richanddead Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   420 Posts
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Tuesday, October 04, 2011 5:03:16 AM Obviously the stapler remover is better, it looks like teeth, the pencil is a rocketship, and the big eraser is a car thing-a-ma-jig. Also the staple remover is perfect for opening anti-theft plastic rap. |
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bex753 Male, 40-49, Western US
   134 Posts
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Tuesday, October 04, 2011 4:33:58 AM the stupidity of the staple removal tool statement made me laugh |
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duffytoler Male, 40-49, Midwest US
   5220 Posts
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Tuesday, October 04, 2011 1:16:06 AM He was 60 when he started his 30 year career doing "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney". |
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xCYBERDYNEx Male, 18-29, Southern US
   4798 Posts
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Tuesday, October 04, 2011 12:42:28 AM Aww who said Alzheimer's can't be cute? |
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Draculya Male, 30-39, Asia
   6375 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 8:51:30 PM "Staple removers are better than staples? What good would they be without staples, Andy? HMMM?!" You're not into S&M then.
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OldOllie Male, 50-59, Midwest US
   8773 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 7:55:03 PM He might have been funny if he were stupid OR grumpy, but when you're both, it's just annoying. |
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SmilinSam Female, 18-29, Eastern US
   3603 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 6:15:52 PM WTF did i just watch anyways? |
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RoboPatton Male, 30-39, Western US
   1956 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 2:37:49 PM lol he dead |
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Theyoyoguy Male, 18-29, Western US
   443 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 1:12:31 PM Staple removers are better than staples? What good would they be without staples, Andy? HMMM?! |
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patchouly Male, 40-49, Canada
   2980 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 12:05:12 PM Free is the worst kind of fudge! |
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coffeekoneko Female, 18-29, Europe
   1004 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 12:03:40 PM I wasn't amused until "I don't want you to-see me cry" Also I did a quick google search to find out "whatever happened to Roebuck." "In the 1970s, the name "Roebuck" was dropped from the trade name of the stores, though not from the official corporate name." Thanks Wikipedia. |
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HIPCAT Male, 18-29, Southern US
   126 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 11:48:23 AM "Don't need the fancy napkin, Just bring me the drink". |
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Pheeshy5 Male, 18-29, Western US
   1316 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 11:45:12 AM LOL "I like Christmas presents." Me too Andy |
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Aints Male, 18-29, Midwest US
   143 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 11:38:54 AM "I'd be willing to do it, if everyone else did it". |
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Fatninja01 Male, 18-29, Australia
   23996 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 11:35:26 AM That was ok i guess |
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xelous Male, 18-29, Western US
   2535 Posts
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Monday, October 03, 2011 11:14:48 AM Link: Andy Rooney: Out Of Context [Rate Link] - What would you do with her teeth Andy? |
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