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I've Killed 3 Elephants, 1 Hippo and 14 Buffalo!

Hits: 9221 | Rating: (1.7) | Category: Misc. | Added by: jdouglas9
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Jey
Male, 18-29, Europe
 13 Posts
Saturday, November 12, 2011 6:58:47 AM
"Hunting is a way that you can help conserve the natural state, by balancing populations."

Yeah, right... because Elephants and Hipos are recklessly overpopulatet... you're drunk bro?
Think about, before you talk bullpoo!

BunkH2O
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1 Posts
Thursday, November 10, 2011 1:32:16 PM
I'm not sure why everyone automatically assumes this man is a poacher? Hunting is a way that you can help conserve the natural state, by balancing populations. Anyone that automatically assumes its an inhumane murder of an animal is extremely ignorant. Yes, there is inhumane killing, poaching etc. etc., but those instances are looked upon with very angry eyes from both hunting and non communities.

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:33:57 PM
I love hyenas, they are amazing parents and have unique matriarchy order. They don't eat carrion are unparalleled in hunting stamina. Hate this guy. I hope he gets trampled by the elephants or gets gored by the buffaloes or torn to pieces by the monkeys - natural order

MCMXCIII
Male, 18-29, Asia
 354 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:18:58 AM
I too see nothing wrong with this man's action.
I'd like to do it one day too, with bows and arrows and spears and traps.

number43
Male, 70 & Over, Asia
 765 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 7:52:47 AM
hatface, obviously you live in an area where the only wild animals are pigeons.

Oster
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 104 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:30:45 PM
The satisfaction of hunting is so mysterious in cultures where children grow up on hamburgers but never see a cow killed for meat.

The satisfaction is primal, and not about savage, testosterone-driven slaughter of another living creature, but putting food on the tables of your family and neighbors.

Oster
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 104 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:14:19 PM
Hunting or fishing in most of subsaharan Africa is poaching. Hunts costs thousands, and are managed by game ranch owners who must know what a balanced population of predator and prey species is on their land.

Excess population can be sold for hunting.

Elephants are slow breeders so they don't come up for hunts all that often. The animal meat is eaten, given to the families of the trackers, and/or local tribes who have an agreement with landowners. Fees from hunts are also often split with locals.

Trophies (mounted heads, skins, and such) are taxidermy jobs which contain no organic material except hide and horns. Ivory cannot be exported.

Prime breeding specimens are not available to hunt.

Hunting programs which do not allow indiscriminate killing but consider the balance of populations of species are called Sustainable Use programs.

Nothing is wasted, and the vast majority of hunters only take sure shots because they're don't want t

asiina
Female, 18-29, Canada
 166 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:03:15 AM
"Death is an important part of nature, nothing wrong with that, as long as he doesn't kill endangered animals, and as long as he does it to survive (eat)."

x2

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17308 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:57:21 AM
SlothOfDoom: African elephants are not endangered, Asian elephants are, but unless you want some serious prison time, no one hunts them anymore.

Madest: Lead by example, you do it first.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17308 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:53:54 AM
hatface: Hyenas really are the douchebags of the animal kingdom, I suggest you watch a few videos of just their behavior in the wild if you don't believe me.

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:10:30 AM
Death is an important part of nature, nothing wrong with that, as long as he doesn't kill endangered animals, and as long as he does it to survive (eat).

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3391 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 7:10:08 AM
Gerry1of1~ Applesauce of course!

hatface
Male, 18-29, Europe
 614 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2011 3:45:38 AM
"I really hate Hyenas, though." What? It's a god damn ANIMAL. Look, I don't care what moral code you use to shoot animals, but to say you simply hate an entire species of animal is just stupid.

hellhawk
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 30 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 10:43:10 PM
i see nothing wrong in what he's doing. and i wish if i can do the same as long as the animal dose not suffer and i or some one else will eat it.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 6:31:45 PM

He ate a hippo?
What do you serve with hippo?
What are the right condiments for hippo?

Boggles the mind.

dognose82
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 151 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 5:23:16 PM
I'm a deer hunter and have no problem hunting for meat, but I don't get even hunters in the US thinking it is some sort of "sport" to hunt an animal with the brain the size of a walnut. However, I believe as long as people eat or share what they kill they can call it whatever they want. I just enjoy my time out in nature, but feel the killing is more anticlimactic and a chore. BUT I DO LOVE STEAKS!

Besides, how ever this guy needs to burn off testosterone let him to it. I just prefer to do it through sex!

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 4:47:19 PM
You want to impress somebody? Do it without a weapon. Anybody can kill with a weapon, prove you're a man and get naked and take on a hippo. I'll watch.

Bottleofrum
Male, 18-29, Western US
 164 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 4:35:53 PM
no wonder he is so fat

botfly
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 621 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 4:02:47 PM
with an elephant fork

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12724 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 3:58:17 PM
How does one bloke eat 3 elephants in a sitting?

botfly
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 621 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 3:38:56 PM
It's good to see a successful marksman, we need more.

SlothOfDoom
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2041 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 3:20:36 PM
Well, he is eating these animals which makes this ok with me. Except for the elephants, since they are still a threatened species (I think....right?)

I hate people who hunt just for trophies, but I really don;t care if you are hunting (even if the hunt is a total sham) and killing something you are going to consume. It is no different than eating a burger.


splurbyburbl
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2810 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 2:46:49 PM
"If you eat any meat at all, you have no right getting mad at him. In fact, if you buy your meat at a store instead of kill it yourself, you're more heartless and disconnected from the animals you eat than he is."

Illogical argument is illogical

Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1552 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 2:17:26 PM
If you eat any meat at all, you have no right getting mad at him. In fact, if you buy your meat at a store instead of kill it yourself, you're more heartless and disconnected from the animals you eat than he is.

Yes, I eat meat.

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2011 2:14:30 PM
Is he allowed? If so then whatever. If there was, for example, an overabundance of elephants, then I wouldn't mind at all.

I guess there isn't
being "vulnerable" and all. Oh well. I guess he's exploiting corrupt African governments that can't regulate hunting... but at least he IS using the elephant. He's eating it... but how long an entire elephant would take to consume I can't imagine.

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