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Surfer Almost Gets Swallowed By A Whale

Hits: 11653 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Science | Added by: fancylad
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magoo22
Male, 30-39, Australia
 663 Posts
Saturday, November 05, 2011 8:49:48 PM
That was excellent.

shamrock1014
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 310 Posts
Saturday, November 05, 2011 12:51:28 PM
Why do some people try to to take the titles so literally. Loosen up people.

Mr_Pedo_Bear
Male, 70 & Over, Southern US
 973 Posts
Saturday, November 05, 2011 7:07:36 AM
JONAH! NOOOOOOOO!

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10157 Posts
Saturday, November 05, 2011 5:25:35 AM
Okay, so I went and did the googling and such. A blue whale, which is the largest, can't even swallow a beach ball, so yeah. I was wrong lol.

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2482 Posts
Saturday, November 05, 2011 4:23:32 AM
That is so effing cool, I want to paddle those waters.

ecpkngt
Female, 18-29, Western US
 159 Posts
Saturday, November 05, 2011 2:15:07 AM
auburnjunky.
You joking? I can't find the exact diameter of a humpback's, but the monterey aquarium says blue whale's esophagus is only 10 centimeters.
So it's unlikely that either could swallow a human.

shamrock1014
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 310 Posts
Saturday, November 05, 2011 12:01:31 AM
The kayakers don't count? Also, I was surprised by the lack of reaction by the person filming

tlshaman
Male, 13-17, Western US
 379 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 11:33:11 PM
is anyone else noticing why that person is videotaping the hot surfer babe?

QueenZira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2181 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 9:26:23 PM
kiriluv- do you know ANYTHING about humor? That was most definitely a joke.

Although I'm still laughing at your pitiful attempt to redirect the issue, humpback is still a ridiculously sexual name.

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 8:33:02 PM
eh wasn't even that close

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10157 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 6:57:24 PM
Kalon. A humpback whale (which these were) could swallow a human, and digest it while it lives.

Weird comment is weird.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12572 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 6:54:32 PM
@CrakrJak No the premium's for all the hot gay action. That's why SF costs so much.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 4:17:31 PM
@greenbasterd - I've been out trying to snorkel with blue sharks - birds loafing all over the water - Suddenly they are up like someone electrified the sea. We didn't even see that shark, but I'm sure one was present. The birds know.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 4:15:13 PM
@talon - if these were sperm whales (which they are not) - how big do you think their esophagus is - bearing in mind they eat giant squid. Or for that matter, take the biggest dolphin, the killer whale, which can swallow a Dall's porpoise whole?

Then ask if a human could fit down their gullet.

Don't assume a fact about the plankton eating giants...extends to all members of the cetacea..

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2356 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 4:09:38 PM
watch the birds.. they know everything

Kalon
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 370 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 2:47:49 PM
No. Whale's esophagus is too narrow to fit a person down. Nobody has ever "almost gotten swallowed by a whale" ever.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17298 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 2:24:25 PM
Gerry: You pay a premium for the nice weather there most of the year, same goes for most of Florida and Hawaii.

kemic
Male, 18-29, Europe
 164 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 1:17:30 PM
my poop would have taken a poo if that was me

kiriluv
Female, 18-29, Western US
 204 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 12:36:43 PM
Queen...do you know ANYTHING about whales?! That was most definitely a humpback.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4791 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 12:02:33 PM
How lucky is that? Probably wouldn't have time to be scared before you realised you'd just had one of the best moments of your life.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 11:59:48 AM

Red tide, whales, dolphins.... boring. Kidding. Now you see why people in Southern Cal. love living here. But wait, there's more. You can always see the harbor seals but in the sping you can get pretty close while they birth the pups.
Baby Harbor Seal in San Diego

Now if it just weren't so damn expensive to live here.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 11:49:58 AM

Crakr, yes I know it's not a fish, but saying "mamals that returned to the sea eat you" would have sounded stupid.

And for general knowledge, they're hunting anchovy

HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2475 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 11:29:07 AM
Oooooooh!!!! I see them now! Thanks QueenZira

QueenZira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2181 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 11:15:27 AM
HalfPintRoo, If you look closely you'll see the whale is hunting a school of little fish when it breaches.

But yeah, that's intense. Also I think it was a sperm whale (you may all giggle like 6th graders now).

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17298 Posts
Friday, November 04, 2011 10:58:50 AM
Gerry: Hate to break this to ya but whales aren't fish.

I do wonder what her name was, Jonahette ?

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