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Drunk Man Jumps Fence To Play With Zoo Monkeys

Hits: 7399 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: 5Cats
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grapehead
Male, 18-29, Western US
 409 Posts
Monday, November 28, 2011 11:52:41 AM
monkey attack

PhotoKing
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 523 Posts
Saturday, November 26, 2011 7:51:20 PM
i wanna see the gator pit.

this guy is lucky he kept his eyes.

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3379 Posts
Friday, November 25, 2011 6:39:49 PM
Leave him there.

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5745 Posts
Friday, November 25, 2011 12:11:14 PM
That could be dangerous. If that guy were to fall into a monkey preserve area in Africa, for example, some will tear your junk off to emasculate you in front of the group. Monkeys be crazy.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, November 25, 2011 6:50:24 AM

Monkeys were like "There is no way we're letting
an illegal alien move into our neighborhood!"

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12724 Posts
Friday, November 25, 2011 6:29:57 AM
That's great teamwork. Did you see how one hung onto the other's limb/tail/huge black schlong to it could reach out further?

Sure beats flinging poo.

zeebeedee
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 557 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 9:17:00 PM
lol

lawndartsftw
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 8:33:41 PM
No hilarity, just wounds....

Viking864
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1408 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 8:12:07 PM
...and the stupid shall be punished.

PacoP42
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1081 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 7:48:22 PM
brave and lonely soul at the occupy monkey cage movement. there's bound to be some clash between protesters and monkeys

Sloppy1
Male, 18-29, Canada
 269 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 6:55:41 PM
Its ok, That water will surely disinfect that wound.

Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2207 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 6:16:07 PM
say hello to infections

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 5:22:35 PM
Yeah that open wound soaking in a cesspool of monkey feces should guarantee a nice side of AIDS with that scar.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26621 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 4:07:40 PM
Awww! Look at the cute little monkies, they just want to play!
AAAA! OMG! HEEEELLLP!

Do not feed the monkies!

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:51:28 PM
damn dirty apes

Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1463 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:51:19 PM
That monkey was kind of a dick.. He was just trying to say hi!

apttodo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 788 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:44:23 PM
I was trying to decide whether they wanted to eat him or save him from drowning.
And then he started gushing blood everywhere...

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:38:39 PM
wow, that monkey drated him up!!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26621 Posts
Wednesday, November 23, 2011 4:21:41 PM
Link: Drunk Man Jumps Fence To Play With Zoo Monkeys [Rate Link] - Of course he was drunk. Hilarity and bloody wounds ensue!


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