 SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3360 Posts
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 7:20:14 PM
Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is Chuck Norris. |
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 FCMXD
Male, 18-29, Canada
181 Posts
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 4:24:28 PM
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live. |
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 Draculya
Male, 30-39, Asia
6276 Posts
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 7:39:07 AM
In World of Norris, the animals commit seppuku at his feet. |
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 patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
5252 Posts
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 6:31:22 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares at the book until it gives him the information he wants. |
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 Thonious
Male, 40-49, Western US
571 Posts
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 5:56:26 AM
It's nice that he has a sense of humor about himself. |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5157 Posts
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Wednesday, November 23, 2011 5:16:32 AM
No he's not Chaosmaster.
You see what people forget is that was THE MOST EXPENSIVE CGI ever created...ever. |
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 thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 11:22:36 PM
bataleon27:"why on earth does hunting imply the possibility of failure? That doesn't even make sense..."
Hunting implies seeking. Chuck Norris, implies finding. |
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thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 11:19:48 PM
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He just waits for 8 hours. |
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 Nihil000
Male, 18-29, Canada
3 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 10:12:58 PM
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. |
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 skypirate
Male, 18-29, Western US
1784 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 10:01:30 PM
ya, hes 71...no joke |
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Chaosmaster
Male, 30-39, Western US
234 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 9:42:47 PM
Chuck Norris isn't dead because he is afraid of facing Bruce Lee in the Afterlife. |
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 xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 8:59:02 PM
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Pangaea and created the continents.  |
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draino123
Male, 18-29, Southern US
339 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 8:27:48 PM
chuck norris once opened a restaurant. all he served were knuckle sandwiches and paincakes. both of them taste like blood. |
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 Bountykat
Female, 18-29, Southern US
399 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 8:25:49 PM
"If you stab him, your knife will bleed
Chuck Norris jumped into a lake, he didnt get wet, but the lake got chuck norris..
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its
chain and the back tire."
Not the only ones I laughed at, just the ones I laughed at the HARDEST. |
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 madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
6406 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 8:22:33 PM
How did people not give this 4 stars? Chuck Norris will hunt you down and choke you with your own intestines.
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Chuck Norris is old. The Chuck Norris tough guy meme is old. Not Keyboard Cat old more like War of Warcraft old. I sense a broken hip in his future. |
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 i-am-ninja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
141 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 7:52:34 PM
chuck norris' penis is so big that it has its own penis, and that penis is still bigger than your penis |
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 Rahillion
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
11 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 7:50:16 PM
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its
chain and the back tire. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 7:16:46 PM
How did people not give this 4 stars? Chuck Norris will hunt you down and choke you with your own intestines. |
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 Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
712 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 7:11:55 PM
There isn't any such thing as a lesbian, just women who havn't met chuck norris..
Do you know what is under chuck norris's beard....another fist..
Chuck Norris jumped into a lake, he didnt get wet, but the lake got chuck norris.. |
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 MrLill
Male, 18-29, Western US
348 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 5:32:47 PM
Chuck Norris, he can slam a revolving door
He can blow bubbles with beef jerkey.
If you stab him, your knife will bleed
And he has a grizzly bear carpet, only the bear ins't dead, it's afraid to move. |
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 GasMaskKid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
694 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 4:20:16 PM
didn't it used to be 11 million? |
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 honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
1392 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 3:30:55 PM
I don't care how old Chuck Norris is I'm sure he could kick the Sh*t out of anyone on this thread without even breaking a sweat. |
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 Student_Law
Male, 30-39, Europe
966 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 2:30:08 PM
Chuck Norris' semen cures aids |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 1:36:54 PM
@Selous that was 17 years ago. |
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 Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 1:19:01 PM
WorldOfJames
Male, 18-29, Europe
350 Posts Tuesday, November 22, 2011 12:38:26 PM
chuck norris is a 71 year old man who probably couldnt break through a wet paper towel now. CN jokes always have, and always will be really really lame
u tell him that, these guys thought he was a fake, look what happened to them
chuck norris mugged |
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