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Here Doesn't Come Santa Claus!

Hits: 11347 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: kitteh9lives
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PhotoKing
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 523 Posts
Sunday, December 04, 2011 5:47:48 PM
with all that grace and magic that is santa.

poor guy, love the nike. it's kind of funny how no one tried to help the guy but to instead distract the kids.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10317 Posts
Saturday, December 03, 2011 4:01:19 PM
uht bolle54

Das computermachine ist nicht designen fuer typen mit das facensmaschin. Amerikan noel ist fonded on die liturgicischen festin of Krist ein 364 CE. Now halten en sprachen sie gibberisch und lernt to sprachen sie guht Englisch!

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3426 Posts
Saturday, December 03, 2011 2:37:09 PM
a few years before i moved to this tiny little town, one of the local merchants hung a life-size santa from a hangman's noose over the front door of his establishment. the townspeople made him take it down.

i, for one, would have LOVED to see something like that.

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Saturday, December 03, 2011 1:35:48 AM
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Rappelling down a rope!
Loud mouthed bitch
on the microphone
is talking like a dope!
Fat man's swinging,
Children singing,
The beard is snarled up and white.
Hang your heads
And say your prayers
'Cause Santa got tangled up tight.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3733 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 11:02:52 PM
Wow, I'm sure there's at least 1 scissor lift in that mall somewhere... "Hey Satan Clause, hang out there for a minute while I go get the scissor lift..."

angelo0317
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 335 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 11:04:17 AM
HO HO HO? More like HA HA HA


pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4423 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 10:36:13 AM
bolle54,

Step 1) Stop typing with your face.

RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2698 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 9:25:28 AM
You sir, are fired.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13542 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 8:01:31 AM
@bolle54

WTF are you whining about??

blckhawk1234
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 521 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 6:56:22 AM
@blk954

I hope you don't reproduce.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10317 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 6:34:22 AM
@Gerry

I'm workin on it but thanks for the input :P

blk954
Male, 30-39, Western US
 177 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 6:30:02 AM
Forget Santa - someone needs to slap that big mouthed bitch on the microphone. What an annoying whore.

TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2565 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 5:59:22 AM
Total. Epic. Fail.

bolle54
Male, 18-29, Europe
 68 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:29:38 PM
nice sante klaus is from us in europe its calles "sinter klaas" and coms on 6 december but no usa makes its there product.

MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1428 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:10 PM
"Haha, Santa is bald!"

Yeah, why'd you think he's wearing a wig?

msieg007
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2171 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 10:11:07 PM
Again, Claus is Santa. Clause is a pooty Tim Allen movie. Did no one else notice the first time around?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26318 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 8:41:19 PM
Poor kids who had to witness this!
A fail of epic proportions.
And he never once said "HO HO HO" to boot!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 8:27:42 PM

@ Cajun - I hope you can sing well 'cause your song writing skills suck.

GasMaskKid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 694 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:22:52 PM
i started laughing when she told the kids to sing

NILE12
Male, 18-29, Europe
 157 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 5:19:59 PM
like a man

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10317 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 5:11:41 PM
You better watch out!
You better not scream!
You better not stay, I'm tellin you why!
Santa Flaws is comin, to the mall!

His breath doth reek of rum!
He's hopped up on cocaine!
He's head is in the worst place ever so staw away for goodness sake!

Ruffiana
Male, 30-39, Western US
 508 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:17:45 PM
Cut the damn line! He's fat...he'll bounce!

Jayno
Male, 18-29, Canada
 170 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 3:47:13 PM
Beards, capes... bad ideas

kissmybim
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 440 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 3:34:54 PM
Ho Ho. fail!

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Thursday, December 01, 2011 3:34:37 PM
I was expecting to see him drop, but that would have been traumatizing for the kids. Sorry kiddies, no presents this year....Santa is dead.

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