 PhotoKing
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 523 Posts
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Sunday, December 04, 2011 5:47:48 PM
with all that grace and magic that is santa.
poor guy, love the nike. it's kind of funny how no one tried to help the guy but to instead distract the kids. |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Saturday, December 03, 2011 4:01:19 PM
uht bolle54
Das computermachine ist nicht designen fuer typen mit das facensmaschin. Amerikan noel ist fonded on die liturgicischen festin of Krist ein 364 CE. Now halten en sprachen sie gibberisch und lernt to sprachen sie guht Englisch! |
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2140 Posts
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Saturday, December 03, 2011 2:37:09 PM
a few years before i moved to this tiny little town, one of the local merchants hung a life-size santa from a hangman's noose over the front door of his establishment. the townspeople made him take it down.
i, for one, would have LOVED to see something like that. |
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 duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
5220 Posts
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Saturday, December 03, 2011 1:35:48 AM
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Rappelling down a rope!
Loud mouthed bitch
on the microphone
is talking like a dope!
Fat man's swinging,
Children singing,
The beard is snarled up and white.
Hang your heads
And say your prayers
'Cause Santa got tangled up tight. |
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 whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2259 Posts
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Friday, December 02, 2011 11:02:52 PM
Wow, I'm sure there's at least 1 scissor lift in that mall somewhere... "Hey Satan Clause, hang out there for a minute while I go get the scissor lift..." |
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 angelo0317
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
335 Posts
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Friday, December 02, 2011 11:04:17 AM
HO HO HO? More like HA HA HA
 |
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 pmarren
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
3385 Posts
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Friday, December 02, 2011 10:36:13 AM
bolle54,
Step 1) Stop typing with your face. |
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 RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2698 Posts
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Friday, December 02, 2011 9:25:28 AM
You sir, are fired. |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10235 Posts
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Friday, December 02, 2011 8:01:31 AM
@bolle54
WTF are you whining about?? |
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 blckhawk1234
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
521 Posts
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Friday, December 02, 2011 6:56:22 AM
@blk954
I hope you don't reproduce. |
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Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Friday, December 02, 2011 6:34:22 AM
@Gerry
I'm workin on it but thanks for the input :P |
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 blk954
Male, 30-39, Western US
176 Posts
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Friday, December 02, 2011 6:30:02 AM
Forget Santa - someone needs to slap that big mouthed bitch on the microphone. What an annoying whore. |
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 TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
2174 Posts
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Friday, December 02, 2011 5:59:22 AM
Total. Epic. Fail. |
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 bolle54
Male, 18-29, Europe
61 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:29:38 PM
nice sante klaus is from us in europe its calles "sinter klaas" and coms on 6 december but no usa makes its there product. |
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 MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
1079 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:10 PM
"Haha, Santa is bald!"
Yeah, why'd you think he's wearing a wig? |
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 msieg007
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2171 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 10:11:07 PM
Again, Claus is Santa. Clause is a pooty Tim Allen movie. Did no one else notice the first time around? |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16960 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 8:41:19 PM
Poor kids who had to witness this!
A fail of epic proportions.
And he never once said "HO HO HO" to boot! |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25640 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 8:27:42 PM
@ Cajun - I hope you can sing well 'cause your song writing skills suck. |
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 GasMaskKid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
694 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:22:52 PM
i started laughing when she told the kids to sing |
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NILE12
Male, 18-29, Europe
157 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 5:19:59 PM
like a man |
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Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 5:11:41 PM
You better watch out!
You better not scream!
You better not stay, I'm tellin you why!
Santa Flaws is comin, to the mall!
His breath doth reek of rum!
He's hopped up on cocaine!
He's head is in the worst place ever so staw away for goodness sake! |
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 Ruffiana
Male, 30-39, Western US
508 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:17:45 PM
Cut the damn line! He's fat...he'll bounce! |
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 Jayno
Male, 18-29, Canada
170 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 3:47:13 PM
Beards, capes... bad ideas |
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 kissmybim
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
440 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 3:34:54 PM
Ho Ho. fail! |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 3:34:37 PM
I was expecting to see him drop, but that would have been traumatizing for the kids. Sorry kiddies, no presents this year....Santa is dead. |
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