grapehead Male, 18-29, Western US
   409 Posts
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Monday, November 28, 2011 11:52:41 AM monkey attack |
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PhotoKing Male, 30-39, Eastern US
   523 Posts
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Saturday, November 26, 2011 7:51:20 PM i wanna see the gator pit. this guy is lucky he kept his eyes. |
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SilverThread Male, 30-39, Western US
   3360 Posts
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Friday, November 25, 2011 6:39:49 PM Leave him there. |
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patchgrabber Male, 30-39, Canada
   5290 Posts
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Friday, November 25, 2011 12:11:14 PM That could be dangerous. If that guy were to fall into a monkey preserve area in Africa, for example, some will tear your junk off to emasculate you in front of the group. Monkeys be crazy. |
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Gerry1of1 Male, 50-59, Western US
   25694 Posts
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Friday, November 25, 2011 6:50:24 AM
Monkeys were like "There is no way we're letting an illegal alien move into our neighborhood!" |
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Draculya Male, 30-39, Asia
   6366 Posts
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Friday, November 25, 2011 6:29:57 AM That's great teamwork. Did you see how one hung onto the other's limb/tail/huge black schlong to it could reach out further? Sure beats flinging poo. |
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zeebeedee Male, 50-59, Eastern US
   501 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 9:17:00 PM lol |
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lawndartsftw Male, 40-49, Canada
   1815 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 8:33:41 PM No hilarity, just wounds.... |
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Viking864 Male, 40-49, Southern US
   817 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 8:12:07 PM ...and the stupid shall be punished. |
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PacoP42 Male, 13-17, Western US
   1081 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 7:48:22 PM brave and lonely soul at the occupy monkey cage movement. there's bound to be some clash between protesters and monkeys |
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Sloppy1 Male, 18-29, Canada
   265 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 6:55:41 PM Its ok, That water will surely disinfect that wound. |
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Mantistador Male, 18-29, Western US
   2205 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 6:16:07 PM say hello to infections |
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madest Male, 40-49, Eastern US
   6407 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 5:22:35 PM Yeah that open wound soaking in a cesspool of monkey feces should guarantee a nice side of AIDS with that scar. |
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5Cats Male, 40-49, Canada
   16991 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 4:07:40 PM Awww! Look at the cute little monkies, they just want to play! AAAA! OMG! HEEEELLLP! Do not feed the monkies! |
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cyborg Male, 13-17, Midwest US
   2799 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:51:28 PM damn dirty apes |
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Kain1 Male, 18-29, Europe
   1285 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:51:19 PM That monkey was kind of a dick.. He was just trying to say hi! |
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apttodo Female, 18-29, Europe
   788 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:44:23 PM I was trying to decide whether they wanted to eat him or save him from drowning. And then he started gushing blood everywhere... |
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Selous Male, 30-39, Australia
   1205 Posts
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Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:38:39 PM wow, that monkey drated him up!! |
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5Cats Male, 40-49, Canada
   16991 Posts
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 4:21:41 PM Link: Drunk Man Jumps Fence To Play With Zoo Monkeys [Rate Link] - Of course he was drunk. Hilarity and bloody wounds ensue! |
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