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What Kind Of Church Is Oral Roberts Running? [Pic]

Hits: 11285 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15091 Posts
Friday, November 25, 2011 9:58:45 PM
Oral Roberts died in 2009. I think his twin brother Anal is running things now.

TheiaRenown
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 425 Posts
Friday, November 25, 2011 4:54:27 PM
...I...I need an adult.

Thedaringeel
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 13 Posts
Friday, November 25, 2011 12:25:31 AM
Told ya those Okies were weird...

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26642 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 9:04:44 PM
vv @bacon_pie, that is, indeed, how MC 900 Foot Jesus got their name.

All those guys (and gals) are fakes. I truely wish God was more like Zues in the lightning-bolt department.

diylobotomy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1828 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 8:03:37 PM
I'm so happy this is from Oklahoma. I was starting to think we were becoming... normal. Ew.

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 7:43:47 PM
@gerry i wonder if that is how MC 900ft Jesus came about?

mcboozerilla
Male, 30-39, Europe
 649 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 5:34:05 PM
Mmmmmm... the glory spout.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 5:29:56 PM
Oral Roberts was either a lunatic or a thief who said...

1977 - Claimed to have seen a 900 foot Jesus.
1983 - Jesus visited Roberts in person.
1986 - God demanded $8 million in donations for his school or God would kill him.
1987 - God demanded another $8 million or God would "take him home" ie Kill him.
Fortunately he raised 9.1 million.
1987 - Oral Roberts closes the school, keeps the money.
1988 - Roberts stopped Scholarship program. Told students to pay back scholarships @ 18% interest.

source On Doctrine

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26642 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 4:24:58 PM
All those old-time big-ticket "preachers" were outright frauds.
Also, all the NEW-time big-ticket preachers are outright frauds.

God does NOT need your money!!!

SCfan
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 1943 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 4:23:48 PM
According to Oral Roberts, God operates like a crime boss. Remember God told Oral to come up with $8mm or He would kill him.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10349 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 2:38:24 PM
@Stand4Christ

You've just demonstrated how hyperzealous you Jesus freaks are.

I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2432 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 2:24:23 PM
@Stand4Christ
I guess he was a "great voice" because of his intolerance towards gays, even those in his own family?

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2171 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 1:18:35 PM
@Stand4 I am shocked as to your blindness. There are lots of great preachers and ministers and or isn't one of them. I suppose you thought jim jones was "right on" too.

defiythelie
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 232 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 12:49:57 PM
@Stand4Christ

Oral was a straight up fraud and con artist.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 12:45:26 PM

@ Buiadh - Yes, you are right. Now if you would like to get on your knees and
receive the special blessing...

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 12:11:09 PM
Oral Roberts was a con man.

Stand4Christ
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 35 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 11:34:35 AM
She is getting prayed for and praying her self, the pic was just taken at the exact right moment. And Oral Roberts, while he had his flaws, was a great minister who gave of himself greatly and raised up young ministers from nothing and asked for nothing in return from them. He passed away a few years ago, and "Jesus Freaks" like myself lost a great voice that day and a great example of how to live out what you preach, despite the rumors you hear.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 11:30:31 AM

Only one thing gives you that pearly smile.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 11:29:19 AM
Church of Gerry?

Isobel
Female, 18-29, Europe
 248 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 11:17:25 AM
...
EWWWW!
:P

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 9:50:13 AM
Link: What Kind Of Church Is Oral Roberts Running? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Oral... heh.


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