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How To Get A Man's Attention [Pic]

Hits: 23096 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Shahar102
Female, 18-29, Europe
 518 Posts
Friday, November 11, 2011 6:10:45 AM
Not that simple, I've tried it a few times, and it didn't work every time.
But he's not a man, so :|

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:04:36 PM
What do you have with moth ball in each hand?
- undivided attention of the moth
Thank you, try the tofu burger.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 6:23:34 PM
We are so simple

Commentator
Male, 40-49, Western US
 270 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:48:14 AM
Simply saying "I want you inside me" works too. Women say this to me (or slight variations) and WHAMMO its time to rock and roll

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:24:58 AM
"Um, not always. I had a woman with a huge front bottom try and touch my gentleman's relish, and I repulsed with vigour"

Still got your attention.

theend81
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 92 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 7:23:50 AM
@lostinkorea ...I'm surprised you have to do all that, I thought your cats would just respond to the sound of you opening their cat-food can.

angelo0317
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 335 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 5:37:09 AM
XD hahahaha, That's the way to do it.

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 2:05:22 AM
@ilurk, does your boyfriend happen to be a former rugby player/stroke victim???

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12108 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 1:50:24 AM
lostinkorea - you read dating ad's too much

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12108 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 1:49:18 AM
Um, not always. I had a woman with a huge front bottom try and touch my gentleman's relish, and I repulsed with vigour

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2705 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 10:25:29 PM
@ilurk

If it's genuinely not working, your man may be gay.

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3690 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:51:00 PM
75 percent of the time it works 100 percent of the time

shinu
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1394 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 7:16:05 PM
taking a page out of Cosmotopian are we?

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11761 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 5:03:09 PM
Pee on his shoes. That will get anyone's attention!

uhmerikin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 871 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 3:08:59 PM
@lostinkorea - I think something got lostintranslation there, read it again.

ilurk
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 220 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 2:57:21 PM
Funny, I try that all the time and never works...

BetterBob
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 169 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 2:12:19 PM
no, that's how you get a girl to touch your dick...

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13611 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:58:55 PM
@lostinkorea

BWUHAHAHAHA! They said a mans attention lost not the womans!!

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13611 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:57:47 PM
Shoot ping pong balls from your vajaajaa with sparklers attached to your nippples!**(homosexual males inverse ping pong ball method)**

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3631 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:55:51 PM
No, IAB, you are incorrect. How about a loving conversation while gazing into your lover's eyes telling each other how much you love them. Holding each others hands while walking under a full moonlit night on a sandy beach with the waves crashing at the shore....

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2492 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:27:43 PM
be around and willing, that seems to be more general

JaLacaob
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1793 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:20:48 PM


Yup.

Kilgore89
Male, 18-29, Canada
 194 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 12:27:05 PM
Works here.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6125 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 12:12:59 PM
I can vouch for that.

xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2576 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:00:30 AM
That'll do

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