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Uni Of Nottinham Not OK With Sex In Elevator [Pic]

Hits: 17952 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: thenedman
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MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1407 Posts
Sunday, November 20, 2011 9:35:04 AM
and the footage of the security cam is now posted on the internet...

beternal
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2386 Posts
Sunday, November 20, 2011 6:00:49 AM
lol, I go to Nottingham and now my girlfriend is scared of getting in the lift at the Portland/ Trent building because of this AND a flasher apparently... or maybe the flashing resulted in sex... but still

Freshers eh!

BlankTom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 6560 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 4:55:56 PM
Who was having sex in there? Robin hood and his merry men?

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11501 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 4:45:20 PM
So does your proposed name. It only accounts for raising, not lowering.


I suggest "Automated Rising and Setting Equipment". So people can talk about riding arses all night.


Dickens
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 22 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 10:39:37 AM
I like the blurry: "(Also, please masturbate in your own rooms.)"

That just sets it off...

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 7:32:20 AM
Oh that's wrong on so many levels.

Heh :)

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10272 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 7:14:34 AM
Those naughty security gaurds!


almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 6:01:11 AM
Both "lift" and "elevator" forget that you need to come down again :P


...

So does your proposed name. It only accounts for raising, not lowering.

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2588 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 3:56:35 AM
I now have Aerosmith stuck in my head for the day.

skytz1337
Male, 18-29, Europe
 690 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 2:29:16 AM
now i know

Mister_C
Male, 18-29, Europe
 664 Posts
Saturday, November 19, 2011 2:28:04 AM
Both "lift" and "elevator" forget that you need to come down again :P

They should've called it an "electric raiser" ;)

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 896 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 10:35:10 PM
From 20:00 until 04:00?!? That's some serious elevator riding.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11501 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 4:21:51 PM
"Lift" has multiple common meanings, "elevator" has only one, so that could be it. I don't really see why it's an issue that they decided to use elevator instead of lift. You understand what both words mean, correct?


In the UK, the word 'lift' when used as a noun has only one meaning. I haven't seen 'elevator' used at all here except in the name of a foreign company that makes lifts. It's possible, but I think it's more likely that the sign is faked for a laugh but someone who isn't British.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 3:07:56 PM
@LillianDulci - ok - apart from being the American word for lift, elevator can also mean someone or something that elevates anything, like one of the controls surfaces on an aeroplane, or a mechanical device for shifting material upwards.

But the real issue is - this is meant to be a British University - where scholars are normally pretty hot about precise use of English.

Of course universities have gone to the dogs since my day so maybe using this bastardised americanism is acceptable now.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 2:58:16 PM
Part of a rich history of student japery (the fake notice I mean). Brits would surely use the word lift, and in this case should probably have gone with contraceptive rather than condom (especially after showboating with the intense magnitude cr*p).

Missed opportunity to state that the footage was intensely scrutinised between 16/10 03:15 and 16/10 03:18.

"Also please masturbate in your own rooms"

Student 1 - Clean this up!
Student 2 - No - Its your room!
Student 1 - Its your spunk!

LillianDulci
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2696 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 1:37:33 PM
"What bit of the word lift would they have trouble with. stuck on the lift and all?"
"Lift" has multiple common meanings, "elevator" has only one, so that could be it. I don't really see why it's an issue that they decided to use elevator instead of lift. You understand what both words mean, correct?

oogah_boogah
Male, 30-39, S. America
 65 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 1:36:10 PM
CCTV? Orly? load it up on faptube or it didn't happen.

Finker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 506 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 1:26:03 PM
Clearly just an aerosmith fan

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5786 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 12:53:03 PM
What bit of the word lift would they have trouble with. stuck on the lift and all? If you have a lot of international students who have trouble with english surely all signs would be multi -lingual?

thenedman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 232 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 12:37:58 PM
Well it is probably because we have a lot of international students in Nottingham so they would understand elevator better.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5786 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 12:31:05 PM
Mmm- yes- I agree- why call it an elevator?

kerryfairy82
Female, 18-29, Europe
 844 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 12:24:28 PM
I thought we called them 'lifts' over here, but then love in a lift doesn't quite have the same ring to it

thenedman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 232 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 12:23:30 PM
Nottingham is an amazing Uni,don't hate against it.

Mini23
Female, 18-29, Europe
 11 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 12:16:47 PM
I was going to apply here, it's a bloody good job I didn't if this is what's going on...

Flibmeister
Female, 18-29, Europe
 840 Posts
Friday, November 18, 2011 12:16:02 PM
erm... strange seeing as in the UK we use the term "lift".

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