 megavidiot
Male, 30-39, Canada
 905 Posts
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:48:32 PM
This is assuming he went to heaven of course.... |
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 shamrock1014
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
193 Posts
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 3:29:32 PM
And six months later, he's going to update them again. |
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 AtheistAlien
Male, 30-39, Western US
784 Posts
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:48:41 PM
and when you say epic, you mean epic lie. |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10539 Posts
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 8:55:54 AM
I bet he charged a fee. |
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 Turnshroud
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
6414 Posts
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 7:11:41 AM
haha...tablets. |
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 Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 6:08:23 AM
lol, please, jobs sold his soul to the devil to make what he did |
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 xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
4798 Posts
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:43:48 AM
Silly people, everyone knows there is no Heaven. |
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 ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
5903 Posts
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 1:27:36 AM
I thought Mr Jobs was god? |
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 Mrpoo
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
141 Posts
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011 1:19:56 AM
meh. |
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 MrAtari
Male, 30-39, Europe
1101 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 11:10:10 PM
I thought Steve Jobs made the commandments... Hmm, as I think of that, the 10 commandments make actually God look like the first Steve Jobs. |
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 I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
2432 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 10:21:25 PM
"It would make sense if Steve was a Christian, but nope."
Moses was a Jew... |
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 Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
1538 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 10:04:32 PM
Guys, guys. It doesn't say he's staying in heaven. It just says he's there to fic his tablets. After that who knows. |
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 reidcook1000
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
384 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 9:56:55 PM
lmao @ skinlesss |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6651 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 9:18:18 PM
Why is the internet full of people whos sole purpose seems to be to find flaws in other peoples humour. |
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 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
4257 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 9:11:37 PM
Maybe he could delete those self-serving first three commandments. I think we're a little past those. |
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Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
1538 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 7:46:03 PM
Guys, guys. It doesn't say he's staying in heaven. It just says he's there to fic his tablets. After that who knows. |
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 skinlesss
Male, 18-29, Canada
142 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 7:25:03 PM
They took err Jobs!! |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 6:20:20 PM
Was about damn time |
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Qwertyuiop95
Male, 18-29, Western US
206 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 6:16:08 PM
It would make sense if Steve was a Christian, but nope. |
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cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
2799 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 5:28:46 PM
heh nice... |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 5:28:43 PM
Doesn't make sense... Jobs wouldn't be in heaven. He didn't accept Jesus and all that jazz. |
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 Klamz
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
693 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 4:58:37 PM
Now I'm confused, how many heavens are there?
How do I decide which one I want to go to?
...
...
Oh, we all know I'm going straight to hell!
...
But which one will it be? |
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 Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
2692 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 4:57:45 PM
they will have 10.1 commandments and will cost twice as much, until the new and improved tablets with 10.2 commandments come out making useless the previous tablets 2 months later |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23998 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 4:47:25 PM
zing.... |
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Cuppsworth
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
58 Posts
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Monday, October 10, 2011 4:44:33 PM
Moses was Jewish. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Steve Jobs didn't kill anyone, have sex with any animals or ape anything. He most likely is likely to get into Jew heaven (Based on action, rather than faith). |
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