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Ultimate Battlefield 3 Simulator

Hits: 12911 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: kitteh9lives
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tuapui
Male, 18-29, Asia
 94 Posts
Friday, October 21, 2011 3:33:26 PM
i don't like the projector and treadmill idea. it should be VR goggles, and played within a big hamster ball. they're doing it wrong!

Ripper398
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1318 Posts
Thursday, October 20, 2011 12:34:16 AM
I got nerd wood... and then I came...

Kiete5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 123 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 1:39:03 PM
I just thought of something else.. is there a limit to how fast you can run??? can you run as fast in the game as you can in real life? will it detect when you crouch, or lay on the ground? can you actually blindfire? if not, it still isn't real enough. lol, what if I want to sit indian style (behind cover), and stradle my gun on my shoulder, facing behind me, and shoot. NO, it's not practical, but I think outside the box.

Kiete5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 123 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 1:31:28 PM
I've had this idea ever since I was freaking 12 years old... I've always loved video games, and I'm quite sad as to how slowly they are progressing. Everything I saw was quite impressive, the only thing I wouldn't want, for obvious reasons, is to feel pain as if I had been shot. maybe a small electric shock... but nothing too painful. Another thing that infuriates me is, as awesome as this is, It will be years before it comes out, if it ever comes out at all, and it will be expensive as hell. so, good job... but this should've been done years ago.

meowmeowmeow
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 190 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 1:10:37 PM
Umm.
What if you get hit by like a machine gun on easy mode? Won't it hurt regardless of the lowered fps? I think 100 repeatedly hit paintballs even with low fps will hurt since its the same spot

furryblob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 577 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 1:01:30 PM
How about a few tours in Afghanistan? Real enough for ya?

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 12:18:05 PM
That looks awesome... want!

binarystarr
Male, 30-39, Europe
 477 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 8:43:50 AM
awesome idea but wasted on the biggest nob on telly

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 7:50:44 AM
Annoying video was so f-dup you couldn't see how anything worked.

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2352 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 7:32:58 AM
Just when I thought Channel 5 was dead, finally a reason to watch it.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 12716 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 5:47:48 AM
you can adjust how "hard" you get hit


Not really a paintball is supposed to be set to around 280 FPS anything above or below increases it's chances of bouncing and above is a saftey risk.

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 1:18:04 AM
Just a thought: why not give electric shocks when and where you're hit? Paintball, there's a risk they might miss your foot if you're shot there, and it gets messy... Still gives you consequences for getting hit, but you can adjust how "hard" you get hit.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 10221 Posts
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 12:21:14 AM
The ultimate battlefield simulator (UK edition) would be 20 men sitting in a hole drinking very sweet tea then yelling till your voice goes once it gets loud.

The American version involves everyone yelling hoo-rah and medic alternately till the war's over then continuing till the peace is over.

The Japanese version would involve endless report writing and feeling sorry for the Americans as they leave on patrol.

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 11:44:35 PM
Damn

eBag
Male, 18-29, Western US
 19 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 10:36:58 PM
About this "training us for war" poo. If somebody wanted to go into a real war, it's up to them. The great thing about VIDEO GAMES is that we know it isn't real. That's why we PLAY them and don't actually sign up to fight in a REAL war. It takes a real dumb ass to thing there isn't any sacrifice to fight. Who knows, maybe this country IS full of dumb ass, and you might be right if that's true. Me, I'll stick to games. This is gonna be fun.

Liquidglass
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1111 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 10:31:45 PM
@Smagboy1

Just wanted to say I appreciate your true to life comments but you didn't let it taint your opinion of the simulator. We need more people like you on here.

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2302 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 9:54:50 PM
drating awesome, but 100% army funded. if i was rich this is the way i would play video games

tlshaman
Male, 13-17, Western US
 379 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 7:56:39 PM
Do Not Be Fooled! This is the NWO's trap for subtlety training the mindless masses to become lethal soldiers.

iceblack
Male, 18-29, S. America
 546 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 7:44:02 PM
I want this for christmas...
I hope it comes with the batteries though

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3604 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 6:57:25 PM
Of course, as a cranky old veteran, maybe I'm just too crotchety to get excited about games that glorify war without the demonstrating the unbelievable loss that accompanies it.

All of that said, very cool concept. Seems we're a step closer to hollow decks.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3604 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 6:55:24 PM
Hey guys, not to be a smartass (really, I'm not), but, your armed forces recruiting office is likely not far from you at all. If you want the really, real thing, it's far easier to than you can imagine.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15497 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 6:36:04 PM
Finally a excuse for fat kids not to spend the whole day sitting

Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3500 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 5:18:43 PM
I'm drowning, it's so deep...

I especially like the part about getting shot. I've always said, with games allowing you to just duck behind cover and regain health anymore, there needs to be more consequences for getting hit.

Those welts won't go away just because you got behind cover, lol.

Fehz
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 582 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 5:10:00 PM
I need some new pants..

CaptainPabst
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1253 Posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011 5:03:26 PM
Awesome but this will look like kids play once we can jack into the brain and get some real vr going.

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