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Just Put The F*cking Turkey In The Oven

Hits: 5114 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Female, 40-49, Western US
 74 Posts
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 10:58:16 PM
Sooo...the secret to a well-baked turkey is well-baked guests?

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 523 Posts
Friday, November 25, 2011 7:54:37 PM
martha stewart, the later years.

turkey has flavor, even plain turkey has flavor. it tastes like chicken. no really it tastes like turkey. that other person must be tasting it wrong or something.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 803 Posts
Friday, November 25, 2011 1:16:07 AM
My aunt somehow never fails with turkey. She puts them (we have two, it's a big family) on the giant grill in disposable tin pans. She actually does cut the legs off after they take them off and put them back in, because who wants raw turkey? Seriously, I don't think I've ever had juicier turkey than at her house.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 156 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 4:04:51 PM
Deep fried turkey is okay. Otherwise, yeah; it blows dick.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 501 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 1:22:41 PM
that was awesome!!

Female, 18-29, Canada
 1569 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 12:07:36 PM
My Drunk Kitchen chick in 40 years.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 1247 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 11:53:21 AM
Horsesh*t - I can make even a cheap supermarket bird juicy, tender and delectable. This broad is some kind of amateur.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 11:44:47 AM
Turkey is a very poor meat. Slather it with cranberry and you'll find it palatable.

Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 9:25:43 AM
how could you compare turkey to cardboard?

Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2147 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 9:03:24 AM
"40 years as a culinary professional"- I'm not sure that being the lunchroom lady really counts.

Male, 50-59, Western US
 34237 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 8:20:24 AM

She starts by saying turkey is cardboard and never tastes good.
Obviously a lunatic. Turkey is deliscious!
I don't think I'll listen to her advice.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 357 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 8:17:27 AM
Her short advice: Get your friends drunk so they dont notice the turkey is not perfect!

Female, 50-59, Europe
 6845 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 8:15:54 AM
Sensible advice, but if you ensure your turkey is ethically raised, free range and organic it may actually taste rather nice. She missed out bread sauce.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 2551 Posts
Wednesday, November 23, 2011 8:55:53 PM
Link: Just Put The F*cking Turkey In The Oven [Rate Link] - Mary Risley of San Francisco's 'Food Runners' shows you how to roast a turkey and prepare the gravy in her own style!

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