female, 18-29, Europe
 91 Posts
Thursday, December 08, 2011 3:08:13 AM
Cute, I liked the little munchy noises. Needs to learn to share though.

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Thursday, December 08, 2011 2:21:51 AM
Teddy is an assh*le

sourkraut
Male, 40-49, Australia
 345 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 11:20:07 PM
Additional: Having now watched Teddy eat corn (with subtitles!?!) I hope he sneaks up on that bint of a narrator while -she's- enjoing a quiet moment of happiness and enviscerates her with those claws of his... Just sayin'...

sourkraut
Male, 40-49, Australia
 345 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 10:51:45 PM
I've just spent two and half minutes watching a porcupine having lunch...
Then I watched it again to see if it really sounded like it said 'Mine!' (It did)...

I really need to get out more. *sigh*

xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2552 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 10:30:38 PM
What's that poo on his teeth?

Cute but will gnaw your fingertips off if you come any closer to his pumpkin.

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 853 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:59:58 PM
Once again proving that although porcupines are kinda cute, there are also kinda dickish.

Barnk
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 465 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:30:44 PM
(Porcupines are solitary creatures.)

Barnk
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 465 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:29:48 PM
At first I thought it was cute, but then, when I realized it was saying, "Leave me the fook alone -- I'm eating, for Chrissakes!," it became kinda sad.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 10225 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 7:19:33 PM
"At 1:20 he says "mine" just as clear as can be! "

I heard that too.

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 6:56:26 PM
In spite of the "awww" vids, they are a wild animal, not a domesticated pet. Check out the claws, and if you have a yard w/trees and shelterbelt and one of these guys moves in, either it goes, or your trees are toast (strip the bark off to eat).

InvaderTiger
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 55 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 5:39:42 PM
To discourage you from hugging them even more, they smell like someone's sweaty armpit. At least the one that I met did.

KAKABAKA
Male, 30-39, Western US
 403 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 4:35:16 PM
I didn't know they made noises like that! how horrible for some thing to sound so cute and you can't even hug it.(without armor of course.)Aww of the day because its cute and can fu*k you up at the same time.

Naitsirhc88
Male, 18-29, Western US
 361 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 4:09:55 PM
Sounds like a freakin Ewok.

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 4:00:19 PM
Teddy likes the 'Excrement' out of that pumpkin. My daughter loves the way he 'TALKS'. I'd like to smack the S HIT out of him,but I think It would hurt me more than him.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21889 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 3:47:00 PM
At 1:20 he says "mine" just as clear as can be!
He's really cute! Even if he talks like Gollum...

crystalskyz
Female, 30-39, Western US
 357 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 2:16:58 PM
Nom nom nom....mine!

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10534 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 2:00:47 PM
Oddly, I'd still got porcupines in my head as being about the same size as the hedgehogs we get here, i.e. about hand-sized.

tleking536
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 71 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 1:39:18 PM
@Gerry I used to hunt coon and there were a lot of late nights picking quills out of dog snouts. LOL

evanbartlett
Male, 30-39, Western US
 555 Posts
Wednesday, December 07, 2011 11:53:36 AM
Poor Teddy...the corn one was cute, but in this one all I could think was that she should let him eat his pumpkin in peace.

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