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Maury: The Homie Hopper (2008)

Hits: 12182 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Weird | Added by: carlsagan
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Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Friday, December 02, 2011 10:15:34 PM
I'll give them all babies, I don't even care anymore, drat it. I'll do it if it gets me on Maury.

bex753
Male, 40-49, Western US
 201 Posts
Monday, November 28, 2011 6:11:30 AM
somebody needs her tubes tying

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Sunday, November 27, 2011 7:45:57 PM
CrakrJak, you're at least 40 and live in the midwest. You do not live "in the hood." It's paranoid ultra-conservatives like you who think everyone on welfare is just a lazy idiot taking advantage of your precious generosity. You seriously think girls like her are commmon? You seriously think the government would even let her raise that kid? She's barely cut the umbilical cord before CPS takes the baby away.

bananamansam
Male, 18-29, Western US
 47 Posts
Sunday, November 27, 2011 9:17:06 AM
I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1463 Posts
Sunday, November 27, 2011 5:40:44 AM
The phrase "circling the drain" comes to mind..

MCMXCIII
Male, 18-29, Asia
 354 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 9:47:05 PM
Like I can lose anymore hope in humanity than now.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 13574 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 9:42:30 PM
I hope her kid turns out just like her.

minigeko
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 150 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 8:42:14 PM
robosnitz

teen mom, the lady on tv with 20 kids. etc.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 4:49:26 PM
Dumb skanks. They just want everyone to give them free stuff and attention. These are the type of bitches who are so impatient they'll shake their baby or whatever just to try and speed things up.

snakecharmer
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 321 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 1:17:33 PM
Send her my way, I'll do the deed. (knock her out and have her sterilized)

FeelTheRide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 521 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 12:00:44 PM
@ Nubblins...she won't wash the dishes...her mom will!

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 9:06:23 AM
If she can't wash a dish, she'll never have a kid.
My little peanut is 4 weeks old and there are always bottles and pump parts to be washed. D: It's never ending!

snuffy2009
Male, 18-29, Australia
 228 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 8:30:25 AM
hahaha jonny FTW

skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 8:15:18 AM
i wouldnt think it could be so hard to get pregnant :\

carlsagan
Male, 18-29, Western US
 120 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 8:15:06 AM
I blame irresponsible parents, if I was a woman and that was my daughter she would get knocked hard in the face and whooped on her ass with a belt.

JonnyWisco
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 29 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 7:50:10 AM
I blame rap music

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 6:30:20 AM
Where does this mentality come from?

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11895 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 6:14:20 AM
I have no doubt that she'll grow up and do what needs to be done when the baby comes. Her mother did like many other mothers do every year.

Unfortunately, during the accelerated process of growing up, she'll realise she's nixed her life prospects into the bargain.

nayrbarr
Male, 18-29, Europe
 365 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 3:49:03 AM
Ignoring everything else wrong with this, it doesn't take 20 guys to get pregnant. Learn how ovulation works.

jeepjones
Male, 30-39, Canada
 555 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 2:22:21 AM
She's a top candidate for a bright future in the Porn Industry.

Discobiscuit
Male, 18-29, Western US
 543 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 1:59:27 AM
This effing show.. "Okay, stand in front of the camera for awhile, and roll your eyes every five seconds. Nice."
Just to rile people up.

TokioKoos
Female, 18-29, Europe
 415 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 12:58:40 AM
And if I talked to my mother like that when I was her age (or even now as an adult), I'd get slapped by her AND my dad.

TokioKoos
Female, 18-29, Europe
 415 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 12:57:56 AM
It would have been cool if Maury had announced at the end that she had AIDS or something, from sleeping with so many guys. For all of you going that you'd sleep with her, remember that she wants a baby: she's having unprotected sex with EVERYONE.

kimkio
Female, 18-29, Europe
 967 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 12:33:37 AM
i bet a lot of guys are thinking "oh yeah, i can give her a baby if she wants *grins*" she's teen, stupid and wants men to **m inside.
it's not hard to guess that she has found a huge pile of volunteers after this show

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16909 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 12:03:51 AM
This is just the tip of the iceberg, the welfare state has caused this to be the new 'normal'. This is only shocking to people that have never lived 'in the hood', because 'the hoods' are filled with girls just like this that believe this behavior is cool.

She needs a crash course with one of those robot babies waking her up every hour or two and all the other life complications that come with it, she would change her mind within a week.

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