 Shahar102
Female, 18-29, Europe
 518 Posts
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Friday, November 11, 2011 6:10:45 AM
Not that simple, I've tried it a few times, and it didn't work every time.
But he's not a man, so :| |
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 sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
2010 Posts
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:04:36 PM
What do you have with moth ball in each hand?
- undivided attention of the moth
Thank you, try the tofu burger. |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011 6:23:34 PM
We are so simple |
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 Commentator
Male, 40-49, Western US
270 Posts
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:48:14 AM
Simply saying "I want you inside me" works too. Women say this to me (or slight variations) and WHAMMO its time to rock and roll |
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 MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1460 Posts
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:24:58 AM
"Um, not always. I had a woman with a huge front bottom try and touch my gentleman's relish, and I repulsed with vigour"
Still got your attention. |
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 theend81
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
92 Posts
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011 7:23:50 AM
@lostinkorea ...I'm surprised you have to do all that, I thought your cats would just respond to the sound of you opening their cat-food can. |
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 angelo0317
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
335 Posts
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011 5:37:09 AM
XD hahahaha, That's the way to do it. |
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 xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
4798 Posts
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011 2:05:22 AM
@ilurk, does your boyfriend happen to be a former rugby player/stroke victim??? |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5582 Posts
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011 1:50:24 AM
lostinkorea - you read dating ad's too much |
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ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5582 Posts
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011 1:49:18 AM
Um, not always. I had a woman with a huge front bottom try and touch my gentleman's relish, and I repulsed with vigour |
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 taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2478 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 10:25:29 PM
@ilurk
If it's genuinely not working, your man may be gay. |
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 Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
2942 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:51:00 PM
75 percent of the time it works 100 percent of the time |
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 shinu
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1394 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 7:16:05 PM
taking a page out of Cosmotopian are we? |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9568 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 5:03:09 PM
Pee on his shoes. That will get anyone's attention! |
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 uhmerikin
Male, 30-39, Southern US
871 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 3:08:59 PM
@lostinkorea - I think something got lostintranslation there, read it again. |
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 ilurk
Female, 18-29, Southern US
220 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 2:57:21 PM
Funny, I try that all the time and never works... |
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 BetterBob
Male, 18-29, Southern US
140 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 2:12:19 PM
no, that's how you get a girl to touch your dick... |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10257 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:58:55 PM
@lostinkorea
BWUHAHAHAHA! They said a mans attention lost not the womans!! |
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McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10257 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:57:47 PM
Shoot ping pong balls from your vajaajaa with sparklers attached to your nippples!**(homosexual males inverse ping pong ball method)** |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:55:51 PM
No, IAB, you are incorrect. How about a loving conversation while gazing into your lover's eyes telling each other how much you love them. Holding each others hands while walking under a full moonlit night on a sandy beach with the waves crashing at the shore.... |
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 jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2356 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:27:43 PM
be around and willing, that seems to be more general |
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 JaLacaob
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1793 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:20:48 PM
Yup. |
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 Kilgore89
Male, 18-29, Canada
153 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 12:27:05 PM
Works here. |
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 madduck
Female, 40-49, Europe
2871 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 12:12:59 PM
I can vouch for that. |
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 xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
2535 Posts
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Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:00:30 AM
That'll do |
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