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Foamy The Squirrel Takes On Bullies

Hits: 9389 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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The_Garuness
Male, 18-29, Europe
 917 Posts
Friday, August 03, 2012 6:13:38 PM
The sad thing is that this is probably the only bit of advice that will work against a bully. It's the only way these necessary abortions that got over looked will learn.

furrything
Male, 50-59, Europe
 753 Posts
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 7:54:42 AM
Foamy....right on the nail again!

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2439 Posts
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 12:41:09 AM
Bullies are cowards. Stand up & fight back every time.
I like the' if they don't have your back then they can suck on your sack' part

Klivel
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 106 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:06:35 PM
@Fatninja01 You, and that bullpoo point of view, are part of the problem. It isn't someone's drating duty to heap poo on another human being just because they're "weak", and NO bully alive goes into it thinking "gee, I'll improve his life in the long term by being an obnoxious twat"

Bullies are mouth breathing, needle-dicked, pieces of excrement; and they're drating cowards. I went through eight years of poo before I learned the lesson foamy says at the beginning. Fight back, fight dirty, leave an impression. I threw one kid across a table in the middle of lunch, kicked him a couple of times, and for the rest of my time in school I got left alone.

People shouldn't HAVE to be pushed until they snap. But as long as bullies are going to do that (and they are), it's best to snap fast, and hard.

uatme
Male, 18-29, Canada
 989 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 7:03:49 PM
Pretty good advice (ignoring the legal implications of the first part)

Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3500 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:58:00 PM
I think the most destructive thing I've ever done to a bully of mine, was told his parents.

I tried that once... Didn't work too well.

Ended up having to put him under a school bus tire before he gave me an unconditional guarantee that he would NOT f*ck with me again. (Don't worry, the bus wasn't even running. I just threatened to slam his head against the concrete and position his unconscious body where the driver wouldn't see it before pulling forward.)

I think I've had to put down bullies at just about every school I've gone too. And I moved more than once...

But the lesson to be learned is: Send a message. Stop them in such a dramatic and awful way that no one else wants to mess with you again, for fear of incurring your wrath.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24481 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:33:40 PM
Bullies are people that life needs, without bullies you cannot grow stronger and overcome their $hit, you a stronger person when you can overcome being bullied!

Littlebirdie
Female, 18-29, Western US
 11 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:23:13 PM
"You're a humanitarian!" Really got me, hahaa.

Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1162 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:14:56 PM
I think the most destructive thing I've ever done to a bully of mine, was told his parents.

I never saw him again.

Heureux
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1060 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:54:53 AM
theend81

you were a bully, weren't you? And really, still are.

fngrnayls
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 12 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:29:35 AM
i havent watch a foamy vid in ages. :) ooh, good times.

theend81
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 92 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:07:57 AM
Dead on with this except one extra thing - you want to stop being bullied? Stop being socially awkward. I know this isn't always the case, but sometimes it is. One kid in middle school cried because he didn't get a perfect score on a math test. You'd better believe we made fun of him for that a loooong time. Don't eat your boogers, don't piss yourself, don't eat your scabs, etc etc...

Seak
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1508 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:43:05 AM
Foamy blinks a lot.

Klamz
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 693 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:27:19 AM
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

I agree 100%

I like to put it "If you find yourself in a fight, you've already lost."

This is why intelligent lifeforms move on and dodo's die.

Got a bully? Run away, go to their home and kill them while they sleep. Just make sure you know what you're doing and you won't have any worries.

Unless of course you think that people who are only happy when causing others pain and do so without their consent deserve to live.

captkava
Male, 40-49, Europe
 256 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:04:37 AM
hehe, love that foul mouthed little guy.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11488 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:58:43 AM
Surely the OP is trolling?

grindinblade
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 229 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:38:34 AM
"Never throw the first punch, always have a witness, and aim for the balls!" LOL

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:23:14 AM

In our "evolved" society, bullying continues through the police. The bullies become cops and will remember your actions in high school and beat you with a club before, and after, tasering you a dozen times.

Life sucks and it does not get better.

Lord_Jereth
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 600 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 9:08:26 AM
As my sensei is ever so wont to say: "If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

That is all.

LJ

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 8:36:15 AM
Link: Foamy The Squirrel Takes On Bullies [Rate Link] - Neo-Neanderthal ticking you off? Foamy has a solution for all your bully-based problems.


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